ILE rolling non-slam Tennis thread

banging racket on the ground more distracting than shrieking at the top of your lungs?

I really hate this tournament. Terrible terrible results all round. See also Isner beating Simon 7-5 in the third >:(

All results tainted obv. RACIST Indian UNwells

tbh I'm rooting for Isner if only because he's actually playing well, unlike Fish

watching the scorelines come in yesterday, I was all "ooh lex is not going to be happy about this"

I will say, though, that if Ivanovic is no longer useless I will be happy

banging racket on the ground more distracting than shrieking at the top of your lungs?

you realise kirilenko screams just as loudly as sharapova right? and yes obvs it's more distracting when you're about to play your shot than when your opponent is playing theirs.

i disagree

they're both hindrances but Kirilenko's was more egregious because who the fuck even does that mid-point.

Another all-Shriek final, sigh. Let us hope it only lasts 20 minutes like the last one.

Djokovic lost to Isner. Obv his results in earlier rounds weren't fantastic but...

I have decided I am tentatively pro-Isner. Large part of it is the would-smash factor :(

omg that was such a beautiful set of tennis

rain delay on match point! wtf

the dramaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awesome match

also would pay money to see Anna Wintour put her face in her hands at a runway show the way she did when Fed DF'd in that last game

Why does John Isner exist >:(

Isner is weird to watch. I feel like his forehand is practically nonexistent (though that's obviously not true). I love his serves though

6-2 6-3 scoreline really really flatters Sharapova, that could easily have been like 1 and 0.

It's been ages since I last thought "how the hell is anyone going to beat her?" of a WTA player so kudos to Vika for this streak, no asterisks about it for me.

I am getting to the stage with Azarenka that, short of Conchita Martinez, I cannot think of an elite player I have ever hated more. There is now nobody I would not cheer on against her.

EVEN IVANOVIC.

3rd miami quarter has serena, goerges, wozniacki and stosur

possible venus vs kvitova 2r

St Kim's in that Q3 too

Venus/Mrs. Krumm 1R, winner gets Kvitty :o and none of those matches will be televised

Really really great to see Kleybanova back so soon/at all, pulling heavily for her

Watson just beat Cirstea from 0-5 down in the third set. AMAZING

omg really? lol @ cirstea but heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kleybanova won! So damn happy for her. Wish we could've seen her reaction.

wonderful news!

VENUS DEF DATE KRUMM 6-0 6-3 :D :D :D :D :D

VENUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good day for folks coming back from illnesses

can't believe we won't be able to see venus/kvitova

this fucking tournament

nnnngghhhh I know right.

Fernando Gonzalez retired then. I don't think I ever had any strong feelings about him but he was spectacular to watch when he was on.

also, is not Garbiñe Muguruza Blanco the most amazing name since the heyday of Anna Smashnova-Pistolesi?

and have we EVER seen a six-foot big-serving big-bashing female player from Spain before? really curious about her. kind of expect her to beat Bepa next.

I looked up Petra/Venus's H2H and had completely forgotten. Petra leads 1-0 - and that was just her second WTA win, in her third ever WTA main draw, which is remarkable. Memphis 2008. I remember thinking she was going to become a huge star after that win. And she did!

(We don't mention that she immediately followed it up with a 2R loss to Kudryavtseva)

benesova def kuznetsova 1-6 7-6 (7) 7-6 (7)

only sveta.

another good one:

Barthel def. Jankovic 6-0 6-3

sharapova taken to 3 sets by peer

smh WHEN will she stop sucking? i miss 2005/6 maria. she was so consistent AND exciting to watch

benesova def kuznetsova 1-6 7-6 (7) 7-6 (7)

only sveta.

― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

another good one:

Barthel def. Jankovic 6-0 6-3

― groovemaaan, Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just coming here to post those. Such a quintessential Sweta scoreline. As for Jankovic, just RETIRE already.

To add to the WTA comedy, I went to bed last night as Christina McFail was leading Petra Cetkovska 6-0 4-0. Woke up to find she'd lost 6-0 5-7 1-6.

I still blame Sweta for Wozniacki btw, she created this monster. That wide open USO '09 top half, whoever won their 4R match was pretty much guaranteed a final place, and Sweta lost 6-2 6-7 6-7 despite controlling literally every point.

smh WHEN will she stop sucking?

this is her level now! the serve is gone and she doesn't have enough in her repertoire to make up for it. never did.

this pic cracks me up. do you think they're planning to kill Vika?

http://www.france24.com/en/files/imagecache/aef_ct_wire_image_lightbox/images/afp/photo_1332362752133-1-0.jpg?1332509110

OH MY GOD BEPA I WAS JOKING ABOUT YOU LOSING TO MUGURUZA AND YET YOU WENT AND DID IT

FROM 4-0 UP IN THE FIRST SET

USELESS PLAYER

extremely useless player :D enjoying this demise

Bepa, honey, nice of you to make room in the top 10 for Serena, but you probably didn't need to bother, she'd just have passed you anyway.

livescores killing me

i hate the world for not televising kvitova/venus

i mean really what the actual fuck

6-4 for venus tho :D

A MOTHERFUCKING BAGEL!

I LIVE

how i missed her

ughhhh I no longer care about Bepa losing to anyone but that is a terrible scoreline for Petra

I guess it's funny that when Venus was top 10 and Petra was out of the top 100, Petra won, and now that Petra is top 10 and Venus is out of the top 100, Venus wins.

apparently Tomic requested a coaching violation from the umpire and that his dad be removed from the stadium, lol

clijsters losing is always a joy :D :D :D :D

stosur down 6-2 2-0 against scheepers lolllllll. i love this tournament

Oh hai, Li Na, this tournament is yours for the taking. Win it all!

*5-2 to 5-7

scheepers you are even more useless than i thought