This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

All too appropriate given a few posts back, BTW:

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.
-- stockholm cindy (disco_frie...), May 4th, 2004.

Who's Janet Reno?

Socially Acceptable Street Foods

I think there was an ILM thread from not tooo long ago about songs that have lots of "Oh"s in them. Some for to help pls?

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

-- The Reverend, Friday, March 7, 2008 1:20 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Was there a thread with a picture that was captioned something like "C'mon you guys, trade me some fucking clay" and along with a comment about a blow job? If so, what was the exact wording?

dang this thread is a good idea, i will use it regularly imo~

Where's the "Graham tries to get his fuck on in the library" thread?

was it deleted maybe? let me just warn that searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

It's highly likely. It's a shame because that may be the funniest thread in ILX history, like Loujag condensed, four years earlier.

I'm pretty sure the graham ogling a girl at the library is still extant. Probably been revived at least once by gershy.

searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

Indeed. It's pretty grim reading, most of it.

Take your meta beefing to the appropriate forum, Pash.

Yes, yes, very good.

This is what I was thinking of:

How can I get the cute girl sitting a couple tables away from me in the library to make eye contact?

...which doesn't appear to be the same thread.

If I'm right, halfway through Graham just posts "Oh dear"

lol

The thread where nabisco posts commentaries on the covers of a bunch of boxes of Kashi Good Friends cereal.

Please?

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

1980s sci fi movie poll???

I'm not sure there's been one

well shit, someone should make one!

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

-- Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:16 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I forget which one it was, but it was one of c-mans. It might have been deleted, a lot of them were. There was another similar one where Nicole and Ally crapflooded it with pictures of Geri Haliwell.

dmr told me something about some image that someone keeps posting whenever MILK and BEER are mentioned in the same post

Did you mean for the OP to be ironic, Jon?

I can only find one thread about Soft Circle but apparently there is three, does someone know how to find the other two??

parker posey holding scots painting of herself plz ware is it!

De Subj. thread about rap music

waht?

lol i finded it

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/751884298_65d0414cb8_o.jpg

where is the thread where jeff/dean posted all ILXors as different incarnations of stephen malkmus?

i'll ask again: the photo of the persian kitten who got into chocolate? Serious lolllers

So apparently Parker Posey is frequently seen in a particularly place that I am frequently near: I am totally printing out a large version of the portrait-holding picture and keeping it in my bag, so if I ever see her I can get a picture of her holding a picture of her holding a portrait of her.

hero^^^!!!

the Underworld video where someone asked "is that kenan"

a particularly hilarious photo of the Proclaimers in mid-performance (please)

ALSO: the thread with all the lol Jesuses hovering over suburban white people pencil drawings

where is that beer thread we were all posting on a couple weeks ago?

orig. "fuck washing a hat"

i know it was lecoq c+p'ing from some other board but i can never find it.

ALSO: the thread with all the lol Jesuses hovering over suburban white people pencil drawings

Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

fuck, why didn't i see this thread..
the lc/ramosi 'coming out' thread, if my memory that such a thing exists is right

laugh laugh ... floor rolling, thigh slapping, excelsior, and all that jazz ?

prince among men

Can someone find the original picture of the fat man with the toy bucket bikini? Also the picture of the same man with the toy animal bikini? I once managed to find the original page these pics were from (they were taken in a "best homemaded bikini" contest, where all the other contestants were women), but I've since lost it.

Sometime around my first postings on ILX (2004-2005) I posted to one of the rolling pregnancy threads (probably not under my ILX name), suggesting ludicrous baby names such as "Ptolemy" "Axoaaoxaoa" and "101101010111010010101011", ending with something like "These are the names you WILL name your child".

I seem to recall that it pretty much killed the thread (though I think someone x-posted with "Ptooey!?"), and would like to see what I actually wrote so I can once again feel the guilt, and also so I can once again snicker behind my hand like a 16 year old.

More of an explain-2003-ILX-to-me question - what happened to Graham?

http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/ub_40-red_red_wine_s.jpg
http://www.roughtrade.com/site/product_images/198097L.jpg

Baby Name - girl

not the right one, but look at the last post!

Hint for future searchers: the child dominatrix thread is called jesus christ. :-)

the thread about the woman who faked being a 9/11 survivor

"I can lead you through the zone" sounds uncomfortably close to Evil Guide Dog's patter that he laid on Deanna

you guys remember that?

back in the fifties, when we were all greasers, fighting against the establishment, even before the ESTABLISHMENT was known by that name?

see you back at the sock hop.