Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

Now, why didn't that work?

Sorry for being unclear - as I understand it (and I'm not claiming that I asked for this specific detail when I was told the story), the threesome was the bride's idea, which probably explains the groom's relutance to bring it up with the best man.

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:24 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still don't know why this would cause a fight between anyone?

NO I WILL NOT FUCK YOUR WIFE IM GONNA HIT YOU NOW

?

"I told you I would take care of EVERYTHING at this wedding! All you had to do was book the DJ and ask the best man to engage in a Devil's Threesome!"

I still don't know why this would cause a fight between anyone?

― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 2:07 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they thought the best man would be pleasantly surprised, instead he was unpleasantly surprised, the groom was insulted, the pairing started scuffling, the father of the bride was like "what's all this about boys" and felt the whole thing was a dishonor on his daughter when he found out the truth, and then having had it all made public the bride, angry and publicly humiliated, went ham on the rejecting best man

its all implied but its all there imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 9, 2012 12:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no one mentioned the father of the bride, hoos. dont turn this into wedding slash/fic

no one could agree on ground rules to deal with sword crossing possibilities

short story material

"The Spitroast of the Magi"

"may the best man win"

Change the names to Edward, Bella and Jacob and you've got yourself a bestseller

struck by another man best

Where was the Muppet Babies derail?

comedy poll thread iirc

truth bombs thread

have they taken over everything

muppet anchor babies

muppet babies thread
muppet adults thread
everything

funny, when I was a best man I got told to go fuck myself....

xxxxxxxpost

what is happening now

Idk I went over to the truth bombs thread and its all about how old you are

muppets
fucking
fucking muppets
muppets fucking

Also wedding night threesomes and the reception brawls they inspire

oh wait, i thought the wedding you guys were talking about was in muppets take manhattan

Kermit-Piggy-Gonzo

forks working on a weird SEO angle there

It used to freak me out to imagine romantic couple Kermit and Miss Piggy kissing as their mouths are such different dimensions.

"may the best man win"

― estela, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, I am in the right thread for reposting that, right?

But who was fighting whom?

― StanM, Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The groom and the bride's dad.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

About whether he could make it a foursome? Who knew he liked the best man that much.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see I just spent ten minutes resisting that joke

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^ djp bringin the contextually-appropriate display name

excelsiored from the excelsior thread, doesn't that create a wormhole or something?

transported back to before ILX began

I think that was just me going "Well SOMEONE needs to invent a space."

hahaha

There is the theory of the Morbius, that time becomes a loop....

Devil's Threesome!

can I just mention that this phrase really annoys me, it's like super heterosexist

Plus everyone knows the devil has a bifurcated cock, eliminating the need for a threesome.

silby, Do you imagine characters in a massively cliché scenario in which a woman who has taken care of every aspect of her wedding is yelling at the man for not living up to the comparatively tiny responsibilities he's been given to care about heterosexist terms?

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

this seems like an extremely good idea, tbh. you know, like a soothing balm for the tainted virtue of our time. a way to restore some of the "first time" terror and splendor of our feral grandparents' wedding nights, rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet.

comparatively tiny responsibilities

see now we're getting to the heart of the matter

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

I still don't know man - Google doesn't think it's very likely either:

http://i39.tinypic.com/25grtl0.png

your grandparents were feral? Like the kid in Road Warrior with the boomerang?

Why would a honeymoon suite have two beds? One for the manservant or something?

oh yeah, right - I guess I was thinking about the foursome.

(my kingdom for an edit button so I could change that to "Ned's foursome")

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@UtilityZinn

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:37 AM (6 hours ago)

hope aerosmith is taking notes

also resisting the urge to form metal band named bifurcated devil cock