Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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apocalypto placing over for a few dollars more is smh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

i'm thinking of the bits where characters speak into screen, nm

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

so glad action movie poll has been sidelined by discussion of SATC lol

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

also yeah at no point was that series "believable"

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

Still haven't watched Apocalypto, think I'm kind of scared to...

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's really good.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

its really bad.

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

believable vs believable in the context of the series/movie

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's really good.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

mel kinda goes herzog and it works.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

stoked

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

mel kinda goes herzog

rmde

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

really, mel's deepest excellence

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

kinda wanna do a straight up comedy poll just so morbz can butt in every ten posts and say stuff like "i notice nobody voted for bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot." *groan* *rolls eyes on the internet even though we can't see his eyes*

that and the 4000 buster keaton youtubes.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot.

if this isn't about a snail that drives a car I am going to be wicked pissed

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

I liked Apocalyptico even though I didn't vote for it in this poll.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

see all I ever on Apocalypto is "it's soooo awesome" and "it's sooooooo horrible" and I just don't know about rolling the dice on a 50/50 crappy movie.

I need to know more. Apocalypto-stands need to tell me more abt why this is good. If it's cheesy good, I'm not buyin' it.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Apocalypto-STANS

ability to type fading

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

apocs is great, it's not cheesy at all, its a pretty intense lil movie

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Apocalypto is basically an extended chase flick

I want to compare it to The Fugitive somehow but I would need to rewatch both to say something sensible/credible

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

so it's like the naked prey, only less racially queasy, even tho mel gibson made it?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Vgirl how much do you enjoy the following: torture, fancy loincloths, running, jungles

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

What are the Mayan words for doghouse, henhouse and outhouse?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's exciting!

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

and scary!

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost Shakey: personally, or in movies?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

the epigram at the beginning of apocalypto makes it a gross movie imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

its better than The Rock in the jungle, but The Rock in the jungle was still awesome.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

are there dudes looking like DLR/Yankee Rose album cover y/n

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's almost as good as Anaconda.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even remember the epigram at the beginning of Apocalypto

I don't really remember the torture tbh; I just remember high quality chasing

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm...it seems I may need to roll the dice after all

Fugitive in the Jungle kind of sells me

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's a really good action movie. that's what i'll say. its non-stop.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

is it a THRILL RIDE, scott?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

The politics is basically big government = apocalyptic death cult

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

well that's kind of true if you think about it, just look at Congress

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even remember the epigram at the beginning of Apocalypto

I don't really remember the torture tbh; I just remember high quality chasing

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

a great civilization does not die from without unless it has killed itself from within.

something like that. basically, the mayans deserved to get conquered by the europeans because look at how savage and brutal they were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, maybe if we didn't know as much as we know about mel gibson's worldview the epigram would have been more palatable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but rilly its about running after this dude

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

makes u think

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i understand it's meant to be mel's medidation on how a godless society destroys itself. the best answer in his own case being 'white people show up' just makes it funny i guess (haven't seen it btw)

xps

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

i won't watch any new mel movies. don't want to pretend i don't know what a freak he is. and i kinda wish he would go away forever now. mayan movie got in under the wire. or something. i caught it on t.v.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

the whole middle part is basically 'look at these disgusting savages (no, literally, they're disgusting savages)'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

I got turned off on him once he started making bullshit like Maverick and What Women Want, I jumped off the Mel train a long time ago.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

the whole middle part is basically 'look at these disgusting savages (no, literally, they're disgusting savages)'
^^^

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

so it's like passion of the christ with more running

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

passion of the fugitive?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

mostly. Mayans = Romans, Jesus = some schmuck from the wrong tribe

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

logan's passion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

and in between there's lots of stabbing, beheading, disemboweling, etc.

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)


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