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Sometimes there are way too many great lines in a single episode to remember. At some point I'll rewatch and note my favorites, but there are so many episodes!

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

30r finally going into daily reruns last year has been such a gift

some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

toofer was totally cracking up at pete's song at the end

It's sad he was a blogger (symsymsym), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda loved how obviously disinvested in "leap dave" jim carrey was

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

"that's right, we know you ordered a porn based on temple grandin, titled ten poles rammed in."

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

The Noid and Temple Grandin now both been mentioned twice in 30 Rock as of this week's episode.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

some sort of pizza demon

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

Both of those jokes made me laugh way too hard, I'm probably immature.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Worst episode of the season.

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

no mention of the tucc?

q: are we not women? a: we are divas! (m bison), Sunday, 4 March 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

luv the tuccu

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Watching syndicated episode from season 1 - Jack vs Kenneth in poker...Jack predicts that in 5 years he (Jack) will either be working for Kenneth, or dead by his hand. Seems like this most recent episode is setting this up to happen? Kenneth turning into Jack, etc... kinda cool.

franny glass, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

"i believe it was called *stares*" = loooool

althea and (donna rouge), Monday, 5 March 2012 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

i know it's such a broad italian mother stereotype but man i love patti lupone as frank's mom so much

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

uh

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 9 March 2012 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

Was there a tag? I missed it.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

"Cato, do not attack." -- dying

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

"I finally get the ending of The Sixth Sense....those names were the people who worked on the movie!"

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Tracy Morgan looked heavier tonight than he has this entire show

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

Colin. O. Scopy joke was excellent. Also kenneth's argument dialogue, although it was sort of a rip from anchorman.

s.clover, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

The apartheid joke was A+++++++

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

jenna saying "she wanted to get a coffee enema or something" had me in stitches. fun episode... whoever is playing the nemesis teenager has really solid comedic acting chops.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

Chloe Moretz. She's good.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

She's so tall now, I bet she can ride ALL of the roller coasters.

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Friday, 9 March 2012 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

The apartheid joke was A+++++++

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 8, 2012 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Liz Lemon: You know, fasting can actually clear your mind, in college I once went on a hunger strike to protest Apartheid
Tracy Jordan: Oh, YOU'RE the one who solved that? Thank you so much!

mizzell, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

"It's an old acting trick I learned from Glenn Beck's prostitute"

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

"Do you have a second, Kenneth?"
"No. there's only one of me. What? What are you asking?"

mizzell, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

last two eps have had me loling harder than anything in a while

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

That was all-time.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Gaylord Felcher

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I don't understand your art, Kevin.

mizzell, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Ha. That's the exact line I latched onto, for whatever reason.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

i thought he said "i don't understand your heart," which is funny to me but probably not right

some dude, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

also liked i passed out laughing on 69th st
xp ha

mizzell, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

I don't understand your art, Kevin.

― mizzell, Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:02 PM

Ha. That's the exact line I latched onto, for whatever reason.

― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:16 PM

Haha! I guess I wasn't the only one. That had me rolling.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

His only worldly possession was no snakes.

LaMonte, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

for a guy who keeps threatening to leave the show baldwin is still killing it every single episode

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

Hazel is really starting to pay off. Also Dennis is always a good thing.

s.clover, Friday, 16 March 2012 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

also is this whole season holiday themed or something?

s.clover, Friday, 16 March 2012 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

When I was young you could get a prostitute for FIVE DOLLARS

a hoy hoy, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

“I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade, and some black guy cold-cocked me.”
“Oh, like a security guard?”
“I don’t know, pal, I don’t see people that way”

mizzell, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

also is this whole season holiday themed or something?

― s.clover, Friday, March 16, 2012 12:41 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

give 'em a break, they didn't get to do a christmas or halloween episode this season

some dude, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

'It's St. Patrick's Day!?!' - with Megan jumping onto Dennis is where I spit-take - hi-friggin-larious.

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

so many great dennis duffy lines

"you missed the end of the lez movie ... they got back together, and marc ruffalo is just going to do his own thing with his restaurant"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

(paraphrasing)

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

yeah duffy was so good last night

max, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

when jack "cursed" liz and then she woke up to this american life playing on the clock radio i could have sworn they were going into a groundhog day thing

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

dennis duffy is the absolute best

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

cant wait until some nerds w/too much time on their hands create a rl verz of that settlers/d&d board game jack and the writers played

Lamp, Friday, 16 March 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

It had so many subsystems for a board game. It resembled the sort of homebrew madness that agglomerates over the course of years in someone's basement.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)


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