Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

after watching up to the point where dude gets his throat slit while raping another dude in a restroom ... pretty glad I've never taken the bait with Miike, that shit was pretty obnoxious

xp

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

The Last of the Mohicans 34

glad someone else gave this mondo points

cant believe i forgot about Hot Fuzz! i think i could've pushed that into the top 75 if i voted for it too

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

Hot Fuzz def deserved higher ranking

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

i just thought 'believable' was a funny thing to worry about with that fuckin show

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

well the early seasons were a bit more grounded

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

early seasons lose serious marks for narration tho

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

i srsly picked the best week to sign up for DVD + Free Premium Channels trial.

Robocop 1, 2, and 3, all in HD, all by the end of the week.

have Apocalypto (never seen it) + Transporter waiting for me when i get home

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

DVR*

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

you gotta see the sex and the city directors cut without all the voiceover narration

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

there really is no reason for me to enjoy Apocalypto as much as I do

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

apocalypto placing over for a few dollars more is smh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

i'm thinking of the bits where characters speak into screen, nm

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

so glad action movie poll has been sidelined by discussion of SATC lol

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

also yeah at no point was that series "believable"

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

Still haven't watched Apocalypto, think I'm kind of scared to...

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's really good.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

its really bad.

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

believable vs believable in the context of the series/movie

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's really good.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

mel kinda goes herzog and it works.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

stoked

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

mel kinda goes herzog

rmde

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

really, mel's deepest excellence

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

kinda wanna do a straight up comedy poll just so morbz can butt in every ten posts and say stuff like "i notice nobody voted for bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot." *groan* *rolls eyes on the internet even though we can't see his eyes*

that and the 4000 buster keaton youtubes.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot.

if this isn't about a snail that drives a car I am going to be wicked pissed

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

I liked Apocalyptico even though I didn't vote for it in this poll.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

see all I ever on Apocalypto is "it's soooo awesome" and "it's sooooooo horrible" and I just don't know about rolling the dice on a 50/50 crappy movie.

I need to know more. Apocalypto-stands need to tell me more abt why this is good. If it's cheesy good, I'm not buyin' it.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Apocalypto-STANS

ability to type fading

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

apocs is great, it's not cheesy at all, its a pretty intense lil movie

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Apocalypto is basically an extended chase flick

I want to compare it to The Fugitive somehow but I would need to rewatch both to say something sensible/credible

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

so it's like the naked prey, only less racially queasy, even tho mel gibson made it?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Vgirl how much do you enjoy the following: torture, fancy loincloths, running, jungles

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

What are the Mayan words for doghouse, henhouse and outhouse?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's exciting!

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

and scary!

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost Shakey: personally, or in movies?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

the epigram at the beginning of apocalypto makes it a gross movie imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

its better than The Rock in the jungle, but The Rock in the jungle was still awesome.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

are there dudes looking like DLR/Yankee Rose album cover y/n

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's almost as good as Anaconda.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even remember the epigram at the beginning of Apocalypto

I don't really remember the torture tbh; I just remember high quality chasing

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm...it seems I may need to roll the dice after all

Fugitive in the Jungle kind of sells me

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's a really good action movie. that's what i'll say. its non-stop.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

is it a THRILL RIDE, scott?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

The politics is basically big government = apocalyptic death cult

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

well that's kind of true if you think about it, just look at Congress

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even remember the epigram at the beginning of Apocalypto

I don't really remember the torture tbh; I just remember high quality chasing

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

a great civilization does not die from without unless it has killed itself from within.

something like that. basically, the mayans deserved to get conquered by the europeans because look at how savage and brutal they were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, maybe if we didn't know as much as we know about mel gibson's worldview the epigram would have been more palatable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but rilly its about running after this dude

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

makes u think

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)


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