it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
Risk would be the most boring war movie ever
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date
no such luck
what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
Human Centipede: The Game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
*cries*
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
battleship potemkin: the game
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
das boot: the game
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
das boot: das game
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
hee
Mulholland Drive: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
You are on the street
>Look North
You don't know who the fuck you areLez up with Naomi Watts
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game
"Average game play: 375 days"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
irl lols @ aldo
there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
Troll Hunter: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
I would SO play that game
"Troll Stench sold separately"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
>Infiltrate troll cave
Trolls discover you and chase you
>Fire light gun
You are a ChristianTough shitTrolls eat you
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
The Wicker Man: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"
― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
>Fly seaplane
You are met by villagers in masksYou know there is a conspiracy
>Investigate conspiracy
You are scared by the depth of itEveryone is against you
>Sleep
Rowan tries to seduce youYou refuseYou fucking idiot
>Visit Lord Summerisle
He plays the piano and fobs you offYou could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob
>Dress up as jester
You are a ChristianTough shitThe villagers burn you
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:31 (fourteen years ago)
aldo you're really good at this
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
If only it paid the bills.
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)
And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
> there is a burned doll
how'd it get burned
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
lmao
― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:51 (fourteen years ago)
WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)
I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:38 (fourteen years ago)
Y
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
to his proctologist:
"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
The Mastermind box deconstruction thread already has the plot of Mastermind: The Movie.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 09:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rihanna-Wields-Multiple-Massive-Guns-Battleship-Images-29550.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851832.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! AND BY UMBRELLA I MEAN MACHINE GUN-UN-UN-UN!"
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
rumpapapum rumpapapum shot a battleship down
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
Dolores O'Riordan is in this, too?
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg
this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
dohhttp://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
wait...how isn't it
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://io9.com/5892888/liam-neeson-is-commanding-in-his-role-as-red-peg-in-new-battleship-trailer
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
That is truly a stupid two minutes.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
Battleship Independence Alien Iron Man Day
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
hahahah ugh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
this is one Tim Riggins movie I doubt I will turn the corner on
The trailer was on before John Carter OF MARS last night, and it looked like stupid, stupid, stupid fun. I was almost tempted.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
Oh yay.
http://io9.com/5894180/our-first-look-at-battleships-mysterious-aliens
Alex interrupts him, and sends Cora to the control deck while he leads the alien out onto the deck. He gets the crap more or less beaten out of him, but he and Cora have a plan. He buys her time to aim one of the cannons point-blank at the alien's head. It turns around to see the cannon about to be fired. Rihanna quips, "Mahalo, motherfucker" — and the cannon blows the alien away.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:39 (fourteen years ago)