Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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That's a good #1 imo.

So I guess I should add T2 to the list of movies I should now watch because of this thread.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

STUDIO EXEC: what should we do about the aliens franchise, jim?

[cameron silently picks up dry-erase marker]

EXEC: theres no white board here jim

[cameron forces exec to ground]

EXEC: what are you doing jim oh god

[cameron writes ALIENS$ on exec's face]

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

everyone should own a copy of T2.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Die Hard is the bestest

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

for inspiration. like the bible.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

yippee ki yay, motherfucker

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

the movie is undeniably radical, one of the greatest american action movies

― max

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

no ambiguity about what different environments are

Really don't know about this - there's a big difference between the dead corridors of the base, the gigeresque contours of the processing plant underside w/infestation, the breached secure space of the landing craft, and the disintegrating lair of the queen.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

what i love so much about die hard besides everything else is the fact that its SUCH a christmas movie, in the way that every character is unconsciously singing christmas songs to themselves the whole time, the way everyone in real life does all holiday season long. such a great touch

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

fists with your toes

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol max

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

^ say this out loud to myself all the time

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Alien has an all-white stasis room with people in white pajamas!

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

idk, I'd rather talk about DIE HARD now.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

i watched die hard for the first time on xmas eve last year!!

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, what is Diehards?

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

i also love that the secret character arc of die hard is RVJ learning how to shoot people again

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

I bought a bluray of T2 for $5 at target, there's no reason not to own it

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

german for "the hard"

( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

T/S: Paul Gleason in "The Breakfast Club" vs. Paul Gleason in "Die Hard."

Or: "Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns" vs. "Oh, I hope that's not a hostage."

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

i love movies with multiple tiers of asshole authority figures

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

(see also robocop of course)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

that was also something machete really got right imo

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

so lethal weapon got the shaft? wow

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

no shane black in the whole action flick poll? for shame

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

no inception?

( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

instead of talking about the awesome movies that placed (die hard is awesome), i'm gonna take a second to bitch about awesome movies that didn't place:

WHERE THE FUCK IS TIME & TIDE ILX ?!?!

apart from that, great poll, awesome job omar (especially that little inception fakeout :D)

Jibe, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

no shane black in the whole action flick poll? for shame

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:46 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is pretty cray

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

well i guess shane black snuck in as an actor in the predator, but that doesn't count

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

kind of bummed not a single mission impossible movie placed

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

i guess we just hate tom cruise

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

ya thats weird

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

we do

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

MI1 was pretty high up on mine iirc

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

the rejection of the wooo

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

rejection of the depalma.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Still think it's funny that all three Bournes were clustered together towards the middle.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

It is.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Also thank you Omar for doing this!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

martial arts, samurai, and HK films generally under-represented but otherwise a colossal, epic poll -- thx omar!

Brad C., Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

lana del rey tried to warn us with her album bourne to tie

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

:D DIE HARD :D

I guess the poll isn't *as* pinko-commie as I thought, but Lethal Weapon/First Blood absence is v sad.

But Die Hard! Aliums! Raiders! Pretty good overall and this was the most ILX fun I've had in forever.

So...now that camp's over, we'll totally write to each other?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

gonna post ballots here? you guys can laugh at all the horror movies i voted for.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm kind of shocked that kung fu films did so poorly

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

ooh yeah and THANK YOU OMAR WE LOVE YOU LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL LOVES ROBES

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

yippe ki yay, omar!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

my dad watched so many steven seagal movies when i was a kid that i almost feel bad that i didn't throw dude a sympathy vote

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

*kicks gravel* *waves waves through dust cloud at friend in back of station wagon*

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

lana del rey tried to warn us with her album bourne to tie

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:54 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

simultaneous eyeroll/LOL. well done.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)


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