Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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it's a good one.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder why, in l.a.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

now streaming on netflix btw (TL&DInLA that is)

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

omar i'll have mine on a mason jar that i can clip to my belt

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

does he wonder "why in L.A.?" or does he "wonder why," in L.A.?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

i think i bounce back and forth between the two

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

(exegesis-wise)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

i wish he'd just run away to paradise already.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

can we do the SCI FI poll yet?

the late great, Friday, 9 March 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

you will SIT and this table and you will FINISH your comedy poll or you don't get any SCI FI. You understand me?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

*at

so very tired

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

you will SIT and this table will SIT

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR COMEDY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY SCIFI
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY SCIFI IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR COMEDY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

maaaan fuck a comedy

the people want SCI FI

the late great, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

the people have spoken
now shush

:)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

so you've all seen The Train by now, right

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Yes.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

so you've seen die hard by now, right

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ srsly ^^^

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

I know there's a dedicated Expendables thread but I just wanted to post this here because

OMG IT'S A CHEESE EXPLOSION AND IT'S HEADED THIS WAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQf3YP8p85I

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

expendables 2 is on some neverending story 2 shit

goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

I finally watched Die Hard 2, loool

Dialog-wise/character-wise, it's not even got a sniff of a chance against Die Hard. And they really could've done with a better villain. That dude sure was no Hans Gruber.
However, for explosion lols it's pretty A+. Snowmobile splosions! Plane splosions! looool that was a lot of fun

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot about the snowmobiles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xxGtFHt64

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

omar did the coffee mug happen?

caek, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

i attempted it but the sites i used wouldn't put it through due to copyright issues. pff as if united artists is making ronin mugs.

omar little, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

:(

caek, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

guns out

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

what about just a tin mug like they have in the movie with "i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee" inscribed in nice script

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

what about just a tin mug like they have in the movie with "i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee" inscribed in nice script

I have access to a laser cutter/engraver. Next time I'm there I'm going to try this.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

:D

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

plz and thank you

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

omg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

he made the cup. he made the cup. he had to have the cup made.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

the part before the climax where crockett & tubbs fistbump exactly when the drums of nu-metal in the air tonight kick in

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

h4a otm

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

that cup ever happen elvis

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/i_love_ronin_mug-p168691817722513327en711_216.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

I'D RATHER BE RONIN

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

justice is a ride

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

i still lol @ the anger over the 'inception' "placement"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-gif-self-high-five-Liz-Lemon.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

"rockin' good times!"

goole, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

such bs, i google 'ronin mug' or 'ronin shirt' and i come up with skeletor dudes holding swords or something. there's a market for this shit, max get gawker on the case.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:02 (eleven years ago)

plz o lord

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

yeah what the shit

gbx, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:25 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

just made it 45 min into "The Rock" before turning it off. The attempts at sentimental drama and humor and the occasional dash of cleverness are... really embarrassing. I really love "Speed" and "T2", what else should I be watching? Should I give the rest of "The Rock" a chance??

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l7OI7U6zM

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

@ stevie: The Rock is very ridiculous and silly. I was tempted to turn it off pretty early with just the gratuitousness of things like the San Francisco car chase thrown in there. I ultimately got into the goofy spirit of things and I remember it being a good time, but imho it's not as much a "great action movie" as a "great ridiculous 90s blockbuster."

man this poll ruled. though lol at le samourai as an 'action movie.' i wonder, has anything come out in the last six years that would have stood a chance?

still have not seen:

75 APOCALYPTO
72 VANISHING POINT
71 DIRTY HARRY
69 (TIE) THE HURT LOCKER
67 (TIE) CON AIR
67 (TIE) BRANDED TO KILL
66 ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13
65 SIN CITY
64 INFERNAL AFFAIRS
62 (TIE) DEMOLITION MAN (well i watched like halfway?)
62 (TIE) TAKEN
61 MAD MAX
57 COLLATERAL
56 THE INCREDIBLES
53 (TIE) MIAMI VICE
52 GET CARTER
50 LA FEMME NIKITA
49 DISTRICT 9
47 THE WILD BUNCH
44 THE KILLER
41 BULLITT
38 DAWN OF THE DEAD
37 TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.
34 CRANK
32 THE BOURNE IDENTITY
30 THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
29 THE BOURNE SUPREMACY
28 ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
24 POINT BREAK
23 BATTLE ROYALE
20 POINT BLANK
17 STARSHIP TROOPERS
13 THE SEVEN SAMURAI
11 HARD BOILED
8 HEAT (tried, wasn't feeling it at all, but clearly i'm missing out?)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:51 (eight years ago)

mad max fury road would top 5 imo

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:56 (eight years ago)


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