Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

it was like this time when fake plastic trees came on in asda and everyone climbed into their trollies and angsted and it was one of the main reasons i first expressed disdain for the taste of the ignorant masses

bahahahaha mordy

re: board game played on a sitcom

I think that game was a ripoff of Settlers of Catan. I've never played, but my gf does with her nerdy friends...

― schwantz, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:25 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was settlers w/ more fantasy elements

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and with more D&D-like freedom

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 16, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear nerds, they were making fun of settlers of catan

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:34 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o i didnt realize

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you didnt realize w/more fantasy elements or normal

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have hacker news in google reader and the shade of orange they use is fine but whatever shade he picked doesn't look so great

― markers, Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what in the hell is wrong with you?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how is gehena this time of year

can you do the green onion thing forever? like is there a point where they just give up?

― are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no they are perpetual onions

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but only if you buy the variety 'evergreen onions'

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

make your green onions sprout forever using this one weird trick

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From start to finish:

Worst 200 Songs project

Phil Collins is laughing somewhere, and it sounds extra sinister because it has that auto-doubletracking that is on every single song of his.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau)

lol

omg im actually doing that spring onion growing thing thanks to that thread. and its working!

isnt it autumn in australia?

Spring onions aer green onions/scallions.

after all this time, it's still impressive how ilx can drain the fun from anything at all

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:14 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's discuss that

― j., Monday, 19 March 2012 02:15 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, yes

lollll

only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along

in America, anyone can be president

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

why would anyone bring a robot to karaoke

(Morbs too)

Al Green would make a good Vice President.

Friday night HULK SMASH YOUR PARTY
Saturday, Hulk say HULK SORRY
Sunday came,
HULK SMASH IT OUT AGAIN

― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:51 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that makes me laugh everytime i read it.

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

am looking for a place w/ "Going Back to Cali" on the menu tbh

most gifted kids would make A+ boarders i think

― mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:23 (17 hours ago) Permalink

if you mean people to live quietly in a spare bedroom in your home then i agree, they won't stir up much trouble.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:26 (16 hours ago) Permalink

morbs is a biggie fan?

http://2012rankmaniac.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rankmaniac2012-40.gif

it's true, all Biggie fans look for LL joints to do at karaoke (to do a Biggie song would be sacrilege)

most ironic use of ironic "more you know" jpeg ever

:D

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, March 19, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Option Votes
Out in the Woods 1
Stranger in a Strange Land 1
Roll Away the Stone 0

Thanks for voting, somebody!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 9:53 PM (17 minutes ago)

cutecelsior

the juiciness, the magic

― caek, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:36 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God loves his children, yeah.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:49 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An odd dot to connect, but man, you connected the shit out of it.

Lol

That's funny - when I read caek's lines, Ned's response is what popped into my head too. #BeingLikeNed2012

This is the dawning of the age of Nedcelsior!

*bows*

in 3d movies generally the actors on the left hand of the screen are painted blue while the ones on the right are painted red. (see avatar)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!

frat culture's way worse than mall culture.

― the kids of boris midney high (get bent), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that what culture Zombie was?

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never heard the DMB song and i'm not gonna listen to a DMB song.

voted "Zombie"

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with their food and their court and their court and their stores

― some dude, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooooooooool

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A girl in my high school did a cover that was all like:

He's a head in a box
In a box where he talks
Jambi, Jambi, Jambi-i-i

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

a cover of what?

zombie

okay, that IS lol

forksclovetuomas

Oh hurting plz don't hammer 'em!

My father had a brief career as a high school teach in an inner city neighborhood in Memphis. He taught history. (circa. 1970 or so.)

He says that when they'd hit the slavery part of the curriculum, he'd divide the mostly black class up into owners and slaves. He'd put the football player on a box in the middle of the room and have one of the other students try to sell him like they're at an auction. When the "slave" balked at his treatment, my 22-year-old dad would say, "Hey, this is the way it was."

As time has passed since hearing these stories, they sound more and more ridiculous with each year. I finally asked him if he really put black students on boxes and held mock auctions, and he says sure did. Gave the kids a lesson to learn how far in civil rights they had come and how much more they had to go.

Sounds pretty heinous to me, but I never lived in 1970. It's all moot now anyway. Dad gave up being a teacher, moved to Arkansas and sold real estate for the next ten years.

― pplains, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he just loved auctions, i guess

― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

woww