Amusing medical euphemisms

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yeah, "code brown" is the term for "in dire need of coffee" in my experience as well

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Don't drink the coffee at Milo's house.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, "code brown" would just put me in mind of a mug of shit.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

Which, around here, is pretty apt.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

"this is going to feel kind of like a mosquito bite" = "this is going to feel like i'm grabbing your flesh with a pair of pliers and twisting"

More like a horsefly bite.

― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

otm

"you'll feel a pinch" = "it'll hurt like hell, but just for a second."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

"banana" = patient with jaundice

"pfd" = pissed, fell down

"flk" = funny looking kid

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

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