Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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Fight Club == parody of the mindvalley thread

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

it certainly has some action scenes...

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

after halfway point its just a ride

( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

i liked seven and panic room. didn't like the game or fight club. did not see zodiac or ben button. alien 3 is my fave of his.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

zods is totes a great flick

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah people like it

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

i wish Judgement Night was nominated

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

adventures in babysitting was robbed.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Is The Goonies an action movie?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

action/adventure/goonierific

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

if blade runner fits in here, history of violence should too. that movies is for all time.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

so i think if i read it correctly i voted for 29 movies and 12 are on the final list. that's almost half almost. so far.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

HoV fits a lot more, and it is awesome as hell.

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

i lied. 13 have made the final list so far.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

history of violence is scary! i liked it a bunch. i'm kinda good with 90% of all cronenberg.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

"what is an action movie" is a beautiful wittgensteinian conundrum btw. everybody uses the term but it's difficult to define what it means. if i had to pick a textual definition it'd be a film whose major appeal (to whom? implied by marketing only? actual audiences?) is its scenes of violent destruction and aggressive movement.

i also wonder if what we mean when we talk about "action movies" in the american sense has something to do with technology (cars, guns, etc.) which would rule out a lot of hong kong films which are more about hand-to-hand combat, the supernatural, etc.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language-game)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Fight Club is too gay for you guys

OR IS IT

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

IT IS.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

I wish it was much, much gayer.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

fight club is one of those films i'd be inclined to revisit if the nature of its appeal to so many folks didn't seem so dubious. i'd need some distance from it (in the form of time) before i could probably assess it fairly.

TBQF i'm not a big fincher stan anyway. we've been through this before, but although i'm not really sold on the auteur/metteur en scene distinction, i think explaining fincher as a metteur en scene makes a lot of sense. he applies a lot of creativity and craft to scripts which run the gamut from pretty great to pretty bad.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Fight Club just annoys the hell out of me. Needs more gay.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

feel the same way about scorsese btw

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

xpost ha

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

also true

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

fight club is dumb. unless you are a stoner college student. then its friggin' brilliant.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

What's a "metteur en scene"?

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda wanted my money back after i saw The Game. i was conned. i should have called the cops.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, I gotta agree that Fincher's movies shine or stink on the strength of their scripts (which IIRC he doesn't write). For example, Benjamin Button looked gorgeous and was masterfully directed, but the plot was just boring and pointless, so it was not a good movie.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

i guess i need to watch ronin again. oddly, I have no memory of it - though I did see it in lolcollege, so there is probably a good reason for that.

Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

fincher's like the nu-ridley scott but i think rids is better, like even the past decade he's made a couple of stone-cold epics that i oft view w/a strong drink in hand followed by a post-screening rumination. kingdom of heaven should have found a place on my ballot (and maybe this poll!)

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that Fight Club became this aspirational message movie that supposedly tapped into some huge feeling of disenfranchisement was just a huge facepalm to me. Like, really? THAT movie speaks to you?
And the whole unreliable narrator thing annoys the fuck out of me, at least with this movie.
I'd rather something that's ballsout batshit right-wing crazy aspirational, like Red Dawn, than some made up 'maybe it is real, maybe it isn't' crap. the wishy-washyness really bugged me. the whole thing bugged me.

all of it annoyed me except meatloaf, basically.

end rant.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, fight club seemed crazy dumb to me when it came out. i think sometimes i don't understand movies, though.

horseshoe, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

I love Fincher, so hating Fight Club should pain me. but it so doesn't.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

What's a "metteur en scene"?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 20, 2012 3:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It means he's like Michael Mann

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are breaking the first rule abt fight club

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

i think the paluhnik thing works best as kinda high concept gross-out clive barker in lit clothing but if you try to get all heavy and existential with me i ain't having it.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

For me the problem with Fight Club is that it's most vocal stans seem to have completely missed the point of the film.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

and speaking of clive barker and david cronenberg, everyone should have voted for nightbreed. action-packed!

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

If FC was not held up to be more than it is, it wouldn't annoy me half as much

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

BAKULA ~ O'CONNOR ~ JANSSEN

Clive Barker's
LORD OF ILLUSIONS

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

i would have voted for that, maybe.

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

For me the problem with Fight Club is that it's most vocal stans seem to have completely missed the point of the film.

I dunno, I'm not convinced that the vocal stans have it wrong or that Fight Club is self-critical of the ideology that guides the movie as much some people think.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

everyone should have voted for nightbreed. action-packed!

plus it features cronenberg as a therapist/serial killer!

Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are breaking the first rule abt fight club

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, February 20, 2012 4:35 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aloh

max, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

bummed that ilx doesn't consider 'no country for old men' and action flick

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

a guy was doing work on our house and i showed him my room full of records he said "so is this your man club?" hahaha! i think he meant man cave. i blame man cave phenomena on fight club. pretty easy to blame lots of things on fight club.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxp the central idea of the film is that 'you don't have to be a corporate doormat, but at the same time, you don't have to destroy civilisation to do that'. Aside from that the film is a satire, of consumerism, corporations, advertising, self help groups, and even of the ideology Durden spouts (which is no different really to the other self help ideologies featured).

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Driving Miss Daisy action flick y/n

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)


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