Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like a Bell or something?

apparently this is the case

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

Missing "Gravity movie".

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

beachville, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

The end credits run over a freeze frame of Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle, IIRC.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

He passes a pin-up in the hall, kisses his hand and smacks it to the poster.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Also Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Rolex Watch

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

If you enjoyed Die Hard, you may also like these movies:

http://watchesinmovies.info/tag/rolex/

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hollow Man... II?

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Hollow Man II: The Filling

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

ironically enough, nobody saw it

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

A Seattle detective and a biologist are on the run from a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

people who liked this also liked...boa vs python

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

well of course

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Staring Christian Slater

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Taglines:You can't see him, but you can feel him.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

Cue MST3K: "That's the worst kind!"

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

you'll never see him coming

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

You can't see him, but you can feel him.

what the hell kind of tagline is this

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Now You See Him.... Now You're Dead

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

It's for people who don't yet get the concept of invisible man

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

You don't want to be around when he goes!

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Seeing is Deceiving

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Don't Look Now But There's an Invisible Penis on the Loose

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Does Invisible Man Poop Cease To Be Invisible Once It Has Exited The Invisible Man? Find Out In This Movie!

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

The problem is, none of these are as dumb and creepy as You can't see him, but you can feel him

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

sidenote, but who remembers white dog poop? you never see that any more. it used to look like pompei shits, now it is just a pile of muddy DUMPLINGS!

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://recordsleeves.com/store/catalog/images/3456.JPG

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

You can't see him, but he can give you a non-consensual backrub.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin' terrorists

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

Caught Having Sex

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

We had to take porn where we could get it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

I was particularly enamored of the lax standards of the PG rating in the '80s.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

ok folks

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

*sits up straight, pays attention*

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

okay...

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

5. The Last Starfighter

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Ahahaha. That worked for a fraction of a second as I was scrolling down.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/robocop.jpg

#5

ROBOCOP

Paul Verhoeven
1987
United States
(668 points, 18 votes)

robocop = so much disturbing shit! ed209 blowing away kenny in the boardroom, clarence turning murphy's hand into spaghetti sauce w/ a shotgun, the scenes where robocop first shows up at the police station, "bitches leave", robocop going back to murphy's empty house, emil getting covered w/ toxic waste, etc etc

― moonship journey to baja

Robocop was on this weekend. I had forgotten so much of it.

Like, how the Robocop vs 209 fight segues right into a SUX 6000 commercial with a dinosaur. When I originally saw that and that claymation T-Rex came on, my step-dad was all like "Oh COME ON NOW."

― Pleasant Plains

i was watching robocop last week & ruminating on how most movies would only have 2 characters as hardcore as bob morton & clarence boddicker only robocop is dope enough to have both

― and what

what movie is better than robocop? like on earth

― king of ^ flowers (Whiney G. Weingarten)

Robocop was bogged down by an inexplicable amount of Boddicker-free filler, but I think it's a strong movie even with all that stuff about the metal policeman.

― Telephone thing

POLL Verhoeven

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

great screencap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

omg totes

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

I've not seen Robocop since the 80s. I should most definitely watch it again soon.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

I'd say it's the number five action movie of all time.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:14 (fourteen years ago)


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