Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I can see Utd winning every game now and clawing out a draw at Eastlands though. It's horrible.

don't worry, they've got to come to Molineux next

Molineux is where The Crap Invincibles were vinced last season. And we lost there when you got relegated last time round.

i know, i was only half joking. but i don't think you need worry this go round unless there's an outbreak of some kind of bodysnatching aliens with excellent football ability in the Wolverhampton area this week

that was some good trash talking from Hart alright

tried to find out how old yakubu is, found

21 September 2011 2:17PM

I have met Yakubu several times, and was with him and Steven Pienaar shortly before they flew to South Africa at the world cup.

I remember an occasion with Joseph Yobo (Another player who has a questionable age) and we were all joking about Yakubu. Pienaar, who speaks a little Nigerian patois, turned to me, deadpan, and said Yakubu is at least 8 years older than him. Whether this is true is hard to know, but his age does not correlate with the length of his playing career.

That's all i can say.

he is an awesome player rly

even if he isnt 48 yrs old, hes still just a rly canny player and pretty skilful too, to the extent that he isnt even big yak he is just yak or maybe the yak if u are being pretentious

middlesbrough back in the day with viduka maccarone haisselbaink rochemback mendieta was one of those minor golden ages now slipping into the void

they retained that late 90s spirit of buying random flair players and sundered former greats long past the point that every other epl also-ran had been rationalized into dour 451 and competed to overpay for england b players

How disrespectful of Frank's uncle. Doesn't he know Frank's mother is dead?

oh, it's a different uncle

http://i.imgur.com/Ajhkf.jpg

LINE-UPSArsenal v Newcastle (2000 GMT)

Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Song, Rosicky, Arteta, Walcott, van Persie, Oxlade-Chamberlain. Subs: Fabianski, Andre Santos, Ramsey, Djourou, Gervinho, Chamakh, Benayoun.

Newcastle: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Obertan, Ba. Subs: Elliot, Guthrie, Cisse, Perch, Gosling, Shola Ameobi, Vuckic.

Obertan's got this

Virtually a football-free day on ilx, and now you've gone & ruined it.

van persie... so close...

"Newcastle managed to win here last season with an Andy Carroll header"

This seems like a lifetime ago.

AZ's Brett Holman signed with Aston Villa, he'll be joining them this summer. Decent signing for Villa, me thinks.

Ben Arf

damn that was a minute!

Van Persi

pffft that was shit defending it is almost like i am watching arsenal

sweet finish though

and lol van injury!

this has that classic Monday night feel

lol

van persie's control for that was sublime. two nice goals.

something something when he wants?

Goes to Man City?

Insert your own hotel room joke here.

28 goals in 28 games. that's up there with your messis and ronaldos

aye but RvP's doing it in a non-diddy league

AZ's Brett Holman signed with Aston Villa, he'll be joining them this summer. Decent signing for Villa, me thinks.

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:13 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who dat?

28 goals in 28 games. that's up there with your messis and ronaldos

messi has scored 4 more than games he's played, ronaldo 6 more. Ronaldo btw is on par to score 100 league goals before he's played 90 league games.

Martin Keown pronouncing Sagna to rhyme with Wagner on the radio. I mean, come on.

4 more this season, ronaldo 6 more this season...

Australian midfielder. He played for AZ for four years, his contract ran out and he didn't want to renew it. He's the strong silent type of midfielder, very consistent though.

xp

Ronaldo is on 98 in 89

Pogrebnyak 2 more

and Messi is at 55 in 50 for club and country compared to Ronaldo's 46 in 46

Take away the five against Leverkusen and Messi doesn't look so hot

0.4 coefficient for diddy leagueness puts messi at 22 in 50, ronaldo at 39 in 89

not removing RvP from my FF captaincy till he breaks his leg

but but seventh in La Liga Bilbao gave the champions of England a schooling last week. How does that effect the coefficient?

Zlatan's 19 in 21 deserves a mention here for being in a proper league

ha ha

IK otm

Rooney has 20 in 24 (which includes a stint in midfield). Obviously some kind of statistical anomaly though

also benefits from a positive cromagnon modifier on that fig

any token player in the dutch league who scores 4 every game this season?

reduced by tap-in multiplicand for Rooney obv

bas dost 22 in 18 for heerenveen

Bas Dost has 22 in 18. Not quite up there with your Eredivisie legends of yore but quite impressive

quite