Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Dunno, thought the same about Elia and have yet to see him since, even in bench warming capacity.

― pandemic, Wednesday, March 7, 2012 10:55 AM (3 hours ago)

juve ruin flair players, esp foreign ones

try to take over the world xpost

thought it was gonna be "PROFIT?!??"

Alex=big money signing. ORLY?

oh shit they are trying to find a new Lionel Messi? Why did no other club think of that?

Podolski a done deal then?

Actually looks like it might be! It has been made public he's talking to Mertesacker about the club and moving to London.

Also Torres has supposedly gone 24 hours without scoring. A days worth of games!

Supposedly it was Jenkinson who threw up over our dugout btw.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2111725/Arsenal-Cologne-agree-Lukas-Podolski-deal.html

lol the daily mail transfer rumours.

i mean this looks 80% spot on but i remember reading that over the summer they had a worse story-becomes-actual-transfer record than the sun and mirror combined.

fwiw it is a dickmove on the part of mertesacker to talk about it. i hate whenever the 'bigger' club have people come out and talk about players going to them. let him have his time at cologne without this shit in the papers, without the fans worrying about where his heads at etc. [arsenal fans really hate this shit when it is barca doing it to us for cesc or whoever, so for us to do it to the clubs below us shows we aren't learning.]

Also Torres has supposedly gone 24 hours without scoring. A days worth of games!

Messi doesn't go that long without a hat-trick.

He probably has more hat tricks than Torres has goals in the last 12 months.

I think he has 6? so yeah

that's this season actually

"We are interested in all good players. This is normal, but not only us. All the good teams are interested in Van Persie."

A quote that should have been made into a pollthread where I guess who said it/cry and everyone mocks me.

ach it's not so bad he goes on to convince everyone that RVP will remain at Arsenal.

i was reading that in his cadences even before id reached the end of the quote

This is normal
This is normal
This is normal

"this is normal" mancini

About 1,590,000 results (0.18 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh8zUroNItw

that was put together with some care

In a BBC exclusive, Manchester City's Mario Balotelli tells Noel Gallagher he has to mature after being fined for breaking curfew.

"Hi Mario, I'm Dan Walker from the BBC".

"Hello... wait... BBC? Journalist?"

"Yes".

"I do not like you already".

http://i40.tinypic.com/ebd3ti.jpg

Jermaine Defoe has cocaine on his face. You're supposed to snort the stuff, not rub it into your skin, Jermaine.

City plan another raid on Arsenal if talks fail

Good luck in these 'talks', Arsenal

the van persie money would be enough to buy torres or carroll though. perhaps both

he's talking about Shaqeel van Persie's pocket money

We could look up the og Denilson while we're at it.

Carroll's been doing alright recently, time to shoehorn someone else into these gags I reckon

nice try

Van Persie will be the next expensive flop

injured on the first day at city? (hit by fireworks round at balotelli's)

You're supposed to snort the stuff, not rub it into your skin, Jermaine.

I used to work with a guy who went to school with Jermain Defoe, who apparently was unable to label the eyes, nose, mouth and ears on a drawing of a face.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:34 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^old posts that float through yr head

http://i.imgur.com/dA0f6.png

#teamnasri

Man City are getting off remarkably lightly for dropping a massive transfer clanger with Nasri, who's basically done nothing of note other than annoyingly score against Spurs and is dining out off half a good season with Arsenal. Being top of the league helps I suppose, and City have otherwise had a really good record at integrating big-money signings.

yeah, having a squad full of dudes who are performing probably takes the heat off a lot. the whole situation is no torresgate

seven league assists

hes not been that bad

I don't think Nasri's been bad as such, just quiet. He's done a few useful things iirc, not that I could name them.

how many assists is Andy Carroll on now that he's performing really well?

Assists only count for teams capable of scoring from them.

3 of Nasri's 7 assists in one match (Spurs in August). He's looked decent when I've seen him but feels maybe a bit redundant when both Silva and Aguero are playing.

in that squad you're bound to have a bunch of guys who are perfectly capable players who aren't gonna get that many games

After Newcastle's game at home to Blackpool, Blackpool manager Ian Holloway described Carroll as the best striker in the Premier League.[54]

Holloway was a long way over the shark by this point

Nasri was bought partly to stop him going to United, wasn't he? I'd imagine he'd have been worth a few points to them over the course of the season so it's money well spent for City.

like he would have got in the team ahead of Giggs

Nasri's been okay I think. Hardly what I'd call a massive transfer clanger anyway.

if they'd spent the money on Nasri they mightn't've been able to afford Giggs' monkey gland therapy

So, Podolski to Arsenal in the summer.