Battleship...the movie

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the battle for earth begins at sea

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

o yea I saw this trailer before 'The Grey' the other day—just ridiculous. loved the "FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU TRANSFORMERS"... did the entire art design process proceed via a series of plastic action-figures?

Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trying to think of what the most ludicrous game movie would be

it's a toss-up between "Ants in the Pants: THE MOVIE" and "Pass the Pigs: THE MOVIE"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

Need a dark, gritty version of

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xfxmmOzXySs/SiBkijy32bI/AAAAAAAAAs4/T-4WBvZM-XE/s400/cootie.jpg

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

they did that already, it was called "Cabin Fever"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's every other summer movie ever smooshed together!

Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Coming This Summer to a Theater Near You: Hi-Ho! Cherry-O: The Movie!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

would watch Operation: The Movie

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

also Hungry Hungry Hippos

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hungry Hungry Hippos as a scary when animals attack movie would be RAD

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

Mousetrap The Movie: Missing scenes 2, 12, and 19.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

Trying to imagine SORRY: THE MOVIE

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

UNO the movie could be fun. You could skip scenes, go backwards, speed scenes up. Think of all the fun. Fun, goddamnit!

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

Trying to imagine SORRY: THE MOVIE

This summer

You'll be... SORRY

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

Mastermind: The Movie! Directed by Terence Malick.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

After years of languishing in development at Universal, Hasbro announced that Candy Land has moved to Columbia Pictures, with Adam Sandler slated to star and produce via his production company, Happy Madison.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTSpNa06lxs

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

somebody google cornhole movie and see if that's been done yet

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

Changing Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy to STRATEGO and naming each person after a game piece was a missed chance for synergy.

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

I'm certain it has, just not the way your local bros play it.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

I heard that they were going to try to make Candyland some kind of weird LOTR quest movie? could be apocryphal, but still, lol

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

omg @ Hungry Hippos trailer. HAHAHAHA that is fucking great.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

dudes battleship is ridic enough, none of these jokes are funnier than the fact that they are making a movie about BATTLESHIP

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

is someone going to say 'you sank my battleship'?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Please let the answer be, "Yes, Liam Neeson is going to angrily, intensely say that."

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

s1ocki why u not like our joeks?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

im just saying

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

See I think it was already a missed opportunity by NOT having Neeson scream that in the trailer.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

Connect Four: THE MOVIE

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

^ what i'm talking about

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:37 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

it'd be a romcom

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

Risk would be the most boring war movie ever

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944

Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date

no such luck

what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

Human Centipede: The Game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

*cries*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

battleship potemkin: the game

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

das boot: the game

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

das boot: das game

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

hee

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

Mulholland Drive: the game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

irl lols @ aldo

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

Troll Hunter: the game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)


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