Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a pretty long climax there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"I've got the key, I've got the secret..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"I will not orgasm I will not orgasm I will not.. DAMMIT"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you know Toto?

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

ha ha..you made me laugh!
I dig this board!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

This'll show that Harmony Korine!

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not the only queen in England!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

'This is better than pooing!'

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is that it?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"This stain's NEVER gonna come out!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Meow for me... you... furry... little... BITCH!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hasta La Vista, baby!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"Forgive me for asking, but you are a trained chiropractor aren't you?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Damnit, I KNEW I should've worn my adult diaper!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oooooooh God am I glad I didn't listen to my friends..."

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

'heavens'

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

'Is that it then?'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

not a moment of climax thing but i know someone who gets off on the theme tunes to coronation street and this is your life coz reckons they sound like burlesque stripper music... personally i reckon the archers is much more comedy...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh this is tops!" (in comedy British accent)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"you like clams?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i have yet to do it and hopefully never will, but the archers theme tune would be the funniest thing to play at the moment of climax, possibly followed by the theme to the dambusters

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

even better in comedy brit accent = "TOP HOLE!!"

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dambusters - ouch.

"You're my cummy mummy"

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oi! Oi! Fantastic! REVERSE COWBOY STYLE, eh?" (all said like Terry Jones as girl)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"top hole!", indeed.

(bah xxxposted)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

i would first have to be chased around a park by 20 or so women in bikinis - this is my own idea of heaven btw...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're allowed hum stuff, 2)Raiders 1)Imperial March.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you then get a pie in the face? Wait don't answer, that could be taken very wrongly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

benny hill never really went for pies in the face and the innuendo is solely the work of your dirty mind ally, i'd have said nothing ;-)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But I think a pie in the face during sex would be pretty funny.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/cgi-bin/goddamncolt.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hairpie in the face during sex is the shiznit.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're my cummy mummy"

*horrified*

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i have to say, if the pie just came out of the blue and i was totally not expecting it then i think i would just about kill myself laughing. but it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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