WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

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IMMIGRANTS PLEASE DON'T READ PAGE SEVEN

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Love how the pint of milk has a union jack on it.

hope it's not full fat, that's what Davy Jones was into

FLOORING MADNESS
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HAVE OUR BRAVE BOYS HAD THEIR WEETABIX?

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CHARMING RACIST ENTERTAINS FORMER COLONIES

WEATHER WARNING

ruh roh

ARE ALL MEN BORN TO CHEAT?

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...WITH A STICK, WE HOPE

at what point did sending notorious weedhead and party racist "Prince" Harry on an official visit to Jamaica seem like a good idea?

think they gave up caring about that sort of thing with his grandfather tbh

was James Hewitt's dad a wrong'un then?

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GERMAN AUTOCRAT MAKES LIGHT OF OUR BRAVE BOYS' BRAVE SACRIFICE

Kate and the Queen? Not the Queen and Kate?

The coverage had Kate chatting to crowds and press/TV filming her, the camera panning over to The Queen giving an "I don't have to be here, really, do I?" stance.

oh, ok then - congrats on the Jubilee, Kate!

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The McCann’s Portuguese lawyer Rogerio Alves described the review as a “very positive sign”.

He said: “More than anything Kate and Gerry want to discover what happened to their daughter, whilst of course harbouring the hope of finding her alive.

can't help thinking that if they'd taken this much interest in the whereabouts of their daughter in May 2007 then

ah, you're a daily mail reader then

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why won't these tedious tabloids respect the law for once?

I look forward to seeing these front pages every day but I worry that I'll condition myself to like the thing on sight and end up buying it.

Götterdämned, zey are on to us!

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Kate and Wills' 1st anniversary treat: that's not FRENCH champagne, is it?

At present, the two senior EU bureaucrats, Mr Barroso and Mr Van Rompuy, are locked in a bitter power struggle to determine who is the true big cheese or “grand fromage” in Europe.

"groot kaas"

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/321682/Red-hot-summer-to-break-records

Jonathan Powell of Positive Weather Solutions is back but with a different name! Same old extremist crap.

And as for the forecasts...

http://www.vantageweatherservices.co.uk/

JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS

Overall the Jubilee weekend will witness most parts of the UK within an air-mass that will be warmer than anything we have experienced since March. Central and eastern regions appear likely to benefit from temperatures often in excess of 20C; cloud amounts look set however to be variable and a threat of thunderstorms especially in parts of England cannot be excluded. Further west there is greater chance of cloudier and possibly wetter conditions, with more depressed temperatures, as weather fronts seek to affect south-west England, Wales, North-west England, western Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Temperature often about 20C in June! Wetter in the west! Variable cloud cover! How do they know?

Jonathan Powell, forecaster with Vantage Weather Services, said summer would see “spikes” of extreme hot weather. He said: “There are going to be some very hot periods of weather as summer kicks in. These will be tempered by some periods of cooler weather"

The man was clearly born with a gift.

he's gonna look like a right clown when the temperature remains exactly the same over the entire summer.

Interesting bit in 'About' section of the Vantage Weather Services website:

Vantage Weather Services has tighter controls on who actually has access to the login details of the site for its updates, maintenance, and appearance.

COLDEST WINTER IN 100 YEARS ON WAY

BRITAIN will grind to a halt within weeks as the most savage freeze for a century begins.

Temperatures will fall as low as minus 20C in rural areas, forecasters warned last night, while heavy snow and “potentially dangerous” blizzards will close roads and cripple rail networks.

James Madden, forecaster for Exacta Weather, said: “We are looking at some of the coldest and snowiest conditions in at least 100 years. This is most likely to occur in the December to January period with the potential for widespread major snowfall across the country.

No meteorological or climate models have been used in the production of the following long-range weather forecasts. All forecasts are produced on a number of personal observations and calculations, that also include; solar activity, ocean behaviour, and historical weather patterns from my own unique collective data.

http://www.exactaweather.com/Accuracy.html

putting the "mad" in "Madden" since 2010

Winter most likely to occur between December and January. Film at 11.

Express isn't alone in using them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jan/02/sleighbell-winter-climate-change-denial

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Kill me now.

woo hoo benefit party time! I'm going to go mad on my £52 weekly jobseekers allowance! No food for the kids this week, but what can you do!

I like the side-order of climate change denial with that front page too...

met office, who are these charlatans?

So according to the Mail: you can be a 'benefit skiver' even if you're employed in a low income job, and an increase in something that isn't as large as the most pessimistic prediction is somehow evidence of that something 'slowing down'.

It was the same in the Sunday Times this weekend. "Strivers vs Skivers" and "This Is The Year We Crack Welfare".

"Skivers" seems to be based on receiving more in benefits than you give in tax.

There's a legit question to be asked about whether the government should effectively be subsidising employers that refuse to pay living wages but zero talk about increasing the minimum wage at the moment. What are the "skivers" in full-time work meant to do about it?

Or indeed (by that formulation) "skiving" pensioners?

You mean "scrounging" pensioners?

I believe "mewling cash leaches" is the correct term.

silver scroungers

Sadly the it would be against the Express' commercial interests to point out that the majority of social security spending goes to pensioners a.k.a. mewling cash leeches, silver scroungers etc.

Surprise Surprise... Global warming has stalled, admits Met Office

MCforUKIP
12:00pm on Wednesday, 9th January 2013
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It never existed in the first place. Most of the people of this country knew that but our government and Brussels wanted more cash so invented it. It's called taxing the air that we breath.

UKIP are the party to vote for, as they do not believe this myth.

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