Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

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scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

o cool let's debate whether deckard's a replicant

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

did anyone hear that? sounded like the ghostly voice of someone who was always wrong about Blade Runner. Huh, must have been the wind.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

we already referred to the final cut as the definitive edition upthread, it has the text that flashes "DECKARD IS A REPLICANT" at the end

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

in the novel Dick flags him as probably a replicant about 50 pages in, it's not even a big SURPRISE or anything

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

in the novel he ends up not being a replicant though, he just thinks he might be for a while

silverfish, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

iirc the point is far from clear?

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

maybe, it's been at least 10 years since I last read it. I vaguely remember him passing some kind of test proving he's human.

silverfish, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

i wanna read it again now. anyway i definitely remember the ambiguity being a minor thread rather than a big central theme

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

blade runner OST is probly the best vangelis album of all time!

^^^

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

There's a alternate BR soundtrack album called Los Angeles - November 2019 which is just Vangelis' ambient soundscapes mixed in with background sound from the film. Well worth tracking down...

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

tbf that's kind of the ambiguity introduced in the movie. I didn't necessarily mean that Deckard is a replicant so the comparison is robot-robot versus robot-robot, I meant that the ambiguity exists so the question posed by the movie is whether humans would act any differently, really.

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it's just supposed to prove that robots are better than ppl, roy and pris seem to have a pretty healthy relationship

it's Deckard demonstrating that he has no empathy - esp for another robot

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

Like to my mind, Roy Batty isn't a violent, alpha male because he's programmed to be a soldier. He's violent and confrontational because he is scared of death and wants answers!

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

tbf, Shakey, it was showing that Deckard lacked empathy for someone he knew to be a replicant and he was manipulative. By the end, it doesn't really matter what he is because he's acknowledged that.. oh hell I could write an entire essay

love this film

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

blade runner is great, why, because bowl of noodles

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WKCGPxkG-U

scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

yeah I can agree with that mh, the "another" in my post is probably unnecessary

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

brb getting a blade runner-themed tattoo to solidify my commitment

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Is it "DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

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valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

ridley scott left out the parts of the book flagging deckard as a replicant ie failing the test

however that flashing text at the end of the final cut does help to clear things up

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, after watching and loving Die Hard the other day, today I watched Die Harder get pretty much everything I loved about Die Hard wrong. It felt very Ghostbusters 2-y, i.e. perfunctory and rote.

"Hey, remember when McClane said 'Yippee ki yay, motherfucker'? We should make him do that again, except without any context. And he should totally dodge a million bullets and beat up multiple special forces guys. Ooooh, and that guy that his wife hates? Let's put them at each other's throats! Oh, and uhhhhh...it's Christmas again. Why not?"

Die Hard was super economical. Die Harder was a sloppy, shitty mess without even that many fun or exciting action scenes. I'm glad it didn't make the top 75, but I'm baffled as to how it fell just outside of it. Still looking forward to the next one, though, given the fandom here.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

What do you think of the third one?

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, maybe I was unclear. By 'the next one', I meant DH3. I'm working my way through them for the first time. Well, the first three, at least.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

third one rules

never really got die harder

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

the third one had its moments (& the fourth launched a police car into a helicopter, which was nice), but overall I feel the pile-on of sequels has diluted the objective thrill of the original - of course this can be said of many series, but is esp. true w/ Die Hard.

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

saw the beginning of Harder on TV once, was so obviously getting everything wrong/repeated that I turned off

Vengeance does take away from the elegance of the first one but it is v fun so w/e. also benefits hugely from not being written as a Die Hard sequel, with the traps of repetition that Deric identifies above, but buying a thriller called Simon Says and sticking Willis and idk that guy in Pulp Fiction was p good can we get him? lets have some sushi. into it

#4 I watched only bcz I was on a plane, it gets things even wronger by having McClane be a ludicrous action hero with everything exploding all the time and the world is CGI. plus going to Kevin Smith's basement for no good reason for ten minutes.

McTiernan or gtfo is basically how I break it down to an extent

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

not to mention a decade plus of being the model for every action movie ie "it's Die Hard on a _________"
xpost

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

dudes there is no ambiguity. he is a replicant. it's not sufficiently redundant i guess, but it is not ambiguous.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

xxxx...post

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

the helicopter craziness was the only thing that made 4 remotely "worthwhile"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

and yeah Bladerunner, I always thought Deckard=Replicant was qed

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

two other points

1) i just pretend the die hard sequels don't exist
2) the robocop sequels are worse, but somehow i don't pretend that they don't exist
3) the blade runner soundtrack is fantastic and so effective R U MAD?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

i mean three other points obvs

added a third one for fun

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't seen the fourth Die Hard since its theatrical run. It was all spectacle & not so memorable. I liked some of the setpieces, but I can't imagine watching it again & not just laughing at the idea of archgenius cyperterrorist supervillain Timothy Olyphant, now that I've typecast him as his Justified character.

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:49 (fourteen years ago)

I only like Timothy Olyphant in hats & mustaches, ie Justified & Deadwood. Hate him in most other movies etc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, Deadwood too!

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

2) the robocop sequels are worse, but somehow i don't pretend that they don't exist

I don't remember that there are sequels to Robocop ever, except for the Robocop Vs Terminator comic by Matt Wagner with the greeting-card style pop-up in the middle

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

(...Wagner and........ Simonson?)

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

die hard 2 is dope imo but still isn't remotely close to the first film. die hard 3 is pretty awesome, jeremy irons is truly *~magnificent~* in that film.

omar little, Friday, 2 March 2012 06:07 (fourteen years ago)

robocop 2 is nuts. not very good though (save for the robot fight towards the end).

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

is robocop 2 the one the one that was like New Jack City, but w/ futuristic test-tube drugs?

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:44 (fourteen years ago)

yeah...it's a weird movie, thematically and tonally. it attempts the social commentary/satire of the first movie but in a much less clever and more reactionary "SOCIETY IS GOING TO HELL!!! KIDS ARE CRIMINAL KINGPINS!" sort of way.

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:55 (fourteen years ago)

I was not all surprised to learn that Frank Miller had written a draft of the script at one point.

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:56 (fourteen years ago)

Well, it was written by Frank Miller, so...

xpost!

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

also lol:

The film was composed and conducted by Leonard Rosenman, who did not use any of Basil Poledouris's themes from the first film; the soundtrack album was released by Varèse Sarabande. It was not well received by fans or film music reviewers, many of whom complained about Rosenman's use of a choir chanting "Robocop."

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 07:29 (fourteen years ago)

I do gotta give props to Phil Tippet's stop-motion work in the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIAW2ZAfrWo

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

robocop 2 has some things going for it. its got some nutty ideas rattling around in its head, and a few inspired scenes. definitely doesn't measure up to the original, but it's not an outright abortion like robocop 3 either. btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKf7Fd8E2is

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 2 March 2012 08:25 (fourteen years ago)


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