They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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It was all a dream! The bad guys are the good guys! Aliens taste like chicken!

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

giant dude is the Space Jockey

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/euMfb.jpg

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

It isn't him unless that skeleton is a suit imo

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WF14b.jpg

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

it'll be a biomechanical suit or whatever

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

and the comics ain't canon

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

I know I just wanted everybody to see how funny the jockey looks

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that would be way better obviously

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

omg are those 3D goggles he's holding? mind boggles @ goggles

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

It's a suit for sure, probably a biomechanical interface to the ship. /nerd

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

guys

http://f.cl.ly/items/2w2q0f2r1q2s3K0a0e1n/prometheus_glowy_dude.jpg

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

This Peter Weyland timeline is pretty ridiculous, but explains the fake TED talk megalomania. He fixes global warming, creates terraforming, does stem cell research, and cures almost all cancers by age 25! Gets a Nobel prize at 26! Gives ridiculous TED talk and then creates super-amazing androids!

I kind of hope this is in line with the Alien films, because lol even though dude was a genius his company still merges with Yutani corp and in a few hundred years is bought by Wal-Mart.

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

Can't tell what that's supposed to be? They put in a green goblin for st. patrick's day? Xpost

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

It's the really tall dude activating something that has a green energy ball popping up. Really quick cut toward the end of the trailer.

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, missed this on the timeline:

After years of litigation, Weyland wins the David patent lawsuit against the Japanese start-up Yutani Corporation, effectively protecting the investments of both Weyland Industries and its shareholders.

Presumably the world of Prometheus is one where scientific progress makes a leap due to a shitload of funding and effort that reality lacks. Guessing Weyland is the front-runner, with some competitors?

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think that guy is necessarily really tall, we don't see where his feet are touching the ground or whether the floor slopes up near the walls

like his head seems to be about half the size of the space jockey's which proportionally matches this picture

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Man, it's going to be a long two and a half months until this gets released. (and in about ten years I'll laugh about this post when the tread gets revived because the 4D UV-disc remaster is released)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

i hope there will be a cloverfield-esque shitstorm of endless fake spoilers and arguments about clues in viral ads that are then completely irrelevant to the movie

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

we can only hope

that corporate timeline mentions a weyland "memorial library" but I think it's a red herring. if peter weyland is born in 1990, he could be mid-80s by the time of the movie. crepey pale-looking dude could be peter weyland

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

or more accurately, the stuff about "looking for a practical use for stasis" makes me think that dude is gonna go into stasis to skip ahead -- you know, the old "thaw me out when we can travel to other worlds" trick

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe weyland was born in the 90s i feel old

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

What worries me more is that the world of 2085 doesn't remember what happened in the 1979 Alien movie.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

It doesn't segue into Alien but it leaves some of its own questions unanswered, leaving open the option of a sequel: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prometheus_(film)&mobileaction=view_normal_site#Sequel

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

Yay. Look, go to wikipedia, it's on the Prometheus page, section called sequel.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

"if we’re fortunate enough to do a sequel to Prometheus, it will tangentialize even further away from the original Alien."

tangetialize, yall

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

Mmm. In Germany, the movie will be called "Prometheus - Dunkle Zeichen"
(that's "Dark Signs" or dark symbols)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

What I want to know is if the space jockey ship in this is the derelict from Alien, or just another ship of the same type.

also looks like the aliens came from humans infected with a virus, which is an interesting wrinkle if that's where they went with it.

While I don't doubt there will be lots of retconned silliness in this flick, I'm pretty sure that the "aliens came from humans infected with a virus" scenario won't be part of that. For starters, this mural http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg seen at 1:37 in the trailer, pretty much makes it clear that the aliens have been around for a while before the events of the movie.

My guess is that the "space jockeys" are a race of bioengineers of some sort and the aliens are one of many bioweapons or creations of theirs (those little worm things in the trailer are probably another).

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

They made humans!!!

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

Or did they? Wait for Prometheus 2: The Reckoning in 2016!

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

what are we looking at in that photo latebloomer?

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

Prometheus 2: The Retconning

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

an alien, brah!

http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

yuk. multiple trailers. showing way too much.

=failure

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

Failien

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

exactly

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

that photo makes me v excited

I realllllly hope I don't regret this anticipation

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

it's alien hunter in a christ pose?

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

or the underside of a facehugger?

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

the former

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

You changed you display name for a film? Pathetic.

StanMetheus (StanM), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

losers

fartmetheus (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

all your farts eat cock

young drometheus (dayo), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

HEY GUYS THIS IS JI

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

What worries me more is that the world of 2085 doesn't remember what happened in the 1979 Alien movie.

― StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:11 (Yesterday)

this is called the prequel paradox

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

While I don't doubt there will be lots of retconned silliness in this flick, I'm pretty sure that the "aliens came from humans infected with a virus" scenario won't be part of that. For starters, this mural http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg seen at 1:37 in the trailer, pretty much makes it clear that the aliens have been around for a while before the events of the movie.

My guess is that the "space jockeys" are a race of bioengineers of some sort and the aliens are one of many bioweapons or creations of theirs (those little worm things in the trailer are probably another).

― Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, March 18, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago)

maybe that mural was a failed experiment and it took the ruthless spirit of humans for the space jockey bioengineers to finally perfect their killing machine!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

space jockey just makes me think abt underpants

as you were, sorry

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

s1ocki hates scifi and everything good, maybe has acid 4 blood

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

??

i love sci-fi and i PARTICULARLY love everything good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, March 18, 2012 2:35 PM (8 hours ago)

I notice you conveniently avoid any disavowal of acid blood

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

every time I read the title of this movie I keep thinking of that student film Jay Sherman made on The Critic

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 19 March 2012 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

I notice you conveniently avoid any disavowal of acid blood

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:41 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont like to get into my personal life on ilx

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 03:40 (fourteen years ago)


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