"hell is full"
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm glad my mother insisted i get my MBA to fall back on instead of just focusing on my first career with the jim rose circus"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
"So I emerged through the backseat of a limo and I thought, 'Now what?' It's not like Mathew Barney's career was going to go on forever."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Jim Breuer ruined my life.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, this is normal."
― omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Yes Ted, I understand I do understand the full irony of the expression here, but no, I'm not kidding you."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
"Long story short, I had to hoof it all the way from midtown."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
"I did all this work but I have nothing to shofar it"
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
that pun's probably been made more successfully a million billion times
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
"I wanted to go to a therapist, but my wife says we need the wool."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
haha the midtown one has 'new yorker potential'
― iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
"I laughed at the Great God Pan."
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (fourteen years ago)
(Few people will probably get what that refers to, though.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (fourteen years ago)
"evil is such a loaded word."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:04 (fourteen years ago)
"i sometimes think law chose me."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
"well, you know, 'merry wanderer of the night' doesn't really pay the bills"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:13 (fourteen years ago)
That's a win one.
Then again, these are the ones they liked for the 'cricket cowboy' one:
“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:03 (fourteen years ago)
“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:47 (fourteen years ago)
Which also went for the 'snake with a big ass' pic.
I think we have a new 'goes with any pic' caption, along with "This is normal" and "Christ, what an asshole!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:51 (fourteen years ago)
"She's staying with some relatives for the weekend. Why?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:59 (fourteen years ago)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Great God Pan is a lawyer!
(a differently obscure reference)
― ledge, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:02 (fourteen years ago)
"They said it would stay in Vegas."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)
lol
"I'm just glad my tailor can cover the tail, to be honest with you"
― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)
"they had al pacino play me and that matrix guy play kevin. i've still never seen it."
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tuomas, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:59 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wait, Tuomas is quoting the Fall?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
No, The Fall is quoting Jack Kirby.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
The vegas one and "law chose me" one are both pretty lol.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:50 (fourteen years ago)
Aw, Tuomas, I knew you weren't really quoting the Fall (though actually it took me ages to remember what it was originally from), I just liked the 'posts very much out of character' element.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
"...so then Stacy told me 'helicopter parents' didn't refer to literal helicopters, and everyone laughed at me."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/12/p465/120312_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:22 (fourteen years ago)
"apparently he's the god of orthodontics"
― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
ok, that's way too good...
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
I say that every week, and every week, there's something gets chosen that's like "Oh, I forgot, the Joneses are coming over for Polenta" or something.
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Apparently the soil contains traces of Prozac."
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm afraid of what we'll find if we dig any deeper."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:44 (fourteen years ago)
"Welcome to Christmas Island."
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
"the irony is that they were wiped out in a mass suicide cult"
― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
"this is not normal..."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 5 March 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
"they say this island illustrates 'the comedy of the commons'"
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
comedy of the commons is awesome but too obscure, i fear.
― s.clover, Monday, 5 March 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
"This hill has an unobstructed view of Mt. Bosom."
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
"The first line of the inscription reads 'Something going to something something up. Never something something down.' I don't understand it either."
― s.clover, Monday, 5 March 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, they were certainly handsome devils, eh? Some say they simply admired themselves to death."
― s.clover, Monday, 5 March 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
"what's with all these rock hard penises?"
― this is my receipt for your receipt (Z S), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm afraid of what we'll find if we dig any deeper."― EZ Snappin, Monday, March 5, 2012 A+
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
orthodontics line a dead cert
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:43 (fourteen years ago)
Ebert:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/assets_c/2012/03/%20%20%20easter-thumb-510x384-45321.jpg
― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
"they really like this punchline"
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
oh shit EDIT "they really like this caption"
haha that's great
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)