Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

the way this developed is p. amazing, number none the utd fan going from 'performance of champions' to...

cuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not unlucky there. Just a bit of crap defending.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

United finally have the goal their first half dominance merited

― Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so so predictable after 45 minutes of largely unthreatening dominance. United will come back several times stronger in the second half.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuuuuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half rest of the season

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah if we're in fourth by the end of this month I'll be overjoyed

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of champions

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cunts fuckn cunts fuck them fuck those other cunts fuckin cuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

refs a cunt friedel's fuckin made a cunt of it, walker's not cunting done it and cunt it any cunt but that cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rafael needs to come on though cos Jones is looking good for a red. It's come to something when i'm recommending Rafael as a safe option

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're utd nobody's gonna send ye off cos everyone's a cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked at United's run-in. With the exception of City away on April 30th, it's piss easy. If they win this one and are still within a couple of points of City by next month that fixture's going to be absolutely massive.

Cunts obv.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:11 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of cunts

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u guys sure like the c-word a lot, huh

the irish man, the irish.

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

Yeah apart from lolworthy excess of the cnutword I didnt understand a bar of that one.

I just assume if I see the word cunt in excelsior, the subject is incomprehensible foreign sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYW2cTOSYw

^^about rubgy probably, not even clicking

lol

Well it possibly involves ball-crushing

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

There's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior threads that's incomprehensible to non-Americans, so I don't see why the Brits can't post their incomprehensible stuff too?

hey there's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior that's comprehensible but not funny too.

you know what's really great? when we all argue for ages about whether something's excelsiorable or not. nothing makes me laugh harder or longer.

i am happy to see Tuomas defending the posting of things that are incomprehensible

think of it as a production meeting for the forthcoming Cafepress book xp

if a few people had stamped on the unfunny sooner, that book cd've been a bestseller

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

― Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 03:45 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice.

nhex bringing next level

haha

arseen wengah 'aving a go
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17261746

rong fred innit me china

Looney Runes

^ some good outtakes on this Zep boot.

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, March 5, 2012 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

I only know the one song by Al Green.

― beachville, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:10 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

harsh

― Humperdin C.K. (seandalai), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that song is a cover of Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ahahahaha

is this old? i can't believe this is real. sorry, don't usually post facebook lolz on here

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422627_384373131573016_117982368212095_1543899_321217585_n.jpg

but it did make me laugh...

photoshopped, but excellent nonetheless.

oh it is! okay, yeah, it seemed too good to be true.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/490196/thumbs/s-MITT-ROMNEY-RMONEY-large640.jpg

i do like the idea of calling him r-money though

r-money grip

where my dogs at

on the roof

ahaha

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

He's pretty cool, but I support him more for his dreamy qualities

Dude should just embrace who he is: R-Money

r-money of the spheres

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's really sad when dude gets to 'riffing' while still grimly on-message

wrong thread

from the "found porn in the woods thread":

I remember finding one where rain/exposure had shifted the dyes such that everyone had turned green. Just Hulks and She-Hulks all over the place.

― bentelec, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:02 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would smash hulk

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:07 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

i think i hulk would smash as a SN at one point.

see also:
- ihop
- that stripey gum with the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i just realized thats probably a zebra

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But sort of back on topic, one of my colleagues (who is black) told me last week that her son's school requires him to keep his hair at least two inches long???!!! Like, there's a school rule about it. And of course her son HATES this with a burning white-hot hate because hair that long is..... not exactly in among the London yoot

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg, is that an anti-skinhead rule?

lololololololololol

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

id guess its a prep school pleb-phobe thing?

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or can state schools make inane rules too idk

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He doesn't go to prep school, so it's not that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

state schools live to make inane rules dude

oh god I mean yeah, cmon.

http://mymdna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dna_strand_sm.gif

― Eric H., Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

I don't even want to know what's happening back there

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like opening the Necromonicon.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

I can't begin to decipher this. Glassing a nonce? Estate pub?