Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

"Die Hard" plot keywords on IMDB:

Terrorist
Hostage
Christmas
Christmas Eve
Vault
Christmas Party
Robbery
Driving Backwards
Exploding Helicopter
Terrorism
Computer Cracker
Faked Accent
Skyscraper
Die Hard Scenario
Rogue Cop
Shot In The Chest
One Day
Camera Shot Of Feet
Japanese Businessman
Estranged Wife
Reference To Gary Cooper
Beretta
Blockbuster
Helicopter
Shot In The Forehead
Action Hero
Stupid Victim
One Liner
Weapon
Maiden Name
Shot In The Head
Power Saw
C4 Explosives
Media Coverage
Murder
Power Outage
Blood
Soliloquy
Reference To Beethoven's Ninth
Unsubtitled Foreign Language
Pistol Whip
Exploding Car
Los Angeles California
Pregnant Woman
Reference To Roy Rogers
One Night
Villain Not Really Dead Cliche
Captive
Heist
California
Imperative In Title
Shot In The Arm
Body Landing On A Car
Greed
Gun
Reporter
Machine Gun
Shot In The Knee
Tough Guy
Neck Breaking
First Part
Kicked In The Face
Teddy Bear
Santa Claus Costume
Shot In The Leg
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Shoot
Unlikely Hero
Cigarette Smoking
Walking On Broken Glass
Christmas Tree
Hand To Hand Combat
Car Accident
Death
Shot To Death
Martial Arts
Writing In Blood
Karate
Rocket Launcher
Monologue
U.S. Treasury
Disaster
Elevator Shaft
False Name
One Against Many
Air Vent
Hacker
Rescue Mission
Claustrophobia
First Of Series
Blood Spatter
Corpse
Woman Punching A Man
Fist Fight
Wisecrack Humor
Bearer Bonds
Fire Hose Used As Rope
Police
Battle Of Wits
One Man Army
Escape
Reference To Grace Kelly
Explosion
Against The Odds
Cameraman
Beating
Revenge
FBI Agent
Brawl
Falling From Height
Criminal
Television
Showdown
Vendetta
Junk Food
Blood On Shirt
Death Of Brother
Free Fall
Bare Feet
Falling Down Stairs
Fragments Of Glass
Suspense
Rescue
Black Comedy
Caught Having Sex
Hanged Man
Talking To Self
Marriage Problems
Elevator
Violence
Character Repeating Someone Else's Dialogue
Walkie Talkie
Hip Hop Music
Barefoot
Swiss Watch
German Stereotype
Estranged Couple
Rolex Watch
Karate Chop
Loose Cannon
Hero
Famous Line
Evil Man
Cult Favorite
Outrunning Explosion
Glass
Part Of Series
Limousine
Stockholm Syndrome
Los Angeles Police Department
Stuffed Animal
Shooting Out A Window
Gunslinger
Comic Relief
Race Against Time
Female Nudity
Stealing From A Dead Body
Reference To John Wayne
Based On Novel
Based On Book

(sorry)

Looks like a Bell or something?

apparently this is the case

Missing "Gravity movie".

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

The end credits run over a freeze frame of Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle, IIRC.

He passes a pin-up in the hall, kisses his hand and smacks it to the poster.

Also Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle.

Rolex Watch

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Hollow Man... II?

Hollow Man II: The Filling

ironically enough, nobody saw it

A Seattle detective and a biologist are on the run from a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

people who liked this also liked...boa vs python

well of course

Staring Christian Slater

Taglines:You can't see him, but you can feel him.

a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

Cue MST3K: "That's the worst kind!"

you'll never see him coming

You can't see him, but you can feel him.

what the hell kind of tagline is this

Now You See Him.... Now You're Dead

It's for people who don't yet get the concept of invisible man

You don't want to be around when he goes!

Seeing is Deceiving

Don't Look Now But There's an Invisible Penis on the Loose

Does Invisible Man Poop Cease To Be Invisible Once It Has Exited The Invisible Man? Find Out In This Movie!

The problem is, none of these are as dumb and creepy as You can't see him, but you can feel him

sidenote, but who remembers white dog poop? you never see that any more. it used to look like pompei shits, now it is just a pile of muddy DUMPLINGS!

http://recordsleeves.com/store/catalog/images/3456.JPG

You can't see him, but he can give you a non-consensual backrub.

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

fuckin' terrorists

Caught Having Sex

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

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We had to take porn where we could get it

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

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I was particularly enamored of the lax standards of the PG rating in the '80s.

ok folks

*sits up straight, pays attention*

okay...

5. The Last Starfighter

Ahahaha. That worked for a fraction of a second as I was scrolling down.

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#5

ROBOCOP

Paul Verhoeven
1987
United States
(668 points, 18 votes)

robocop = so much disturbing shit! ed209 blowing away kenny in the boardroom, clarence turning murphy's hand into spaghetti sauce w/ a shotgun, the scenes where robocop first shows up at the police station, "bitches leave", robocop going back to murphy's empty house, emil getting covered w/ toxic waste, etc etc

― moonship journey to baja

Robocop was on this weekend. I had forgotten so much of it.

Like, how the Robocop vs 209 fight segues right into a SUX 6000 commercial with a dinosaur. When I originally saw that and that claymation T-Rex came on, my step-dad was all like "Oh COME ON NOW."

― Pleasant Plains

i was watching robocop last week & ruminating on how most movies would only have 2 characters as hardcore as bob morton & clarence boddicker only robocop is dope enough to have both

― and what

what movie is better than robocop? like on earth

― king of ^ flowers (Whiney G. Weingarten)

Robocop was bogged down by an inexplicable amount of Boddicker-free filler, but I think it's a strong movie even with all that stuff about the metal policeman.

― Telephone thing

POLL Verhoeven

great screencap

omg totes

I've not seen Robocop since the 80s. I should most definitely watch it again soon.