Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

lol
http://www.theonion.com/articles/moviegoers-not-interested-in-hearing-what-is-isnt,27388/

can't wait for T2 to place. all shotguns should be 1. carried in a rose box and 2. reloaded by spinning them around your finger

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo),

I know this is a little late, but dayo, will you be my valentine.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FAsUT6FePU/SjSvD7oR06I/AAAAAAAAA1U/crWXr4EwNTo/s400/t2.jpg

~* tear *~

(of joy)

To Live & Die In LA just started on tv...yay! I've never seen it before!

prepare yrself imo

hope yr sofa has seatbelts

a movie is either well-made or badly made, nothing more, etc

The 'etc' is the key bit of the above.

Most films that make it to the cinema are 'well-made' in a boring kid of manner I suppose - but the types of content, for one, are of a variety: so w/Dirty Harry the good content are the action-y bits that are worth youtubing and the bad is the right-wing claptrap that surrounds it.

Not worth moving anywhere, its just some 'light' filler before the end of the poll tomorrow.

xpost Edward III - my collar is fully popped for this

take out the etc, then, go full wilde. A movie is either well-made or badly-made, and nothing more.

Too late! :-)

one of my greatest cinematic joys is showing folks TLADILA for the first time.

foiled by an extracetera

re: TLADILA, the character arc for Chance in this film (w/r/t viewer perception, what we're allowed to discover) is pretty singular as compared to other films i've seen w/similar morality.

w/characters of similar morality

Post #15 today!

Just to mess with the workweek-only crowd a little...

hasn't he given you enough?

pppbbbbtttthhhhh

i'll give you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh8KnmRvqd0

thanking u

also in UK tv news - Collateral is on Channel 4 tonight preceded by, um, Under Siege 2

holy shit i gotta see that rothrock/yeoh movie

so many ridiculous plotholes and developments in 'collateral'...

haha true. i still think that having a cab driver actually manage to kill a professional killer, all the while protecting some hot chick he drove around before is bullshit. but i don't really care cos the movie is fun. also, love the fact that STATHAM! is in this but just for a few seconds.

holy shit i gotta see that rothrock/yeoh movie

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, February 19, 2012 7:41 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IIRC the premise is really, really ridiculous but it is egregiously entertaining. righting wrongs is another good rothrock movie from HK.

corey yuen gets some flack from "hardcore" kung-fu dudes for indulging in "wire-fu" but i think he's a total master. that clip above is a great example. the editing is precisely choreographed with the action.

if you haven't, y'all need to see the legend a.k.a. fong sai-yuk w/ jet li.

xpost

haha STATHAM! should ALWAYS be in ALL CAPS and with an exclamation! mark! at the end.

srsly folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1QuGQPJg8

that's a good example of "wire-fu" but isn't it great?

All these clips from today are.

i know. the jet li flaunts it even more, though.

xp Dunno who's in it but it's directed by Walter Hill. I will take Alfred's word and watch.

well?

watched la femme Nikita, it's boring as shit.

replace your eyes

I feel like rewatching it after seeing Colombiana last night.

Okay TLADILA is awesome. Goddamn that is one nihilistic motherfucker of a movie.

A+ car chase, with the train and all, damn. Also glad they did it no-music, love that shit.

friedkin is def king of awesome car chases. between the one in french connection and tladila, he really knew how to handle those well. first time i watched french connection i was really impressed with the chase so i watched that scene again with the commentary. iirc friedkin was saying that they shot that scene in real traffic (not on a blocked street) and that at one point you actually see a car having an accident or almost.

(hides) I haven't seen French Connection. I will remedy that shortly.

really hope french connection makes top 10

that car chase is one of the best ever

i'm watching SPEED for the first time since it came out and i was a pretentious teebage fuck who couldnt enjoy "dumb" movies

this movie is so great!!!

teebage fuck

I am going to try to watch Speed tomorrow, I think.

now if only friedkin had directed it

man, Friedkin-Speed wd be amazeballs

oops theres a section of the freeway missing guess we gotta jump it

vegemite you gotta watch CRUISING now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x3infcAtfs

that car chase is one of the best ever

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, February 19, 2012 9:36 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

if not thee best ever, though crap tarantino flick comes awful damn close

i hope you don't mean Death Proof
>:(

gr080 I will def check out Cruising

i do! death proof is a shit movie, but the chase scene is all time

cruising is a different kind of "action movie"

Kind of wish that Michelle Yeoh clip wasn't sped up so fast. :I

what about sorcerer?!