ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

outrageous :o

Dear Mr ILX,

Which famous ILX posters have been accused of liking the kiddies?

kogan, kenan, tuomas...?

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which famous ilx posters have been accused of being fatteys

Mr ILX, please list top 10 male and female ilxors in terms of consensual hotness.

(in part an attempt to balance the fattey request)

needs updating :/

Poll Results
the schef (adam schefter ha ha) 15
ILX System 9
Masonic Boom 8
Trayce 5
sanskrit 5
Geir Hongro 5
Rubyredd 5
river wolf 5
tehresa 4
jergïns 4
Abbott 4
Beth Parker 4
KitCat 4

lol @ ilx system

I'm not going to participate in this crap regarding hotness and fatness.

SOME people just don't take those polls seriously

what is consensual hotness sound intersting

fat hotness
hot fatness

For some reason, Tombot's post there just makes me want carnitas.

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

DAER Mr. ILX,
Why U FORGET JAYZ-VS-NASTRADAMOUSE

Mr. ILX,

Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?

-- El Tomboto

ms misery is back

why, yes, and furthermore m. white just posted, do you really think I don't pay attention?

Name 3 Hip Hop stars who've posted to ILX?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 18:02 (3 days ago) Link

Not hip hop per say, but assuming this is valid, then its pretty noteworthy. IMMENSELY NSFW IF YOU LOOK AT THE FULL THREAD

i thought omar was trying to out Tombot as a Ms Misery clone

that would be a totally insidious disguise

WAIT WHAT TOMBOT IS FAKE OMG

THIS IS EXPLAIN WHY WHEN I CAME TO VISIT HIM IN BOSTON THEN HE SAID SORRY I CANT MEET U CAUSE MY LAUNDRY IS NOT QUITE DRY AND I BELIEVED HIM ;_; ;_; ;_;

HE SAID HE HAD AN AWESOME NOSE !

Fake, all fake. I have a friend who saw "Tombot" at "his" place of work, and he is really a 47 year old woman with a bad weave.

i for one would like to see a good weave

Tombot is real. And awesome.

SNAP OUT OF IS QUE I KNOW ITS HARD TO KNOW YOUVE BEEN TOOKEN

U MUST LET THE HEALING BEGIN

its really over the line of gear and jhø to come into my thread and accuse a good friend of mine of being fake

ASK YRSELF MAX DID U EVERY BUY TOM EXPENSIVE TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES COMICBOOKS OFF EBAYS?

see now youve scared tom away

TOM IS A PAK OF FAKERY

tombat has emailed me and he is v v upset about these accusations

his myspace page and livejournal are gone

IS IT TRUE THAT TOM IS TRUELY HEAVE HO?!

I will miss Tombat ]':

He didn't seem very hurt. More like "Shit I'm exposed better run away instead of explaining anything."

otm

he's probably out smoking a cigarette. he'll be back

wau did u guys think tombot was the only hardman in the world to never ever have been photographed with his transformers?

I'm just saying.

I HAVE TO CHEW SOME GUM AND THINK ABT STUFF

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled etc

Wait, I thought I was you.

And Calum was me, and Momus was Calum.

has there been a song written yet called "While I Was AFK"

I hear Tombot is like, orca fat

this is about a former ilxor who left on account of the events described:

XXXX XXXXX (11:42:21 AM): he told me all about it when he was in the middle of it. ok, he msged me and had to tell someone, needed another perspective. and he said, this might seem weird, but tombot and i are in LOVE. so he went on to tell me about how they'd been involved online and on the phone for quite a while, and then he wanted to meet him of course. when he was telling me about this, he kept talking about how he wanted to keep it all a secret. anyway, he spent ALL HIS MONEY (he was unemployed) on a trip to NY. he was staying with friends, but really the trip was to meet tombot. he of course was all "excited" to see him and finally be together and all that shit. he "drove up" from DC. he got there, called his cell phone, he NEVER ANSWERED for the full five days he was there. and then told him afterwards that his phone had been locked in his trunk by mistake! he was so snowed that he believed him. BUT he tried calling him from a friend's cell once during that time, and he answered. then pretended to be someone else and disconnected.

^^^this story is otm, i heard the same thing

there are a million stories like this ppl, get with it

this thread is full of misinformation and hearsay