Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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(FWIW, I don't dislike Morbs. He's just like some precocious little kid who constantly makes me roll my damn eyes and sigh exasperatedly. Drives me nuts but I can't stay mad at him.)

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

i hate myself for not voting in this poll.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

you should

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

Predator is the high-water mark and there'll be no Lethal Weapon / Point Break / Top Gun / Under Siege.

"Point Break" placed today and I fully expect "Lethal Weapon" and "Top Gun" in the top 10.

I also hate myself for not voting in this poll, there is no way "Terminator" and "NxNW" should have missed the top 10.

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

i know, i do too.

and myself.

xps

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

i guess i'm not super invested in film threads but i cannot fathom not digging morbz trolling steez as a super high level internet bit

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxxxp the first porn you were ever IN some dude?

piscesx, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

how many points did voters have to divvy out?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how many people actually voted.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

I think Dr. M is delightful.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

i rilly hope top gun and lethal weapon aren't top ten. then i might have to pull a morbz.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

50 points to the top one xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

the second porn i was in was called Pisces XXX, as it happens

CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

I sort of figured that they will be if only because they haven't shown up yet and you know they're going to.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

err xpost

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

mel in road warrior everything i love in life mel in lethal weapon everything i don't love.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

again we are moving from action into "action"

a porn poll could be very funny

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

I have a soft spot for LW.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

waitaiminnit

http://i.imgur.com/OBk0C.gif

what is this person saying?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

i hate myself for not voting in this poll.

I do, too. (Dammit google got there already.)

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

GOOLE.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

'morbzturbation'?

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Morbs is a lovely curmudgeon. Besides, the Muppets wouldn't be be half as fun without Statler & Waldorf's lame takedowns.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol google

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

what is this person saying?

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, February 17, 2012 2:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

god damn bugs wacked us johnny

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

I want to watch starshipp troopers rn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's some kinda smart bug

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Starship Troopers is pretty rad. So cheese but so A+ with its effects and fighting sequences.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's kinda perfect. in its way.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

Starship Troopers is like 5th Element in that my wife will be excited to watch it and i'm fine w/ in theory (like i don't just dismiss it because it's "dumb") but i don't actually get any enjoyment out of seeing it.

CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

god damn bugs wacked us johnny

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, February 17, 2012 1:19 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it looked like 'menstruation' to me

but thank you

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

my work today will not allow for more reveals, but i'll unleash the top 15 with a vengeance on monday. btw morbs voted and his #1 was indeed timecop.

omar little, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Another I haven't seen. For some reason I just assumed I wouldn't like it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

Timecock was the name of my third oh nevermind

CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

wrt starship troopers

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

tried watching starship troopers once, got about 15 minutes in and turned it off, never went back

maybe I just don't get late stage verhoeven

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

Hey OL,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9gvydsSA1r4ej6wo1_500.gif

From,

Everyone

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

otm; omar should run all film polls, maybe the world.

horseshoe, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

tried watching starship troopers once, got about 15 minutes in and turned it off, never went back

^^^ didn't help that I'd read the book first, which is much much better.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol ENBB, also: otm

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

poll is great for sure, my only complaint is the ilx quotes are so old and are all by tombot

lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

E, you should try Starship Troopers.
It absolutely fits the thread title, and is a lolfest imo.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

aMAAAAAAYzing gif enbb

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

I remember going with a buddy to see Starship Troopers the night it opened and just having the greatest freaking time. By the time it got to the flamethrower bug burning the dude's arm off I knew we were viewing a classic for the ages.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

also why is kill bill so high

lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Starship Troopers is amazing--EVERYBODY gets a horrible end in that one. Also the lighting is so weird.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

people who don't love starship troopers...i don't allow them in my house.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

didn't help that I'd read the book first, which is much much better.

find it baffling that anyone could find Heinlein's painfully earnest fascism superior to Verhoeven's bitter satire

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

idk if the heinlein book is better really! i read it in middle school so who knows. all i remember is the main character getting stressed out about his math homework.

i take it the movie is about fascism while the books i just kind of fascist.

xp heh

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

Casper Van Dien is like a walking lol forever and always

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)


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