Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Martin Keown pronouncing Sagna to rhyme with Wagner on the radio. I mean, come on.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

4 more this season, ronaldo 6 more this season...

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Australian midfielder. He played for AZ for four years, his contract ran out and he didn't want to renew it. He's the strong silent type of midfielder, very consistent though.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ronaldo is on 98 in 89

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Pogrebnyak 2 more

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

and Messi is at 55 in 50 for club and country compared to Ronaldo's 46 in 46

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

Take away the five against Leverkusen and Messi doesn't look so hot

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

0.4 coefficient for diddy leagueness puts messi at 22 in 50, ronaldo at 39 in 89

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

not removing RvP from my FF captaincy till he breaks his leg

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

but but seventh in La Liga Bilbao gave the champions of England a schooling last week. How does that effect the coefficient?

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

Zlatan's 19 in 21 deserves a mention here for being in a proper league

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

IK otm

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Rooney has 20 in 24 (which includes a stint in midfield). Obviously some kind of statistical anomaly though

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

also benefits from a positive cromagnon modifier on that fig

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

any token player in the dutch league who scores 4 every game this season?

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

reduced by tap-in multiplicand for Rooney obv

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

bas dost 22 in 18 for heerenveen

― toandos, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Bas Dost has 22 in 18. Not quite up there with your Eredivisie legends of yore but quite impressive

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

quite

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

Don't underestimate THE DOST tbh

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

He's no Alves but he's pretty good :)

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

What kind of name is Bas Dost?! I'd assumed he'd have a first name too, but no. Could be a Hollywood action lead imo.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

is he in the Dutch squad?

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

First name is Bas tbh

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

No. Not yet. Dost can't compete with RVP and Huntelaar.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

bas bas dost? weird

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

smdh

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

It's what the Dutch call noughts-and-crosses

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoKYCJ3sxJQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=185s

^^ a Bas Dost goal from last Saturday that cannot be fucked with tbh

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

scroll to 3.06 for some heel magic

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

An ILF hero is born.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

What's that 'Hearrenfeen' banner behind the goal? Is Dutch football so argumentative that you can't even agree a standard spelling?

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltpx3hHVa41qgmicdo1_400.gif

― mizzell, Monday, 12 March 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

dosting his bas

― mizzell, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Keen eye, IK! Hearrenfean is the Frisian spelling of Heerenveen. In the province of Friesland (where I am), they spell it Hearrenfean. Every home game of Heerenveen starts with the Frisian anthem too, the only Dutch club to have a 'national' anthem at the start of every game.

Marco van Basten, Heerenveen's manager as of next season, is already studying the lyrics to that anthem, I am sure.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol mizell

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

holy smokes this is confusing

Fryslân distinguishes itself from the other eleven provinces by having its own language, West Frisian, which is also spoken in a small adjacent part of the province of Groningen, to the east. Closely related languages, East Frisian ("Seeltersk", which is different from "East Frisian (Ostfriesisch)", a collection of Low German dialects of East Frisia) and North Frisian, are spoken in the Saterland and in North Friesland areas in Germany, respectively.

― mizzell, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

Get one education on minority languages, or grow up in those regions, and it's not that complicated tbh

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

my prediction that Obertan would become a cult hero at Newcastle is looking highly optimistic now

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ajax went to hell and back trying to sign Dost last summer, but Heerenveen stood their ground and told Ajax to gtfo btw. It's common knowledge that Ajax kept close relations with Dost and will sign him this summer btw.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

Is Perch as bad as everyone always says he is?

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

Paul in Newcastle (Australia) on text: "As an Aussie Villa fan, I am super excited by signing of Holman. He copped some flak in the lead up to the World Cup but he ended up being a standout player. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Villa Villa Villa!"

Paul in Newcastle otm tbh, I think Holman is a very decent signing for Villa.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

walcott's decision making is seriously weird at times

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

get out

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

can the swagger NN

you're only top by 1

― nortei nortey (cozen), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

don't think it's possible for a Utd fan to get complacent round these parts

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

rosicky gets his new contract and is back to normal

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 12 March 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

he was actually playing quite well up to that. Pass wasn't great either

― Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

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