Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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I like Minority Report a lot, but I've seen it so many times that it's kind of like wallpaper at this point. :(

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

no Hero either

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Never mind. I was thinking of Collateral.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

the first Lethal Weapon is a stone cold classic. i didnt think it would place high, but i did think it would be on the list

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

"but still a legitimate choice unlike blade runner because at least its viscerally exciting."

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

I thought LW would place too and said as much the other day. Somehow I doubt it'll be in the top 5 though.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

yeah scott that chase is alright. its not great but its alright. the one at the end is mondo boring and drags on way too long though. and thats it, thats all the action in the movie. get outta here with that shit

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Considering what we've put together as the likely top 5, it most definitely won't place.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure I will have a childish tantrum if there's no LW

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

tantrum = ie stompy little girl in Goonies "I want my bike! I want my bike"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

The absence of First Blood is gonna be a bummer.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Nor House of...

FLYING DAGGERS.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

The lack of Zhang Ziyi up in this poll is a solemn grievance.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno, i always found blade runner viscerally exciting. even when people weren't doing anything. just the whole vibe is exciting to me.

man, i can't imagine watching one of the lethal weapon movies. the same with top gun. i was thinking of beverly hills cop and it occurred to me that i really don't need to see any eddie murphy movie ever again. unless i had never seen them. then i might watch one. and then never watch it again.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like LW or Top Gun, at all, but I'm surprised they missed the list. I like the first Rambo a lot, but I'm not surprised it's not here.

Almost think '80s action deserves it own poll: LW 1+2 Beverly Hills Cop, Rambo II, etc. Lots of Arnold and Sly and Dolph and JCVD, and Jackie Chan, et al.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

If no LW / First Blood: what kinda commie-pinko action poll is this anyway? :)

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Give it up, grrl. It's not looking good.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

i really don't need to see any eddie murphy movie ever again.

48HRS is pretty good. The rest of his movies I don't feel the need to see again.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

Trading Places and Coming to America are ALL TIME, but neither is an action film

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

Coming to America rules.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

do you really feel the need to revisit trading places or coming to america though?

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, typically once a year or so.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Children of Men is a movie about what happens when people find out they really are going to experience the end of humanity, only there's no rapture and no bombs.

xp a million times to the CoM comments

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Actually now it's been mentioned, I feel like watching Coming To America again.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

I could stand to see Trading Places again - I have never felt that Coming to America had much to offer me.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

i would totally watch any marginal bruce willis or arnold or sly movie if it were on t.v. the sight of arsenio and eddie would make me switch the channel really fast.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

IMO the worst parts of BLADE RUNNER are the action sequences.

CHILDREN OF MEN is pretty great. it's so visceral. a lot of my students said they could barely finish it they were so upset. i saw it with my mom and she was really upset and mad at me that i made her watch it. (in my defense, i had no idea how visceral it was going to be.)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

this is hypothetical. we no longer have cable. just netflix...

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

it's my own fault for not voting.
*kicks dirt*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Noooo, Scott!!! I mean, I don't own CtA but every couple years or so I'll watch it if I happen to click past it on tv. It's still pretty funny.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Guys, I somehow forgot that Samuel L. Jackson had been in a Die Hard film and watched that one yesterday, and I think we need to revisit this premise and make it more over-the-top

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

i liked children of men a lot. very good at capturing that panicky feeling i get when i'm having a nightmare while sleeping. being chased. being somewhere unsafe.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

CoM great for the mycocaine

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XPh1N7PTcjk/Sv9nZCcIUqI/AAAAAAAAAn0/wWf8XHeGhrk/s320/soulglo_cov.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

I watch LW at least once or twice a year, always watch Beverly Hills Cop & 48 Hrs if they're on tv...haven't seen First Blood in a while tho.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

or sly movie if it were on t.v.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51e92fPVTgL._SX500_.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

would watch.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

:D

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

CoM great for the mycocaine

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, February 20, 2012 2:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

irl lols

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Die Hard, Raiders, Robocop, Aliens, T2

Even if I didn't vote for Raiders (for reasons stated upthread), I'm totally okay with this top 5, the other 4 were in my top 20. It's worth noting that they were all made within a 10 year period. 1982 - 1991 (from Conan to T2) is probably the most "classic" era of modern Hollywood action (and unsurprisingly it roughly coincides with the Reagan/Bush era), when the conventions and cliches of the genre were set in place. T2 could be seen as the last big Hollywood actioner of that era, after that the most successful 90s examples of the genre were either deconstructions (The Last Action Hero) or comedies (True Lies, Bad Boys), until The Matrix reconstructed action from a different point of view.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

the most successful 90s examples of the genre were either deconstructions (The Last Action Hero)

whaaaat

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

You don't think The Last Action Hero is a deconstruction of action movie cliches?!

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

kinda funny that jean reno will likely have more movies in the top 10 than arnold or bruce

max, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol like The Last Action Hero wasn't a comedy

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think The Last Action Hero is successful.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

maybe the question is whether that film was successful!

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

never mind, beaten to punchline

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Somebody used the term "actioner" and made the bile rise, and then it wasn't even an American, and that made the bile go all over my monitor.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgrLI5XbgYY

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think The Last Action Hero is successful.

Sorry, maybe "successful" was a bad word, what I meant was that after T2 80s style action began to seem passe, and most of the big action movies of the 1990s (i.e. expensive movies made by big studios with big stars) weren't "straight" action in the Commando/Rambo/Die Hard mold anymore.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)


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