Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

yeah it looks very sad and possibly injured? i dunno, just a weird thing to have all over such a huge dating site i feel like.

seems absolutely appropriate to me

i think ok computer every time i see okc, but i used to be that guy so

http://i.imgur.com/0c5v3.png

HELLOOOOO ZS. I HAVE FOUND MATCHES FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU :/

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT REGRETS??

o I AM OVERWHELMED BY THEM CONSTANTLY
o I TRY TO ESCAPE MY REGRETS BUT THEY ARE AROUND EVERY CORNER LIKE DEMONS
o REGRETS?! WHAT REGRETS?! WHY WOULD I HAVE REGRETS?!!? OH MAAAAN I'M FALLING APART AGAIN!!

HOW IMPORTANT IS THE OTHER PERSON'S ANSWER TO THIS?

o not important at all
o kind of important
o mandatory

I was thinking... OK Cupid -> OK Computer -> Radiohead -> Paranoid Android -> sad robot?
brilliant!
xps
lol
xp
lol

http://i.imgur.com/0c5v3.png

HELLOOOOO ZS. I HAVE FOUND MATCHES FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU :/

This made me do a very embarrasing loud laugh.

he sort of is a lost futurama character

He's a bit like Robot 1-X

http://i.imgur.com/0c5v3.png

ATTRACTIVE FEMALES WHO WANT TO CHAT AND ALSO MEET IRL = DOES NOT COMPUUUUUTE :\

Hahah now I am going to feel sad(der) every time I log on there!

http://i.imgur.com/0c5v3.png

I WISH I COULD HEEEEEELLLP :\

ok i'm done

*claps*

i would post citizenkane.gif but certain ilx threads have called into question the meaning of that clap, and i mean my clap earnestly

Haha. I get that with *golf clap* - does that mean earnest "well done sir" or sarky "nice one lad".

now i am imagining this guy's antennae as arms he is sadly unable to clap with
http://i.imgur.com/0c5v3.png

APPLAUSE MALFUNCTIOOOOON :\

Hahahahahaha

sorry you're draggin' mooks.
holla at me when you're in NYC and i'll buy you a drink and commiserate

oh god between emily's great epiphany of name association and gr80's robot funnies I'm dying over here

Oh lordy, the guy I've been talking to and I have mutual friends. Mutual friends who post on ilx *coffs*.

i hope it's not anyone i know

well actually i don't mind at all if it is

It is, actually, ha.

Well so it would appear, in any case. I think I'm gonna not discuss it frther tho lest I jinx things.

I just webmailed u

ooh

Emailed my date from last week to see about scheduling a second date. Suggeseted a movie - usually a bad idea on second date (not enough talking time) but I feel movie-starved.

Trayce, that's exciting! and nerve-racking! ZS - I am speechless with admiration at your cool persistence - have you scheduled yet?

it'll be saturday. :-/ little nervous, little nervous!

bar? which one? no don't tell me, temptation to schedule mine for same bar too great

Sigh why do ppl stay on okc and reply to messages when theyre already seeing someone :( I feel like a skittle I get set up and knocked down so often.

haha, well it will be brunch somewhere in dupont, i think, still not sure where, we're actually talking about that now

Should I go out for a drink tonight with someone who just referred to me as "a total babe"?

why would you not?

yes, although if it was "babe n a half" it would have been an improvement in my book

"total babe"... hmm. I guess LL is otm, but it doesn't sound like he's the love of your life?

(not that it needs to be)

who cares if he is the love of her life?! live large, laurelita!

Yeah, okay! You're right, LL.

by the way, critical update, the thing with girl i was totally stoked about went really well this afternoon! definitely going to be seeing her again soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

lol

ZS did she think your scar was teh cuet? :)

nah, we barely talked about it, actually. she said she didn't notice it until i pointed it out. but yeah, she's very cuet and v v intelligent. it was nice to tell a few anecdotes and have the other person actually smile and laugh! that sounds so stupid, but the last few okc things i've been on have been like talking to dr. stoic

ppl not reacting to anecdotes is the worst feeling

yeah, plus i mean it's a date, i'm busting out some of the best anecdotes i can think of. these are the anecdotes that have survived natural conversational selection to rise to the top of the memory pool, and i can't even get a "hmmph".

Good for you, ZS! My two-weeks-ago date hasn't replied to my message re a second date yet...

i am still only lurking okc.

still don't think babes in this town have figured out its ok to okc yet

these are the anecdotes that have survived natural conversational selection to rise to the top of the memory pool, and i can't even get a "hmmph".

This made me giggle, the idea of conversational darwinism haha.

And I mean really, how rude does someone have to be to not respond to a story? Even if you are bored spitless its polite to at least look interested, gah it isnt that hard.

I'm back. It was mildly pleasant.