Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

looooool, I love it

Sheryl Crow will really get to show off her coloratura in that

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:35 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had to look it up.

when that poster uses words unknown to me, i have to figure it's either an operatic term or some mysterious part of the female anatomy.

I thought it was something to do with reptiles, lol

oh man, you all haven't seen the video of Sheryl Crow singing a Mozart duet with Pavarotti, have you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P627lL09hwg

this is a soprano/baritone duet being sung by a pop singer and a tenor, fyi

LOL

"sheryl crow" and "coloratura" are two words that have a like a totally opposed magnetic resonance

I had no idea Sheryl Crow was so annoying.

huh. i learned something today.

xpost

She has a pretty weak voice, but she does a better job with it than I would have guessed.

she's from Columbia, MO!!

pretty good, sheryl

I know, right? I was very surprised!

like really!

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7203/6933170213_eaf360cc29_z.jpg

Can someone explain this to me?

― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe that's the shirt you get for your baby boy when he bangs a bunch of chicks and writes a book about it?

― tylerw, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:29 PM (2 hours ago)

"I wanted to be a part of that process," he says. "Somehow, that manifested in pig slaughter."

the number of times ive said this to myself

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 3:23 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shows what happens when my US history class runs out of time somewhere between the start of the vietnam war and the year I was born

― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"America left Vietnam, snorted coke at Studio 54, Reagan!"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg abbs

Dina Lohan ‏ @dinalohan
The Lohan woman LOVE Terry Richardson !! Thank you for gracing us with your kindness xo

https://twitter.com/#!/dinalohan/status/173492148556140544

― max, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who calls a penis "kindness"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barbara cartland

"Oo, woo-oo woo
oo-oo woo
oo-oo woo oo oo"

http://www.rockofages.uk.com/stock/1034.jpg

public school is kinda horrible imho, if i had the money and the children id send them to private for sure

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what would their names be

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pikachu and voteronpaul

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey's posts remind me of why browsing the comedy section of any video store is such a dispiriting experience.

― rob, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:41 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey stands around your video store disparaging your choices?

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:42 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://earbuds.popdose.com/bob/TROLL2.jpg

^me after exiting Blockbuster

i choose you voteronpaul

dying over here

I wonder if there was a Dr. Morbius equivalent in 1940 berating people for liking Bob Hope instead of . . . I don't know, John Bunny.

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sure he was

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:02 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

I hope they spend 20 minutes with a Nick Fury origin story, so we can find out how he got his eyepatch.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mail order iirc

― inspector george gentlyfallingblood (c sharp major), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

special delivery of lol

forgive me whiney for i am

https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/SM/SPM/6for6issues.jsp?cds_page_id=114163&cds_mag_code=SPM&id=1330573204198&lsid=20602138412022983&vid=2&cds_response_key=I1201NL

linking to a $6 subscription.

might or might not work, considering i just jumped on it.

― NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:41 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar spin subscription

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

not what i thought "buysub.com" was for

but aren't they only $5?

I think there is a span between not being best friends forever and not being able to play together within a studio at the same time and place though.

Then again, it's Blink 182 and not Weather Report, so it's not like they are going to bust into some part that will expand based on the player's interaction or something. So much of that modern rock is just as microprocessed to the nth click and or copied and pasted, it's not like there is any real interaction between the musicians anyway. Not that doing it that way necessarily makes it bad music, but the spontaneous part of the equation is nigh on gone.

― earlnash, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then again, what would Weather Report have sounded like if they had all lived in the same house?

― Mark G, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty much like Enema of the State

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Time to take the 'Kill Romney' strategy to the next level." Time to...actually kill him.

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:32 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Note to Homeland Security: this is a message board where we regularly joke around, especially with regards to Mitt Romney. The above post is not intended as advocacy.)

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:57 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

allah salam alaikum plan is go

― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 08:59 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so perfect

legume shoots and scores

beautiful

I loved it!

just called feds on icey

How did I know you have them on speed dial.

i would say "snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers" but he's gotta be at least halfway there already

meet me halfway anytime

http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thegraduate.jpg

if i had a twitter i'd say "Andrew Breitbart, PBUH"

― goole, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay two things i've never heard of today.

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Punk Bitch U Hated?

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when Dan Savage dies, how many Democrats will reveal that they've been carrying around bags of Santorum in their pockets every day as a tribute

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 1:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, my son is also named beetbort

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone who taught hs, the idea of wanting to embark on a romantic relationship with a hs student seems totally insane to me.

― Mordy, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed, love em and leave em

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol