Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

omg im actually doing that spring onion growing thing thanks to that thread. and its working!

isnt it autumn in australia?

Spring onions aer green onions/scallions.

after all this time, it's still impressive how ilx can drain the fun from anything at all

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:14 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's discuss that

― j., Monday, 19 March 2012 02:15 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, yes

lollll

only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along

in America, anyone can be president

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

why would anyone bring a robot to karaoke

(Morbs too)

Al Green would make a good Vice President.

Friday night HULK SMASH YOUR PARTY
Saturday, Hulk say HULK SORRY
Sunday came,
HULK SMASH IT OUT AGAIN

― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:51 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that makes me laugh everytime i read it.

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

am looking for a place w/ "Going Back to Cali" on the menu tbh

most gifted kids would make A+ boarders i think

― mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:23 (17 hours ago) Permalink

if you mean people to live quietly in a spare bedroom in your home then i agree, they won't stir up much trouble.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:26 (16 hours ago) Permalink

morbs is a biggie fan?

http://2012rankmaniac.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rankmaniac2012-40.gif

it's true, all Biggie fans look for LL joints to do at karaoke (to do a Biggie song would be sacrilege)

most ironic use of ironic "more you know" jpeg ever

:D

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, March 19, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Option Votes
Out in the Woods 1
Stranger in a Strange Land 1
Roll Away the Stone 0

Thanks for voting, somebody!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 9:53 PM (17 minutes ago)

cutecelsior

the juiciness, the magic

― caek, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:36 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God loves his children, yeah.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:49 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An odd dot to connect, but man, you connected the shit out of it.

Lol

That's funny - when I read caek's lines, Ned's response is what popped into my head too. #BeingLikeNed2012

This is the dawning of the age of Nedcelsior!

*bows*

in 3d movies generally the actors on the left hand of the screen are painted blue while the ones on the right are painted red. (see avatar)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!

frat culture's way worse than mall culture.

― the kids of boris midney high (get bent), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that what culture Zombie was?

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never heard the DMB song and i'm not gonna listen to a DMB song.

voted "Zombie"

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with their food and their court and their court and their stores

― some dude, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooooooooool

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A girl in my high school did a cover that was all like:

He's a head in a box
In a box where he talks
Jambi, Jambi, Jambi-i-i

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

a cover of what?

zombie

okay, that IS lol

forksclovetuomas

Oh hurting plz don't hammer 'em!

My father had a brief career as a high school teach in an inner city neighborhood in Memphis. He taught history. (circa. 1970 or so.)

He says that when they'd hit the slavery part of the curriculum, he'd divide the mostly black class up into owners and slaves. He'd put the football player on a box in the middle of the room and have one of the other students try to sell him like they're at an auction. When the "slave" balked at his treatment, my 22-year-old dad would say, "Hey, this is the way it was."

As time has passed since hearing these stories, they sound more and more ridiculous with each year. I finally asked him if he really put black students on boxes and held mock auctions, and he says sure did. Gave the kids a lesson to learn how far in civil rights they had come and how much more they had to go.

Sounds pretty heinous to me, but I never lived in 1970. It's all moot now anyway. Dad gave up being a teacher, moved to Arkansas and sold real estate for the next ten years.

― pplains, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he just loved auctions, i guess

― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

woww

Ouch

The company that makes Vegemite is named Sanitarium?

― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:31 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No!

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They make marmite

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

darraghburn

not burning but punning

didn't we form an exploratory committee for a djp candidacy at one point?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i still feel he has the stuff to take down that elephant thing hardcore

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

Will never tire of that phrase tbh

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post

Well the trailers answered that, didn't they

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we should all wear small panties on opening day in solidarity

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you will regret that, trust me

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So far so good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 9:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only like kids if i can give them back to their parents when i get bored of them

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 10:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink