Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

erotic war comedies

i just thought 'believable' was a funny thing to worry about with that fuckin show

"erotic war comedies"

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max what place would you have Blade Runner on an erotic war comedy poll

"erotic war comedies"

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lol Scott

Dead or Alive (the 1999 Takashi Miike movie) 47

i considered voting for this on the strength of the opening sequence* and the ending, but then the 100 minutes of boredom between them dq'd it for me.

I actually liked most of the stuff between the opening and ending, but yeah, I guess my main reason for voting this was the final scene, which is the most jaw-droppingly ridiculous ending for a movie that I've ever seen. I saw DoA at a film festival, and after it ended it was fun looking at the "wtf did I just see?" expressions on everyone's faces.

max what place would you have Blade Runner on an erotic war comedy poll

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#1

otm

after watching up to the point where dude gets his throat slit while raping another dude in a restroom ... pretty glad I've never taken the bait with Miike, that shit was pretty obnoxious

xp

The Last of the Mohicans 34

glad someone else gave this mondo points

cant believe i forgot about Hot Fuzz! i think i could've pushed that into the top 75 if i voted for it too

Hot Fuzz def deserved higher ranking

i just thought 'believable' was a funny thing to worry about with that fuckin show

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

well the early seasons were a bit more grounded

early seasons lose serious marks for narration tho

i srsly picked the best week to sign up for DVD + Free Premium Channels trial.

Robocop 1, 2, and 3, all in HD, all by the end of the week.

have Apocalypto (never seen it) + Transporter waiting for me when i get home

DVR*

you gotta see the sex and the city directors cut without all the voiceover narration

there really is no reason for me to enjoy Apocalypto as much as I do

apocalypto placing over for a few dollars more is smh

i'm thinking of the bits where characters speak into screen, nm

so glad action movie poll has been sidelined by discussion of SATC lol

also yeah at no point was that series "believable"

Still haven't watched Apocalypto, think I'm kind of scared to...

it's really good.

its really bad.

believable vs believable in the context of the series/movie

it's really good.

mel kinda goes herzog and it works.

stoked

mel kinda goes herzog

rmde

really, mel's deepest excellence

kinda wanna do a straight up comedy poll just so morbz can butt in every ten posts and say stuff like "i notice nobody voted for bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot." *groan* *rolls eyes on the internet even though we can't see his eyes*

that and the 4000 buster keaton youtubes.

bernard le pew's acclaimed 1922 french short La Vie En Escargot.

if this isn't about a snail that drives a car I am going to be wicked pissed

I liked Apocalyptico even though I didn't vote for it in this poll.

see all I ever on Apocalypto is "it's soooo awesome" and "it's sooooooo horrible" and I just don't know about rolling the dice on a 50/50 crappy movie.

I need to know more. Apocalypto-stands need to tell me more abt why this is good. If it's cheesy good, I'm not buyin' it.

Apocalypto-STANS

ability to type fading

apocs is great, it's not cheesy at all, its a pretty intense lil movie

Apocalypto is basically an extended chase flick

I want to compare it to The Fugitive somehow but I would need to rewatch both to say something sensible/credible

so it's like the naked prey, only less racially queasy, even tho mel gibson made it?

Vgirl how much do you enjoy the following: torture, fancy loincloths, running, jungles

What are the Mayan words for doghouse, henhouse and outhouse?

it's exciting!

and scary!

xxxpost Shakey: personally, or in movies?

the epigram at the beginning of apocalypto makes it a gross movie imo

its better than The Rock in the jungle, but The Rock in the jungle was still awesome.

are there dudes looking like DLR/Yankee Rose album cover y/n

it's almost as good as Anaconda.

I don't even remember the epigram at the beginning of Apocalypto

I don't really remember the torture tbh; I just remember high quality chasing

hmmm...it seems I may need to roll the dice after all

Fugitive in the Jungle kind of sells me