A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

“I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade, and some black guy cold-cocked me.”
“Oh, like a security guard?”
“I don’t know, pal, I don’t see people that way”

also is this whole season holiday themed or something?

― s.clover, Friday, March 16, 2012 12:41 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

give 'em a break, they didn't get to do a christmas or halloween episode this season

'It's St. Patrick's Day!?!' - with Megan jumping onto Dennis is where I spit-take - hi-friggin-larious.

so many great dennis duffy lines

"you missed the end of the lez movie ... they got back together, and marc ruffalo is just going to do his own thing with his restaurant"

(paraphrasing)

yeah duffy was so good last night

when jack "cursed" liz and then she woke up to this american life playing on the clock radio i could have sworn they were going into a groundhog day thing

dennis duffy is the absolute best

cant wait until some nerds w/too much time on their hands create a rl verz of that settlers/d&d board game jack and the writers played

It had so many subsystems for a board game. It resembled the sort of homebrew madness that agglomerates over the course of years in someone's basement.

eh, it reminded me of Civilization

It seems kind of out of balance if you can just play a fire card in the desert and the game is over.

I was waiting for Toofer or Frank to say "congratulations, you just set yourself on fire and died"

if only you could cast fire spells in civilization... fukken genghis

I saw the dude who plays kenneth in the subway yesterday

sweet

the guy who plays Donaghee's assistant lives somewhere in Downtown Brooklyn/BK Heights -- I used to see him all the time. I actually felt like everytime I would see him there would be this thing where I would stare at him for a second because "oh, it's that guy" and then he would shoot me a bit of a flirty look and it would be kind of awkward, like "I'm just staring at you because you're that guy!"

I think that game was a ripoff of Settlers of Catan. I've never played, but my gf does with her nerdy friends...

i saw him having dinner at vinegar hill house, he was w/ a handsome gent

it was settlers w/ more fantasy elements

and with more D&D-like freedom

dear nerds, they were making fun of settlers of catan

o i didnt realize

you didnt realize w/more fantasy elements or normal

Siri killed Jenna Elfman. I howled.

the guy who plays Donaghee's assistant lives somewhere

I don't think we've seen more than a few blurry background shots of the new dude, no wonder he thought you were flirty

did u guys know that this thread has been reported for copyright infringement by NBC??? wtf?

http://www.chillingeffects.org/notice.cgi?sID=161061

discovered when i was googling something from ilx and saw this on the results page:

In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org.

i'm not looking back through 8,000 messages but i'm sure that there's a possibility that someone mentioned the possibility of watching this show via means that were possibly not legal

also did they do a shilling-for-apple episode too? oh good

at least two links far upthread directly to certain sites that probably provide directly dmca-frowned-upon sorts of things.

chilling

well done guys

this is why other forums have sticky topics that are like DON'T LINK TO WAREZ I guess.

Maybe all that 'talking about joeks we enjoyed' was stealing NBC property.

You nerds missed the Game Of Thrones credit spoof, or possibly you were vomiting into bagpipes while that happened.

You nerds missed the Game Of Thrones credit spoof, or possibly you were vomiting into bagpipes while that happened.

i thought the sweep of the game board was distinctly reminiscent of the GoT intro credits

"you missed the end of the lez movie ... they got back together, and marc ruffalo is just going to do his own thing with his restaurant"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 16, 2012 2:43 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lol'd but this line is somehow funnier in print

its double funny because marc ruffalo is just going to do his own thing with his restaurant is such a poor summery of where rufflos characters ends up in exactly the way dennis would misunderstand it

that might actually be x3 funny

i've been laughing at the "lez movie" riff off and on for days

yeah it was beautifully done

i think dennis duffy is one of my favorite characters in anything ever

i have to admit - i had no idea what the "lez movie" stuff was about.

but i laughed so no one would think i was dumb.

its double funny because marc ruffalo is just going to do his own thing with his restaurant is such a poor summery of where rufflos characters ends up in exactly the way dennis would misunderstand it

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:46 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

confession: i didn't even realize the line was a reference to a real movie, it was the wide applicability of it that made me lol

dunno how it being "kids are all right" ref changes my feelings w/r/t its hilarity

nah still hilares

its a good movie if you guys have never seen it, has a kind named lazer

also gay porn

yeah the line honestly cracked me up more before i remembered that there was an actually lez movie with marc ruffalo