Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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CUTTY OTM YET AGAIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to C on her short rounds

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.rcn.com/bbober/zing/zphotos/zlogo_purple.gif

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We can end this thread better than that...

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, actually i think it's perfect. end with a previous joke and a flourish.

FULL CIRCLE.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

appletinis?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/mediafiles/e2074sho_02_0425_COPE_1_152.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mind him, Cutty. He is getting paid per post.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

he's number one!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dude don't bring gs into your thread about cing on ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to c all over those a(ppletini)'s.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY WORD

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

we already covered cs upthread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

those a's are like a red flag to a bull.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean rf to a b, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, the photo of LL with the tinfoil upthread looks like an amateur painting of LL rather than LL herself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Giving up my Lindsay crush feels like the time I gave up drinking. It was not a good time. I had to complete my sentences when I spoke to people for starters.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

semi-unsafe for work
ihttp://www.plus613.com/image/2519

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't approve of myself for posting that link or anything

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

those don't look natural.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

nope. not at all. ew.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what is this "semi-unsafe" ?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

is it going to give me an unsafe semi?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It could be safe if you work at a nipple farm.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

luckily for me, i do.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Any vacancies?

― R.I.M.A. i.n. m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

They thrive off of migrant farm workers who travel from nipple farm to nipple farm, chasing the perkiest of the perky, going where the wind takes them.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time they're near Lindsay, they should give her some new nipples in an act of uncharacteristic charity, bringing her one step closer to reclaiming her humanity.

x-post

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

These are the two sentences that begin the Lohan article. Is this guy for real? My reading of the article (scratching my own balls; thinking abstractly about apple juice) seems to put me in mind of a nap.

Several years ago I predicted that all magazines would eventually become Playboy. We're close. zzzzzzzz

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

fritz i linked that already! (he says w mixture of ego & abject shame)

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://subliminal.ytmnd.com/

― Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/lightswentout/consent.jpg

― DNC ROFFLE (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ain't it Cool News - The Early Years

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tara Reid's had implants, what a waste.

I heard Lohan got augmentation as well. I hope not. Man, she has me drooling in "Mean Girls". In fact, I'd say she's one superb young lady. However, she's definately not as sexy as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Although if I ever had even the slightest chance of groping Lohan's boobies I'd probably lie and tell her she was the hottest thing on two legs.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel that nabisco's comments are founded on his attraction to the celebrity. It is true, she is very attractive. But as I have often said - these people always are.

It is odd to see Amanda as 'Homosexual'. I don't get it. Is there a a reason she can't be 'Amanda', or something else?

Rosemary's comments about being hot ready and legal were odd but maybe interesting.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

cody banks: teenage tit freak

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Why aren't you "Joseph", pinefox?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, is there some reason you can't be Joseph? I feel confused and alone.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not against pen-names. In fact, I am against (many) real names.

It's more a matter of one pen-name vs another. I don't get the 'Homosexual' thing.

― the penfox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Screw you all, my image of the girl was totally blasted sideways by that behind-Paris picture. She looks like a Columbia undergrad. Which, yes, is still hot, but in a totally different way. That way that people are hot when you don't actually like them.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco did not meet the same columbia undergrad that yanc3y, ally, daddino and I met.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and to think that i decided not to go to columbia

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For instance, 'Markelby' is a good pen-name.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah tracer and matos were there too:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/06/386013/83639789647l.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd shag Paris Hilton. I'd do all them young famous ladies.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wow E-Z Jet flight 212 Los Angeles-->Glasgow just sold out.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be better as a handkerchief-name.

crossposts

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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