acidentally posted this on the parenting thread LOLZ
that ep187 story about the woman who had the dinner party and was flirting with a dude she hadn't met before as everyone was leaving. After everyone had left she hears a noise from outside and looks to the side kitchen door.(in Seth's high pitched girl voice)"AJ??"(in Johnathon's super low crazy person voice)"I FORGOT TO RAPE YOU"justdying― Uncle Terry's Tampon Tea (sunny successor), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 5:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― These little monkeys are fucking creepy. They are so monkey. (sunny successor), Friday, 9 March 2012 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
was that re: security system tv commercials?
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
i dont think so
― These little monkeys are fucking creepy. They are so monkey. (sunny successor), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it was http://uhhyeahdude.com/index.php/wiki/episode_187/
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
LOOK GR)*)*)*), you're most likely right
― These little monkeys are fucking creepy. They are so monkey. (sunny successor), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
Seth's early steez of "So you know who I saw giggling and hi-fiving at the Pinkberry the other day (insert random actors)" wears on me a lot as I listen to these early episodes...but the one thing that makes it hilarious is how Jah is always just so confused by WHO the actors are.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
laughing and slapping
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
the laughing and slapping thing is such a confounding and hilarious meme
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
I'm (I think) 30 episodes in and he does it every week. It's kinda weird.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
most of them have to be made up, but you really dont know-- this is one reason why seth is a comic genius imo
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, the pairings are funny but it starts to come off as weird homo fixation, at least in my mind. I dunno. Maybe I'm overthinking it, lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
the way l.a. residents are fascinated w/celebrities is compelling and unique
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
there's def a conversation to be had re: how close they teeter towards/flirt with homophobic/sexist/racist shit while rarely every actually going there
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
and yeah the celebrity fixation is so weird and hilarious
i love hearing seth talk about how he "takes it to" celebs
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
feel like in l.a. everyone has just given up and its considered totally ok and fine to be obsessed w/celebrities
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
which is kinda beautiful and honest in its own way
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
ep 97 has maybe my favorite seth story ever (havent gotten to the restaurant story yet) about his mom being in town and how hard he was working to "get her a celeb" when they finally bump in to james spader at a news stand
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
well when you think about it, the town is FULL of celebs. I mean it's like talking about people who live in your hometown, in a way. Except they're all famous. Maybe it's that *we* ascribe more to celebs than they do? Like we think they're name dropping and they're just talking about, yknow, people. LA's fucking weird.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
ugh 'town'. LA = city.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
i think also it has to do w/that so many people work in the industry so theyve like been given permission to care abt that shit except that they care abt it in the most obviously unprofessional way
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
where the stars come down from the heavens and walk among us
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
xpost to lagoon: my LA friends are music industry people and its the same way
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
also for dudes like seth who want to be celebs theres this whole painful aspirational thing that can only really be laughed off by just giving into the loathsome obsession
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
that brings up another thing i've been thinking about as i am working through the archives in reverse order-- somewhere between episodes 50 and 100 this kind of pained resentment pops up a few times that UYD was't yet on satellite radio or doing anything that will make them money
they def seem to have made peace w/ it now, and maybe the increase in live shows has something to do with that
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:13 (fourteen years ago)
I noticed a few mentions of that in some early teens/20's episodes too. That satellite radio was maybe the 'we've made it' endgame. Which is kind of lol now, but god when you hear them talking about how there's no funny podcasts, and when they did some of their podcast chart lists, it's like oh fuck I remember it really WAS a wasteland.
I hate that 2006 *is* a long time ago, because in my old-person brain it was just last year.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
have a lot of people gone from podcast to satellite radio
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
i listened to satellite radio for the first time in years last week (via rental car) and holy shit what a world
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
I knew abt Howard Stern but did not know that Playboy and SPICE each have their own channel
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
xxpost Not that I know of?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
Does Bob Dylan still have his station?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
ive only ever experienced satellite radio via rental car too but yeah it is amazing
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
what the hell would Playboy Satellite Radio sound like
lots of moaning and squishing noises? erotic radio plays? ginuwine?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
playboy radio is kind of like a format that is 20% UYD and 80% Howard Stern done by boring porn stars who arent as interesting or funny as they think they are
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
and they take live calls from listeners
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
occasionally they describe how each other looks/what theyre wearing
sometimes there is spanking
zzzzz
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
the weirdest station i found was one that played old radio dramas complete w/the contemporaneous commercials
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
all the diff types of metal stations were p interesting too
the best part is uncensored hip hop stations imo
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
i could still see a station that featured nu-podcasty programming being successful tho
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
Sacramento radio sucks so hard, we considered switching to xm a few years back
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
xpost yeah I could see Superego or something doing well on satellite, Pardo or Kevin Pollack, the more finessed stuff would work pretty well
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
I also listened to the shows in reverse order. I kept expecting explanations of some of weird things Seth mentions--like his 9 year old daughter living with her "bitch mother" in AZ. Thought it was a joke at first, but he brought it up so many times I started to think it was true. Of course she's 9 for like 4 years.
― President Keyes, Friday, 9 March 2012 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
Oh yeah, I was trying to figure that one out too. It took me listening to nearly all of them to hear the first mention of Jeff.
― beachville, Friday, 9 March 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
you know i like my daughters to dress sexy
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
I loved Seth's story of meeting Jason Priestley
― President Keyes, Friday, 9 March 2012 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit this week in florida in episode 21. they talk about a dude who gets bored to he murders someone and turns their corpse into a bong. i have honestly not laughed that hard in ages (it helps that i was already in stitches at jah's passage before it).
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 10 March 2012 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
I love that story!
Maron had Jack Boulware on ages ago who told a kind of similar story about a bored punk kid who robbed a grave of a dead baby, except he didnt make a bong, the corpse/skeleton ended up stuffed inside an amp at the Gilman St punk club in Berkeley. I don't know if I'm remembering it right, but it reminded me of the UYD story
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 07:54 (fourteen years ago)