2012 republican presidential nominee IV: NEEDS MORE BOOING

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/14/us-usa-campaign-puertorico-idUSBRE82D16Z20120314

"Like any other state, there has to be compliance with this and any other federal law," Santorum said. "And that is that English has to be the principal language. There are other states with more than one language such as Hawaii but to be a state of the United States, English has to be the principal language."

However, the U.S. Constitution does not designate an official language, nor is there a requirement that a territory adopt English as its primary language in order to become a state.

wtf

who thinks that requiring a state to have an official language of english is in the constitution?

seriously somebody drop a boat on this guy or something

He seems to have forgotten that "English as a National Language" had been dangled about as a wedge issue by the Republicans for ages even though they never actually passed anything. Or he never knew in the first place.

a boat?

one of the biggest panels at CPAC this year btw was "why multiculturalism is evil" and two of the three sponsors were english-only rightist groups. the other sponsor was y0uth 4 western civilization, the closest thing to an outright american fascist group on college campuses today

a boat?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just liked the image of a boat dropping out of the sky and flattening rick santorum.

otm

if rick santorum were like louis xiv and made a misstatement like that they'd just have to pass a law right away so that he wasn't wrong.

if rick santorum were like louis xiv he would probably come off as a credible national leader

would also have dope gold-lined bejewelled sweater vests

who would be richelieu?

Netanyahu.

Not sure why people say he's disconnected from everyday life. No teleprompter, just a man and his cupcake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBQcsBdl84

"And I'm really enjoying this so-called...'cupped cake'!"

"I especially love the old Hostess cupped cakes--they're just the right circumference."

what no FAMOUS CHEESECAKE

who would be richelieu?

Huh? That's Louis XIII

At least Louis and Rick have the nutjob Catholic thing down pat together

why would you get a CUPCAKE at junior's? lagoon OTM; you go for the cheesecake.

at least his handlers could nudge him toward ordering the right thing, is all i'm saying.

He's not a man to be pushed around by his advisers

he's a maverick

"I get it. It's a cake in a little flimsy paper cup."

the old hostess cupcakes of old

Too bad that company is bankrupt now.

Socialist Kenyan govmt regulations... Heartbreaking.

Meantime:

http://gawker.com/5894099/santorum-yes-that-is-my-shirtless-picture

Joe My God writes that a passenger from an all-guy cruise—which happened to stay at the resort at the same time as Santorum—snapped the photo.

TPM's Fantastic Mr. Fox chart:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/images/romney-interviews.png

well THAT is an unnerving chart

is hannity on board yet, i haven't been keeping track

Shirtless Rick, poolside. YUMMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZ4bhRrFcU

This new preoccupation with documenting Mitt's every meal and snack is odd.

he does his own eating!

'its kind of a play on words'

I think it's probably just a new phase of the campaign intended to confuse Santorum and Gingrich.

Look, everyone! A robot couldn't eat food like this! ... (sotto voce, a la Homer Simpson) ... or could it?

Lol

He never actually takes a bite of the pancakes.

it's an illusion michael; a trick is something a whore does for money. or candy, kids.

the old hostess cupcakes of old

otm

there should be a tumblr of just mitt food youtubes

I think Mitt should probably quit the food-related YouTubes while he's more or less ahead. Otherwise, you just know he's going to say something egregiously clueless-rich-guy sooner or later. ("I've never actually eaten a hot dog, it's true, but I did vacation with several grocery-store magnates off the coast of Italy once.")

the old hostess cupcakes of old

otm

― plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, March 17, 2012 2:35 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in this ever changing world in which we live in IIRC

I think Mitt should probably quit the food-related YouTubes while he's more or less ahead. Otherwise, you just know he's going to say something egregiously clueless-rich-guy sooner or later. ("I've never actually eaten a hot dog, it's true, but I did vacation with several grocery-store magnates off the coast of Italy once.")

― clemenza, Saturday, March 17, 2012 6:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

you mean like john kerry asking for swiss cheese on his cheesesteak

Basically, but worse.

The food vids were the best. Everything else on that channel was disappointing to compared to those.

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