This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

Hmmm.

Oh joyous day, no need for frittering as I have been given an early mark. This is unheard of.

this friday afternoon frittering gets earlier and earlier

Damnit I deserve some frittering, I have been trawling through old emails trying to work out how we supported a customer over the last 6 months since 6am this morning.

it's not afternoon yet. Stop frittering right now!

Bank Holidays mean you get an extra half day frittering time.

Man I am ready to fritter. I also FAP and it's only 10.40am.

I saw a car with the licence plate FAP IV yesterday.

Dear Fritterers,

Don't forget the cricket's on if you're bored!

OMG I am so busy! HELP ME ILX I WANT TO FRITTER WIT U!

my office is closing at 3pm today so i will be frittering around 1 or 2 pm MST

I'm going to see Henry Rollins later. Before that I'm going to try and update a style guide so people who write me reviews might not make me want to break their pelvises every month. That should be quite fun to do, actually (the updating not the breaking)

Spoken Word or singing?

can we not Cat Fritter the whole afternoon away?

Things I have never eaten:

1. Spam fritter

2. Red snapper

3. Purple sprouting broccoli!! The green stuff is GRATE! Why would I want to eat a weird purple variety??

4 cat fritter

5 koala

6 pop tart

7. Primula - "the squirty cheese"!

8. moss

8. Pease pudding
10. Parched peas

Sweetcorn

i've hard primula! not the new fangled one, but the old metal tubes. that's how total class i am.

12. nettles

Humble Pie

My words

My hat.

You did eat your hat once though. You were last heard "fuck WASHING IT" and then were found two days later in a bin with scraps of the bowler still between your teeth. You're an odd one, you!

XPOST DARN YOU KEV!!!

crow omelette

Once in the pub we were coming up with rude names for cheeses, along the "brie = wee hahaha" line of things. "Primula" turned into "Quimula", and shall we just say that something in my head stopped working that day. I was never going to try it ANYWAY but now I staunchy believe it must be destroyed.

Perhaps you could also play the "rude names and cheeses" game! Or are we just happy naming things we've never eaten?

I am trying to think of a fruit I've never eaten. Does DURIAN count as a fruit?! I don't think I *want* to try it...

Perhaps the game is no good when you are sober.

I know I'm not. And I have to be sober for the next two weeks!

Hello. I think I've barely posted on this thread since started it. I am ILL and therefore SULKING at the possibility of continuing to be so all weekend. I am also drinking red wine in the office and hoping it has medicinal effects.

Do you have really bad headaches Matt? Cos that is how it started with me and I was off for three days in a bit of a mess (hott and feverish for at least 2 of them).

I haven't drunk any of the booze in my house for ages, and now I *can't* I think I might actually have to hide the ginger wine (it is calling to me).

17. fishing net

18. seed cake

19. snake

20. hake

21. Drake (tho I *have* had sake)

22. Penguin. A real penguin I mean. Would they taste birdy or fishy?

A body part other than my nails.

It's 11 o clock. I'm here to 4:30. I'm reasonably certain there will be at most a half-hours worth of actual work to do between now and then.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

frittering starting now

frottage?

I'm only here for 35 more minutes but I needed a thread in which to fritter, because I don't think frittering in a "TS: ANAL V ORAL" type thread is safe for my continuing employment. Besides, that's a different kind of frittering