Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

a+ goole

dying. DYING.

Terminator 2's "I am keeler robot who awnly shewts to vound" makes it the ideal Obamafan action crapper.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:10 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ash wednesday in 2 hours. i've got it marked on my calendar

that's morbius in a pithy, incomprehensible nutshell

xpost

will send u 5000 words 'splainin that, am

lol, no you won't

i wouldn't read it anyhow

he's like a fortune cookie factory staffed entirely by uptight, reactionary lefties

yeah, The Nation sucks. got a gift subscription once.

i grew up reading the nation but when i try it now it mostly feels very self-righteous and smug. there's usually one or two good articles per issue though.

Okay ams. Go ahead. Poll it again. Poll it again. You're the ace film man, poll it again. It's a simple list, just poll it again. Poll what you say! Poll it again! Poll it again!! Two polls, ballots come through here, polls cancel other out. Oh my? Where'd you learn that?

― omar little, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so peter weller is a doctoral candidate in renaissance art at ucla now apparently. someone i was talking to went to a lecture there on the homoerotics of michelangelo without looking at the name of who was speaking and was kind of surprised to walk in and the guy who is speaking is robocop

― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:33 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we've all been there

hahaha

"Thank you for your co-operation dissertation."

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin' terrorists

― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caught Having Sex

― max, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We had to take porn where we could get it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

This = brilliant

Who are they? The URL doesn't help.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alicia Keys (shame on you, Tuomas) + Gerry Adams (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pic was taken from the front, that's why I didn't recognize her.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L&G, Tuomas in two.

A+

should i write an email to deli express asking if they are using free range mechanically separated chickens y/n

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't tell if Tuomas is in humor mode or Tuomas mode

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:12 (2 hours ago) Permalink

THAT'S THE MAGIC

― markers, Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:18 (2 hours ago) Permalink

:D

Schrodinger's Tuomas

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

jellyfish wd be more like high 10 surely?

And then you pee on each other's hands.

now were getting somewhere

irl lol

2 party system evolved from jellyfish?

In re: Kreayshawn:

--

she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (18 minutes ago)

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (11 minutes ago)

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:29 AM

:D

omar are you gonna do this romcom poll or

― ⚓ (gr8080)

i'll hand the romcom poll off to morbs

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs, if you need advice on how to run it letz cyber chat about it

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:11 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F37/5XF2/F1U8ZZ5X/F375XF2F1U8ZZ5X.MEDIUM.jpg

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

ok thats amazing

what thread is that from?

is this racist

thats stellar

just think, one crossed wire and Romneybot could have yanked Santorum's arm clean off

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amputation by sudden snatching.

― clemenza, Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sans-torn-arm

― joygoat, Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen the transformers movies in the theaters but anecdotally what's the gender breakdown in the audience that you guys have seen?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:15 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

65% men, 35% bored

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:17 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

this thread is on fyah!

(from the action movie poll thread)

love how this thread has petered out into lengthy discussions of Gina Gershon and Cornel West

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Petered out? You mean RAMPED UP!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*gina gershon jumps out window, cornel west explodes*

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, February 24, 2012 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

top notch