Marilyn Haggerty's amazing Olive Garden review and the subsequent viral shitstorm

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this review makes me happy. places like the olive garden make me very happy.

surm, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

maybe "the appetite" is also ironic

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it refers to her legendary sex drive

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

;_:

brownie, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

My new favourite thread.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I thought someone was going to pull a Misery and kidnap Lex and tie him to a stove in a remote cabin and force him to make ravioli from scratch.

And I have been called "The Appetite" (DL), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

aahahahahahahahahahah

surm, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

scott I didn't really think you were being condescending, sorry if it came across that way

boxall, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

i can make ravioli! just put in boiling water and it's done in 3 mins. my staple food to eat when returning tipsy from the pub

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

gauntlet thrown

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

Scott's store story deserves it's own thread/internet meme imho

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Pics or it didn't happen, lex.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

i can make ravioli! just put in boiling water and it's done in 3 mins

lol

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Picnics or it didn't happen

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

lexcooks.tumblr.com

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait you mean MAKING THE ACTUAL RAW RAVIOLI?

it had never crossed my mind that people could do that :o

this is like when someone told me you could make your own pesto, my brain couldn't really process it. pesto comes out of JARS.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Making pesto is easy! Basil, pine nuts, olive oil, blender. Takes five minutes at most.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

pre-filled jars that grow on trees

xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

might want to put some salt/pepper in that Ned

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

Making pesto is easy! Basil, pine nuts, olive oil, blender.Unscrew jar. Takes five minutesseconds at most.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

unless i drop the jar which has happened ;_;

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

some cursory googling leads me to believe I need to finagle a business trip to the UK around Pancake Day

xp: omg lex you are killing me

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

Sounds like someone should compile an ILX cookbook.

o. nate, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

Making pesto is easy! Basil, pine nuts, olive oil, blender. Takes five minutes at most.

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somehow this would with lex running screaming from a building engulfed in fire, with pine nuts being projected from it at 180 MPH.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

would END

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

Store-bought pesto is unworthy bullshit.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

might want to put some salt/pepper in that Ned

True but I've cut back on salt a lot since the high blood pressure kicked in, so...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

ALL of my housemates own store-bought pesto. and two of them are really good cooks who love it and do it regularly.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

That somehow led to an image of Lex's housemates being Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

I think Jamie Oliver has better taste than to do it with Gordon Ramsay.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

there is really nothing in the world like fresh fluffy pesto

surm, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

nothing

surm, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

Now I'm imagining dry cotton ball pesto.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

is lex mr. bean

max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

I was gonna say, "fluffy" is not generally an adjective that comes to mind when I am trying to describe the consistency of pesto

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

Little fluffy pestos

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

would watch Food Network "Lex vs. Food" TV show

or alternately read a series of kids' books (Lex and the Case of the Exploding Hard-Boiled Egg, etc.)

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

pesto comes out of JARS.

i really don't want to continue this aghast @ lex thing but this is the first thing he has said that is actually depressing to me.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

drop him by helicopter into a kitchen and make him cook an omelette.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Lex Pretend and the No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Pancake.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

there's some fantastic pestos out there that are in tubes

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's not that i'm some fresh pesto nazi or anything (far from it) but more like the lack of imagination and curiosity he seems to be expressing.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Crest Pesto-paste

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I am a pesto purist -- I don't even like making it now if I have to get store bought basil, it has to be fresh from the garden.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Semi-Homemade Cooking starring Sandra Lex

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

I would use pesto-flavored toothpaste in a heartbeat

I would also probably lose all of my friends

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

Mossy green teeth is a good look, though.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

Can Lex make a cocktail from lemon juice, half and half, vermouth and nonpareils?

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

is our pesto just better than yours? pretty much everyone i know, including the hardline cooks, is happy to buy pesto jars

lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

fresh basil and store-bought dried basil are like not even remotely the same product. dried basil is almost flavorless, and fresh basil is like whoa.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)


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