Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

aww

kids are MEAN

omg

You take the good, you take the bad. You take 'em both and there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

is this a song

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i get it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching the mind at work

Enlightened probably doesn't cost 1/20th of what Luck does.

― akm, Friday, March 16, 2012 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

and kills 1/20th of the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, March 16, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, no story this year is gonna beat the one about the teacher that fed his students his semen, so everything else is a race for second

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nope, that one is tops!!

― goole, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmmm, guess I do want to load all 453 comments

― frogbs, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frogbs again!

Don't call it a comeback.

http://www.dreamstime.com/rising-stocks-on-golden-bars-thumb13697749.jpg

aw shit, again and again

One of my favorite memories of recent years - it's weird when you get old enough that you sort of stop making "memories," because they have less distance to travel - was going to some thrift store in NYC. "Throwing It All Away" came on over the store PA, softly, and I saw not one, not two, but three very different sorts of people quietly singing along as they browsed. It was like that scene in "Magnolia."

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 16, 2012 10:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's awesome

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 16, 2012 10:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one, there were like 400 of them

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, March 16, 2012 10:58 AM (2 hours ago)

I had that experience in a supermarket once, only it was on the "to say the things we both know are TRUE-OO!" line in "I Keep Forgettin"

i had that experience in a bookstore once, only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along
it was one of the major reasons I moved to New York

I had that experience at a Marshall's to The Pointer Sisters' "Jump (For My Love)" and nothing happened as a result.

i think you may just have been in a music video and not realized it.

i had that experience in a bookstore once, only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along
it was one of the major reasons I moved to New York

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, March 16, 2012 4:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would want to get away from this too I totally understand

I did feel mirth when I saw the ladies stocking the bra section tossing bras around and singing.

Ha ha!

tbf there'd be less blind people with JT in charge.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Thursday, March 15, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Took me a second but I chortled. Is chortling sufficient for exclesior?

guys, it's just like the time i was in an indie bookstore/craft ice cream commune and slayer's "eyes of the insane" came over the PA and everyone started humming along. it was one of the major reasons i moved to the fifth circle of gehena.

dying now lol

love u mordy

it was like this time when fake plastic trees came on in asda and everyone climbed into their trollies and angsted and it was one of the main reasons i first expressed disdain for the taste of the ignorant masses

bahahahaha mordy

re: board game played on a sitcom

I think that game was a ripoff of Settlers of Catan. I've never played, but my gf does with her nerdy friends...

― schwantz, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:25 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was settlers w/ more fantasy elements

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and with more D&D-like freedom

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 16, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear nerds, they were making fun of settlers of catan

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:34 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o i didnt realize

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you didnt realize w/more fantasy elements or normal

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have hacker news in google reader and the shade of orange they use is fine but whatever shade he picked doesn't look so great

― markers, Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what in the hell is wrong with you?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how is gehena this time of year

can you do the green onion thing forever? like is there a point where they just give up?

― are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no they are perpetual onions

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but only if you buy the variety 'evergreen onions'

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

make your green onions sprout forever using this one weird trick

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From start to finish:

Worst 200 Songs project

Phil Collins is laughing somewhere, and it sounds extra sinister because it has that auto-doubletracking that is on every single song of his.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau)

lol

omg im actually doing that spring onion growing thing thanks to that thread. and its working!

isnt it autumn in australia?

Spring onions aer green onions/scallions.

after all this time, it's still impressive how ilx can drain the fun from anything at all

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:14 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's discuss that

― j., Monday, 19 March 2012 02:15 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, yes

lollll

only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along

in America, anyone can be president

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

why would anyone bring a robot to karaoke

(Morbs too)

Al Green would make a good Vice President.

Friday night HULK SMASH YOUR PARTY
Saturday, Hulk say HULK SORRY
Sunday came,
HULK SMASH IT OUT AGAIN

― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:51 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that makes me laugh everytime i read it.

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

am looking for a place w/ "Going Back to Cali" on the menu tbh

most gifted kids would make A+ boarders i think

― mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:23 (17 hours ago) Permalink

if you mean people to live quietly in a spare bedroom in your home then i agree, they won't stir up much trouble.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:26 (16 hours ago) Permalink

morbs is a biggie fan?

http://2012rankmaniac.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rankmaniac2012-40.gif

it's true, all Biggie fans look for LL joints to do at karaoke (to do a Biggie song would be sacrilege)

most ironic use of ironic "more you know" jpeg ever