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if u want to read other racist things on the internet, 8t07mf70nt is full of it

― Mordy, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does that say pitchfork

― bnw, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

Ha I meant to post that one earlier.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

Edited for brevity. Good long laugh, though.

god. i was dating * briefly * a girl in the fall who was trying to tell me what a great book Fountainhead is.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
She was into the freaky butt stuff, wasn't she
― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

if mlk were alive today he would def have a laser pointer and a headset and the freakeconomics guys would help him figure out new smartphone apps w/ which we can defeat racism

― iatee, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:34 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

mlkvalley

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

"I Am The Resurrection And The Life. No Man Comes To the Father Except By Me. Why Isn't There A White History Month? Mom, update my blog, tell them I'm sick"

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

...perhaps that needed its context to be funny, not sure (racist crazylady on is this racist thread)

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

that last sentence just slays me

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

there was one teenager in america who knew who the libertines was, I met him once

― iatee, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha that's the second time I've been excelsiored this week w/ a typo in my post :(

― iatee, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

the libertines might as well just be one person for all I know

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

in high school, my best friend, whose pedantry remains unparalleled, would have told you that "who the Libertines was" is correct & would happily have explained to you why

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

yeah I guess it's up in the air but it does sound bad

― iatee, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

if u want to read other racist things on the internet, 8t07mf70nt is full of it

― Mordy, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:42 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does that say pitchfork

― bnw, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:43 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

echo..

― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

The cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if Verhoeven agreed to direct the scene naked, which he did.[2]

respect

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahaha "Don't throw me in the briar patch!"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

beautiful

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

my bad

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

and i could vote for that awesome vampire movie that is in alaska in the dark in the snow. loved that one.

me too! think it's called 30 days in alaska or something

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Days of Night

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah that's not it

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 dark days?

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

The Wicker Man: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:27 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

that one made my roommate come out and say "clearly something out here is funny"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

a+ goole

― da croupier, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

dying. DYING.

― trivial fursuit (m bison), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

Terminator 2's "I am keeler robot who awnly shewts to vound" makes it the ideal Obamafan action crapper.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:10 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

ash wednesday in 2 hours. i've got it marked on my calendar

― Mordy, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

that's morbius in a pithy, incomprehensible nutshell

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

will send u 5000 words 'splainin that, am

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol, no you won't

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't read it anyhow

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

he's like a fortune cookie factory staffed entirely by uptight, reactionary lefties

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, The Nation sucks. got a gift subscription once.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

i grew up reading the nation but when i try it now it mostly feels very self-righteous and smug. there's usually one or two good articles per issue though.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

Okay ams. Go ahead. Poll it again. Poll it again. You're the ace film man, poll it again. It's a simple list, just poll it again. Poll what you say! Poll it again! Poll it again!! Two polls, ballots come through here, polls cancel other out. Oh my? Where'd you learn that?

― omar little, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― watercooler challenge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

so peter weller is a doctoral candidate in renaissance art at ucla now apparently. someone i was talking to went to a lecture there on the homoerotics of michelangelo without looking at the name of who was speaking and was kind of surprised to walk in and the guy who is speaking is robocop

― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:33 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

we've all been there

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― markers, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

"Thank you for your ~~co-operation~~ dissertation."

― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin' terrorists

― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caught Having Sex

― max, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We had to take porn where we could get it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

This = brilliant

― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

Who are they? The URL doesn't help.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alicia Keys (shame on you, Tuomas) + Gerry Adams (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pic was taken from the front, that's why I didn't recognize her.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

L&G, Tuomas in two.

― Mark G, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

should i write an email to deli express asking if they are using free range mechanically separated chickens y/n

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

can't tell if Tuomas is in humor mode or Tuomas mode

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:12 (2 hours ago) Permalink

THAT'S THE MAGIC

― markers, Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:18 (2 hours ago) Permalink

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Schrodinger's Tuomas

― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

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