"Last night he told me to stick my thumb up his ass."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
Haha I was not goin for NYer style there
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
'don't encourage him , dinah, he's merely reinforcing damaging species stereotypes'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
he better shave his butt before joining our peacock centipede
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't know who he thinks he's impressing. If you touch him I'll kill you."
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
"Is that what a real peacock looks like?""Don't ask me, I'm just a banksy"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
I will be so glad when Carinval is over.
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
he sure is inordinately proud of his farts
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
"Peacocking? Really? Mystery called from 2008. He wants last decade's moves back."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
I hate myself for making that joke, and you should hate yourself if you get it.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
"eye catching!"
― brownie, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
"Colour? Nah I'm holding out for the 3D version to come out"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
"woah, I think it's kicking in"
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
um,
"christ, what an asshole"
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
"you paid HOW much for a walk up brownstone?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
Dan's is the best so far.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
Which one?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:17 (fourteen years ago)
implants
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:27 (fourteen years ago)
OMG IT'S STARTING TO EVEN LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE RAINBOW
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/05/p465/120305_contest_p465.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
"Why does everyone ask if I'm John Darnielle?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
omg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
lock thread
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
"don't turn around, but i think that guy's checking out my ass"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
"hey, did we just pass your twin brother?"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
"hell is full"
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm glad my mother insisted i get my MBA to fall back on instead of just focusing on my first career with the jim rose circus"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
"So I emerged through the backseat of a limo and I thought, 'Now what?' It's not like Mathew Barney's career was going to go on forever."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Jim Breuer ruined my life.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, this is normal."
― omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Yes Ted, I understand I do understand the full irony of the expression here, but no, I'm not kidding you."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
"Long story short, I had to hoof it all the way from midtown."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
"I did all this work but I have nothing to shofar it"
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
that pun's probably been made more successfully a million billion times
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
"I wanted to go to a therapist, but my wife says we need the wool."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
haha the midtown one has 'new yorker potential'
― iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
"I laughed at the Great God Pan."
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (fourteen years ago)
(Few people will probably get what that refers to, though.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (fourteen years ago)
"evil is such a loaded word."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:04 (fourteen years ago)
"i sometimes think law chose me."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
"well, you know, 'merry wanderer of the night' doesn't really pay the bills"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:13 (fourteen years ago)
That's a win one.
Then again, these are the ones they liked for the 'cricket cowboy' one:
“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:03 (fourteen years ago)
“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:47 (fourteen years ago)
Which also went for the 'snake with a big ass' pic.
I think we have a new 'goes with any pic' caption, along with "This is normal" and "Christ, what an asshole!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:51 (fourteen years ago)
"She's staying with some relatives for the weekend. Why?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:59 (fourteen years ago)
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The Great God Pan is a lawyer!
(a differently obscure reference)
― ledge, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:02 (fourteen years ago)
"They said it would stay in Vegas."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm just glad my tailor can cover the tail, to be honest with you"
― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)