Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I support bringing Brian McDermott to the EPL.

On the other hand faced with Bruce as favourite I'd be happy if Osama bin Laden turned up alive and available for interview.

wolves of the steppes

as a southampton fan, i also support wolves taking mcdermott to the EPL

Scott Dann has described rupturing his testicle as 'more painful than it sounds'.

tbf I'm not sure how much noise rupturing a testicle makes

I'd guess it would go "splorch"

THEO WALCOTT has emerged as a shock target for Chelsea.

And the Arsenal and England winger could even be in line for a shock swap with Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.

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which club has the better clash of deckchairs tho?

I mean it's clearly bollocks, even AVB isn't deluded enough to believe that shipping out top scorer Sturridge in favour of Theo Walcott is the way to rejoin Europe's elite.

clash=class. ffs

sturridge, mata, romeu, ramires are the 4 players I'm pretty sure AVB actually wants. Meireles, Luiz, Cahill will stick around. After that I'm not too sure.

Doubt he's that crazy about Luiz but who would buy him given the amount Chelsea forked out? Suspect that ABV publically calling for the owner to voice his support is some 'lady if you have to ask' shit.

I mean it's clearly bollocks, even AVB isn't deluded enough to believe that shipping out top scorer Sturridge in favour of Theo Walcott is the way to rejoin Europe's elite.

^ this, even tho I think Sturridge is overrated

i find myself rooting ever more strongly for avb the more balls-out his moves against the old guard get

I think he's well into cutting off his nose to spite his face territory now though.

maybe so, last night, but i'm all for it

By the way, Big Sam top of the Championship just in case 'Arry turns down the England job

You see I'd say that on current form alone Ashley Cole deserved to be dropped, the trouble is that the only alternative is Boss Winger playing out of position, which is an indictment of the squad tbh.

is this just a fairly typical team in transition thing (ie. wtf are people expecting, give avb time etc), or do 'the old guard' not trust him and are they really that much of a problem? the old guard being terry, lampard, cole, who else?

Perfect storm of impossible factors - capricious and possibly interfering owner, massive failed transfers, over-mighty and ageing playing staff who don't seem to accept they're past their best, lack of sufficient quality replacements, years of poor recruitment policies coming home to roost - that he's not really making the best of. But I'm not sure anyone could make a decent fist of managing Chelsea right now, would be interesting to see what he can do with an entire summer's worth of transfers under his belt, but there seems to be a mutual collapse of trust.

it's the first kind of exacerbated by the second tho surely abramovich realises he's got to back a manager vs these guys sometime

i thought the friction between manager and senior players was precisely because Abramovich had brought in a manager to usher out the old guard.

I assumed that was kind of AVB's remit.

It was a neat touch of Roman's that the manager looks younger than a lot of his player

Lampard, Terry, Drogba, Cech is the old guard, which I think means senior players with the nerve to fuck things up for avb/Scolari/whoever. Cole is less of a strong personality I think.

Shame Pete doesn't post anymore. he might have been able to cut through some of the bullshit and let us know the deal.

Yeah, he's my most-missed

This is weird and annoying

Sunday, 26 February 2012

13:30 Arsenal vs Tottenham
13:30 Norwich vs Man Utd
15:00 Stoke City vs Swansea

So the Utd game not on TV then? Guess it's on Sunday cos of Europa Lge Thursday (although City seem to be playing tonight for some reason)

oic, it's cos of the Carling Cup. Forgot about that

that stings ;)

well

tbh

missing a utd norwich game hardly seems a great loss

I won't be missing it

Real Fan 2012. This has mutated from follow the team home and away from when I were a lad to track down a stream no matter how crappy and suffer through blurry pictures, freezing screens and incomprehensible commentary.

Or Sopcast for the sophisticates among us.

LOL the Wolves

Curbishley's just a lazy arse, he'll never manage a club again.

Looks like Bruce is simultaneously last-choice and favourite.

At some point soon McCarthy'll come back onto the radar.

Being turned down twice by Alan Curbishley, that's gotta sting

just catching up on motd from a couple of weeks ago. david n'gog's turn and pass to myachi was gorgeous. he's looking a hell of a player, wish we'd kept him.

Morgan out. This is a fucking farce.

Curbishley might be too lazy but we're too fucking cheap, must've been difficult to resist the lure of a 13 week contract and a Raise the Titanic mission.

david n'gog's turn and pass to myachi was gorgeous. he's looking a hell of a player, wish we'd kept him

Unpleasant as the Suarez/Evra affair was, this has got to mark the low point of the season

don't rate him? always thought he had the raw ingredients to be a top player - excellent close control, can hold it up, good awareness, drags players out of position, comfortable with both feet, very skillful (seen some genuine laugh out loud touches from him this season alone), and can create for others and himself. lovely poise and elegance about him too. meant to comment on him after the everton game recently - put through on goal and he somehow shifts his weight on to his left foot to control it and get a shot in early. seems to have a good brain for his age.

i think he's okay but I'm much happier with Bellamy even if it only lasts a couple of seasons tbh

oh yeah bellamy's great. just think ngog's closer to the type of target man i'd like to see us building the team around than say andy carroll.

I dunno, he looked alright for us I guess, but wunderkinder apart you can never tell whether they're going to kick on until they do. Pongolle, Cheyrou, Le Tallec, El Zhar - I wouldn't've said he was ever obviously a class apart from those guys.

My despair is more - we've only just sold him, for not very much, presumably not for bumper wages either. Of course he's going to suddenly become Raul, recently we've had Kuyt up front on his own at times ffs.

true wrt not knowing just how good kids can be. felt he showed much more on a consistent basis than the likes pongolle and le tallec though. real class and composure in high pressure games too, played and scored in the champions league, and that 2nd against man utd at anfield in front of the kop took some guts. not got the figures on me but he had an impressive goals per minute ratio too if i remember correctly. glad to see him doing well anyway, always had a soft spot for him.

incidentally i was at bruno cheyrou's anfield debut against lazio in a pre-season friendly in 2002, the ONE game where he actually did live up to the next zidane hype. seriously amazing.

Leaving it a bit late isn't he? Two goals all season for Bolton isn't exactly going great guns.

could do with more goals aye, generally impressive though. obv when i said i'm glad he's doing well i should've added "as good as can be expected in this bolton team!" he holds it up as well as carroll and already has more strings to his bow.

how good's steven fletcher? saw his clear cut chance coversion stats recently and he's up there with the best in the league. seems to be more than just a goal poacher too.