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<3 guilelessness, <3 Marilyn

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

"The website postings were because residents of more metropolitan areas found it amusing that a chain restaurant would be reviewed. In larger markets, newspaper reviews are reserved for exclusive, high-end eateries that offer fine dining"

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

seriously:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/28/stuart-pearce-making-plans-england

the pinefox, Thursday, 29 March 2012 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/defense-hazing-article-1.1059984

s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://gma.yahoo.com/k-e-diet-brides-using-feeding-tubes-rapidly-080053646--abc-news-health.html

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

between this and the tupac hologram, what year am I living in?

dayo, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://queenanne.komonews.com/news/crime/739963-police-gun-pulled-following-poorly-attended-ska-show-queen-anne

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

we must stop this ska-on-ska violence.

kate78, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

(featuring former members of Smash Mouth, White Zombie and Bad Brains)

goole, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

greag camp of smash mouth, qball of sublime lbc, ivan de prume of white zombie, isreal joseph of bad brains.

beachville, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

'longbeach rehab band' <--- code for sublime cover band, innit??

dayo, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2017999538_apusfrozencows.html

Touché Gödel (ledge), Friday, 20 April 2012 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't that just the weirdest thing?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

feel terrible for considering that these cows are probably still edible

dayo, Friday, 20 April 2012 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/breivik-tells-court-i-am-very-likeable-person

silverfish, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Lazer Woolf?!

sktsh, Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

I guess his mother really liked Fiddler on the Roof?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Classic pic.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

kylie

goole, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

that url is great

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.jta.org/news/article/2012/04/23/3093586/man-can-sue-over-anti-semitic-comments-though-not-jewish

NEW YORK (JTA) -- A New Jersey appeals court has ruled that a man can sue for enduring anti-Semitic slurs from former employers despite not being Jewish.

Myron Cowher, a former truck driver for Carson & Roberts Site Constructions & Engineering Inc., sued the company and former supervisors after allegedly enduring anti-Semitic comments for more than a year. His suit alleges discrimination that resulted in a hostile work environment.

The Appellate Division of New Jersey Superior Court reversed a Superior Court judge in a 3-0 decision. The appeals court stated that the “proper question” is what effect the derogatory comments would have on “a reasonable Jew,” not on Cowher, who is of German-Irish and Lutheran background.

hahahahhahahaha

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

And although this is a fight I can lose/
The accused is A REASONABLE JEW!

pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

I used to get called "Jew" back in elementary school, but I never knew how to complain about it since it would somehow legitimize the word "Jew" as an insult?

It was the intent, I guess. Maybe I should sue and find some reasonable Jews as character witnesses.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

isn't that the name of a Coen Bros film?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

Denny's going to get sued by African-Americans who have been victims of anti-Candadian remarks.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

Canadian.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's just 'a reasonable man' who is Jewish

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

So you're saying I'm not reasonable then.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

hamburger lady reminds me of:
http://i.imgur.com/X7PXO.jpg
http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2007/09/hey-kid-pass-this-to-david-ortiz.html

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/0,1518,829312,00.html

goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

turns out, I do know how to speak German.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://mo.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/idaho-man-accused-of-1426299.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://now.msn.com/now/0506-dolphins-heroin-overdose.aspx

"Dolphins died of heroin OD after rave at zoo, report says"

Sad and sick as hell, actually.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

For animals with sonar hearing, a possibly dubstep-heavy event was already considered a strain.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

Jailed punk band Pussy Riot pushes free speech limits in Russia

the late great, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

seriously would that ever be an onion article? not like an enquirer article or a wacky news of the world article or a human interest segment on the local news, but an onion article?

s.clover, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7077/7157376649_c8297ed088_b.jpg

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

guh

goole, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

haha, that same story also has a headline link on CNN that says "Dismemberment victim's head missing"

well, no shit.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

imho it takes all the fun out of guessing which parts are missing

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

Detachable penis is missing

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

The confessions of an ex-sex kitten

http://www.nyu.edu/gsas/dept/french/PEN%202012/LisaDierbeck.jpg

the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for Obama
By the CNN Wire Staff

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/09/world/africa/somalia-al-shabaab-bounties/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Casey Anthony reading 'Hunger Games,' book about killing children

http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-says-shes-gone-hell-232851938--abc-news-topstories.html

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554662_515861844163_1094249877_n.jpg

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

OK that one *is* an onion article, right?

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:15 (fourteen years ago)


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