Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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susie derkins>>>>>>>>>>>whatever they called that wretched helena bonham carter character

horseshoe, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

tbf I first saw Fight Club during my first semester of college, on opening night, in a kind of crappy old theater. A friend who was kind of my movie-going friend wasn't able to make it so I watched it again with him the next night.

I am that guy.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/efeb4dc1b6/jane-austen-s-fight-club

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Fincher apparently made the bathroom scene deliberately homoerotic to throw the audience off as to where the plot was going. I don't actually see it myself. That scene just makes both Jack and Tyler out to be daddy hating whingers - when I saw it my reaction was that Jack had chosen his apartment dwelling Ikea buying lifestyle, no-one was forcing him into it. What today would be labelled '1st World problems'.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

i just feel funny watching movies where i want everyone in the movie to die. feels wrong somehow. that's how i feel about a movie like fight club.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

i've also read interviews where fincher claims or pretends to be completely oblivious to the homosexual subtext of that scene -- to the point of being resentful that the interviewer even broached it.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

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flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

so yeah to follow up on la femme nikita - i guess it has style but can't believe everyone was complaining about jaws not being an action movie or the thing not being an action movie but not saying anything about LFN - there's almost no action in the entire movie.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

'oh, you know that Tyler's worldview is just bullshit, right?'

I'm just not entirely sure that the movie (or Palahniuk) believes that.

I think the movie does (never read the book), or at least everyone I've ever discussed it with has interpreted it this way. The protagonist being mesmerized by Tyler Durden's ideology, then slowly becoming disillusioned with it is like the main story arc of the movie. Still don't think it's a great movie (the two personalities reveal was too literal, and the final scene makes no sense), but you'd have to be a bit stupid not to see that it's critical of Durden.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

Did you guys know that Cronenberg apparently said that an Eastern Promises sequel could be a possibility? Kind of want an entire movie of Viggo as undercover Russian crime guy who beats people up. Like a combination of Eastern Promises and A History of Violence

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

I'm still going to complain that the original Shaft (or any other key blaxploitation movies) isn't on here.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, should've voted for Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song... That one is definitely an action movie in the literal sense of the word, since the second half of it consists of nothing but the protagonist running through various locations. (Not a great date movie though, as I found out.)

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

I think the movie does (never read the book), or at least everyone I've ever discussed it with has interpreted it this way. The protagonist being mesmerized by Tyler Durden's ideology, then slowly becoming disillusioned with it is like the main story arc of the movie. Still don't think it's a great movie (the two personalities reveal was too literal, and the final scene makes no sense), but you'd have to be a bit stupid not to see that it's critical of Durden.

― Tuomas, Monday, February 20, 2012 2:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is true, but the movie isn't exactly a consistent critique of anything. it ultimately makes clear that tyler's philosophies are A) fascist and B) a device that the protagonist uses to protect himself from emotional commitment, but it spends a lot more time making tyler and his ideas alluring than it does dismantling them. i like the dissonance, cuz pat answer message movies are almost always awful.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

I liked Fight Club a lot, but this may be related to seeing it when it was a first-run box office failure and before it became a message movie for confused alterna-bros.

On the other hand, it can't be denied that it is nowhere close to Fincher's masterpiece, The Game, which is as deep and reticent as FC is ultimately shallow and superficial.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

xpost contdr: I read that as 'answer machine movies' lol

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

alterna-bros.

fixed

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

idk imo the game was kind of woeful

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

thank god bros have moved on to worse movies with less content, like boondock saints

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

This, I thought, was a really good look at one way in which the visuals of Fight Club undercut what's being discussed on screen, in the "pick a fight with a stranger" scene.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

a guy was doing work on our house and i showed him my room full of records he said "so is this your man club?" hahaha! i think he meant man cave. i blame man cave phenomena on fight club. pretty easy to blame lots of things on fight club.

― scott seward, Monday, February 20, 2012 4:46 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

there's a bunch of women who stan for Boondock Saints too. Very weird.

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Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

I have never seen Boondock Saints.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

it's prob worth catching but there's bits of it are cringe

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

Fight Club, like its latter-day counterpart Inception, is the sum total of its wasted talent.

I missed the title of the post and immediately thought "this is the kind of objective statement you'd get in academia." Works pretty well as taught, yup.

I cringe at most anyone taking Palahniuk books as anything other than pulp novelties, but the other movie adaptation I'm aware of -- Choke -- has some pretty funny moments and gains a lot from the casting.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

I pretty much can't stand Boondock Saints from the opening minute. But yeah, a lot of women like it, too.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

re students if it's not boondock saints it's that zooey deschanel movie whose name i forget

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Boondock Saints is not "worth catching". Your life will be worse for having seen it

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Number None is my friend

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

There really could be a long list of "movies influenced by Tarantino that somehow managed to miss what people found appealing in his films."

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

you're just mad cos they've got quasi-donegal accents at various points iirc

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

Kind of fucking astounded that anyone is taking Fight Club as uncomplicatedly cheering on Tyler!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

i think guys just like the graphic, initially unsentimental violence in F.C.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

Fincher's masterpiece, The Game, which is as deep and reticent as FC is ultimately shallow and superficial.

god, the game is just the worst fuckn movie. such a wonderfully nonsensical thrill ride for an hour or so, but such a colossal mess at the end. panic room is likewise terrible. dude's definitely had his ups and downs.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

i like fight club becuz pixies duh

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

IMO everyone should watch Boondock Saints just so they can fully enjout the making of/hitjob doc "Overnight" abt the jackass who wrote and directed it

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Fight Club is the best movie ever set in Delaware.

Jeff, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

you guys should fight it out on the fight club thread.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

I always assumed Fight Club was set in Chicago

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

can we go back to the "bunch of women" who like boondock saints thing. who is this "bunch"

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

^^ "Overnight" had out of sync audio on netflix streaming, I need to see if they ever fixed that

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know, Matt! I have met several, but it's always been friends-of-friends at parties. They are often evangelizing this film.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i would say the Boondock Saints stans i have encountered IRL or via social media are pron 50/50 male/female

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

the game sucked imo

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't see The Game until years after its release and it's just ehhhh... it has a few moments.

They fool you by casting Michael Douglas and Sean Penn

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

overnight is on youtube.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

boondock saints is the biggest p.o.s., it's kind of a litmus test.

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

they fool you into thinking its a movie.

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scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

like one of the few movies that if you like it, i question your judgment completely.

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

panic room isnt terrible! its fun

re students if it's not boondock saints it's that zooey deschanel movie whose name i forget

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, February 20, 2012 5:41 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

500 days of summer?

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

IMO everyone should watch Boondock Saints just so they can fully enjout the making of/hitjob doc "Overnight" abt the jackass who wrote and directed it

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, February 20, 2012 5:48 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

thats a great doc

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)


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