the onion's whole website is shit now unfortunately
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 9 March 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
:D
Marilyn takes America by viral storm
And there's video!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
The NY Daily News ran an item yesterday about the danger of illegally imported beauty products that contain mercury. This part struck me as Onion-ish:
Here are some ways to tell if your products contain mercury.
Check the label for “mercurous chloride,” “calomel,” “mercuric,” “mercurio” or “mercury.” If you find any of those ingredients in your products, discard them immediately in a plastic bag or leak-proof container.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/mercury-found-lotions-cosmetics-fda-products-sold-ethnic-neighborhoods-online-article-1.1034686#ixzz1odgfzcsd
― Josefa, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
<3 guilelessness, <3 Marilyn
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
"The website postings were because residents of more metropolitan areas found it amusing that a chain restaurant would be reviewed. In larger markets, newspaper reviews are reserved for exclusive, high-end eateries that offer fine dining"
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
seriously:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/28/stuart-pearce-making-plans-england
― the pinefox, Thursday, 29 March 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/defense-hazing-article-1.1059984
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://gma.yahoo.com/k-e-diet-brides-using-feeding-tubes-rapidly-080053646--abc-news-health.html
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
between this and the tupac hologram, what year am I living in?
― dayo, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://queenanne.komonews.com/news/crime/739963-police-gun-pulled-following-poorly-attended-ska-show-queen-anne
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
we must stop this ska-on-ska violence.
― kate78, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link
(featuring former members of Smash Mouth, White Zombie and Bad Brains)
― goole, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
greag camp of smash mouth, qball of sublime lbc, ivan de prume of white zombie, isreal joseph of bad brains.
― beachville, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
'longbeach rehab band' <--- code for sublime cover band, innit??
― dayo, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2017999538_apusfrozencows.html
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Friday, 20 April 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link
Isn't that just the weirdest thing?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link
feel terrible for considering that these cows are probably still edible
― dayo, Friday, 20 April 2012 11:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/breivik-tells-court-i-am-very-likeable-person
― silverfish, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
Lazer Woolf?!
― sktsh, Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
I guess his mother really liked Fiddler on the Roof?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2012/04/24/mum-steaming-over-rude-surprise-burger-penis/
http://media.apnonline.com.au/img/media/images/2012/04/24/TCH_24-04-2012_PAGE_3_01_TWB200412burger08_t325.jpg
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
Classic pic.
― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
kylie
― goole, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
that url is great
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.jta.org/news/article/2012/04/23/3093586/man-can-sue-over-anti-semitic-comments-though-not-jewish
NEW YORK (JTA) -- A New Jersey appeals court has ruled that a man can sue for enduring anti-Semitic slurs from former employers despite not being Jewish.Myron Cowher, a former truck driver for Carson & Roberts Site Constructions & Engineering Inc., sued the company and former supervisors after allegedly enduring anti-Semitic comments for more than a year. His suit alleges discrimination that resulted in a hostile work environment.The Appellate Division of New Jersey Superior Court reversed a Superior Court judge in a 3-0 decision. The appeals court stated that the “proper question” is what effect the derogatory comments would have on “a reasonable Jew,” not on Cowher, who is of German-Irish and Lutheran background.
Myron Cowher, a former truck driver for Carson & Roberts Site Constructions & Engineering Inc., sued the company and former supervisors after allegedly enduring anti-Semitic comments for more than a year. His suit alleges discrimination that resulted in a hostile work environment.
The Appellate Division of New Jersey Superior Court reversed a Superior Court judge in a 3-0 decision. The appeals court stated that the “proper question” is what effect the derogatory comments would have on “a reasonable Jew,” not on Cowher, who is of German-Irish and Lutheran background.
hahahahhahahaha
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
And although this is a fight I can lose/The accused is A REASONABLE JEW!
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
I used to get called "Jew" back in elementary school, but I never knew how to complain about it since it would somehow legitimize the word "Jew" as an insult?
It was the intent, I guess. Maybe I should sue and find some reasonable Jews as character witnesses.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
isn't that the name of a Coen Bros film?
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
Denny's going to get sued by African-Americans who have been victims of anti-Candadian remarks.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
Canadian.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
It's just 'a reasonable man' who is Jewish
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
So you're saying I'm not reasonable then.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
hamburger lady reminds me of:http://i.imgur.com/X7PXO.jpghttp://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2007/09/hey-kid-pass-this-to-david-ortiz.html
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/0,1518,829312,00.html
― goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
turns out, I do know how to speak German.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://mo.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/idaho-man-accused-of-1426299.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://now.msn.com/now/0506-dolphins-heroin-overdose.aspx
"Dolphins died of heroin OD after rave at zoo, report says"
Sad and sick as hell, actually.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
For animals with sonar hearing, a possibly dubstep-heavy event was already considered a strain.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/robert-schlesinger/2012/05/16/george-bush-writes-a-book-on-economic-growth-and-other-things-that-make-tons-of-sense
― StanM, Saturday, 19 May 2012 10:59 (twelve years ago) link
Jailed punk band Pussy Riot pushes free speech limits in Russia
― the late great, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/man-admitted-hospital-kidney-stone-discovers-hes-woman-110057308--abc-news-health.html
― omar little, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
seriously would that ever be an onion article? not like an enquirer article or a wacky news of the world article or a human interest segment on the local news, but an onion article?
― s.clover, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7077/7157376649_c8297ed088_b.jpg
― the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
guh
― goole, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
haha, that same story also has a headline link on CNN that says "Dismemberment victim's head missing"
well, no shit.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
imho it takes all the fun out of guessing which parts are missing
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
Detachable penis is missing
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/06/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS379276591220120606
― r|t|c, Friday, 8 June 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
The confessions of an ex-sex kitten
http://www.nyu.edu/gsas/dept/french/PEN%202012/LisaDierbeck.jpg
― the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for ObamaBy the CNN Wire Staff
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/09/world/africa/somalia-al-shabaab-bounties/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
― the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link