Trescothick deserved a hundred against Australia in Tests. It is the only thing his career lacked. He came close on several occasions but bafflingly never quite cracked it. In 2005 he frequently set the tone for England's innings, though, and for that it cannot be said that he completely failed against the Australians.
Further to this, he's the greatest England one-day batsman ever. It's not even close. Well, Goochie might have a qualm, but no it's not even close.
Lara vs. Australia 99/00 and SL in I think 2001 = utter, unremitting brilliance. Getting bowled round his legs first ball by Craig White in 2000, however = all-time loooooooool
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
Big ups to Martin Guptill. Great knock, and he turned from Mark Richardson into Chris Cairns at the end, too
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Saturday, 10 January 2009 02:27 (seventeen years ago)
Australia batsman Matthew Hayden is set to retire from international cricket, according to reports.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)
ya good on himrepostig:youtube.com/watch?v=pLFdUquAfWs
― wilter, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)
Hayden is expected to receive a rousing farewell during a lap of honour at tonight's second Twenty20 match between Australia and South Africa at the Gabba.
Such is the state of world cricket that a batsmen of this stature is to be farewelled at what amounts to a glorified game of tip-and-run.
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
batsman
shit is that tonight. I'll be driving past the gabba in baot 2 hours. I should probably think about going to it..
― wilter, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 05:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/tms/7861363.stm
Bill Frindall RIP
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)
:-( goodbye bearded wonder
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)
!!!!!!!!
― Maximilian G. Neuchrist (country matters), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)
this is getting its own thread
RIP Ian Bell
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:05 (seventeen years ago)
If the Windies win this series these feckless fucking playboys should never be allowed back in the country. Or South Africa.
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)
o_O
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
ok you gotta lol sometimes tbh
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
useless cunts
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
kp will rescue them... oh wait a min. They can all fuck off to the IPL for the money. Clearly they have no pride or guts in playing for England.
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
and before you leap to kp's defence louis, i said all of them
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)
^^^This is a really stupid thing to say, especially given how hard KP fought for us in the first knock.
o xpost
Well, it's not like they have no pride or guts! They're simply collapsing, England-style (albeit even more spectacularly than usual). Surely you're used to it by now? They want it, but too many of them are bottlers. Ahem.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
lol at confusing not being very good with not having pride
― caek, Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, exactly.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
Hopefully this will be like a glass of cold water to the collective face
Headingley '81 revisited. Heard it here first.
;-)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
RIP big guys
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
Great game for fans of watching West Indian supporters bogling and laughing.
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
Flintoff into double figures :)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
fred for captain
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
fwiw all the commentators are talking about this, partially because Botham is one of them
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
there wont be a repeat of that.
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
"If Flintoff goes across the line, Fidel Edwards is skiddy, it could creep under his bat. Flintoff has to hit it straight"
Awesome stuff Nasser :D
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
(for those keeping score, Nasser said that 3 seconds before being proven correct)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)
Ah well, good effort from plucky little England.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)
Betting suspended on Aus whitewashing us in the summer I reckon.
amazing
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)
I am kind of chuffed for the Windies who on more than one occasion in the last few years I've been worried will vanish as a Test force.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^^^^cosign
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)
Taylor was like some sort of demonic reincarnation of Marshall today
tbh, that fear of 'cricket will die in the Windies' had only started at the disastrous way the World Cup was handled. Cricket has always run for too long for it to vanish just because of, I dunno, basketball or what have you.
Its like 1995 all over again - the circle is complete...
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
It's been around for years - maybe when it became obvious that they were going to be less good than Lara deserved, and definitely since it became obvious *just how much* less good that was going to be. The World Cup was supposed to be a last chance to turn it around.
Anyway, I'm stoked for them. I hope that good players and a good spirit were all that was missing all along
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
Quite a few of this side are of course Stanford Millionaires, which is probably helping their morale tbh
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
Oh yes, sorry, I know the death of West Indian cricket has been talked about for years, but I don't think I ever really felt it until the shambles of the last World cup.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)
I guess from my POV it was more the seeming lack of world class players and at times even the sense of flair that ran through the great West Indies sides, that and the "basketball taking over the Caribbean" stories.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
LOL at England.
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 7 February 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
Bell out, Monty out (although he'll stay). Not convinced about Shah replacing Bell. No form and little interest from most of the batsmen, it would seem.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
Also well played West Indies.
ALL OUT FOR 51ALL OUT FOR 51ALL OUT FOR 51
And to think I was worried about The Ashes this year.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:15 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah not looking too handy for that, I get the feeling that the wheels are falling off.
BTW The Sun called KP "Dumb Slog Millionaire", which I thought was pretty good.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:20 (seventeen years ago)
One of the worser things is that Pietersen was one of the few good performers in the match, but you have to say his presence probably means the dressing room won't reach any kind of equilibrium for a while.
The decision to not hire a coach for this series was crazy in retrospect. Hard to see what the ECB could've done, its not a decision to be taken lightly given that they had to sack the Moores right there and then, with no obvious replacement (Tom Moody not readily available, say). Totally fucked situation.
This is probably worse than '95 or so. This time you kinda know this bunch could perform better than they are.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:21 (seventeen years ago)
"Dumb Slog Millionaire"
genuine lols
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:21 (seventeen years ago)