Which film critics do you trust (if any?)

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if you wanted me to stick to your text, Morbs, I would have asked why you had a black-and-hispanic vs. white-and-asian axis

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

what are TV values?

i think the main function of tv is familiarity. seeing the same faces and personalities every week or day.

What are cinematic values?

not sure...

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

i don't really care about how great the sopranos is or isn't, but i do know that it has two actors who interest me far more than anyone in goodfellas

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

lorraine bracco and michael imperioli?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Michael Imperioli was in Goodfellas.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

So was Lorraine Bracco.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

(Falco and Gandolfini)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

I would have asked why you had a black-and-hispanic vs. white-and-asian axis

Take that crap back to the kitchen, it's underdone.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

haha nobody got gear's joke

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

i got it. i don't especially like anyone in the sopranos who isn't Falco or Gandolfini. Steve Van Zandt, yes, but I suppose the reason he spends most of his time sulking (somewhat operatically) in the corner is that he isn't the world's greatest actor.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) did you get mine?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

the acting on the show is mostly pretty crap, the best stuff admittedly is the domestic scenes w/tony and carmela

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

gear i am usually so with you but on the sopranos i'm afraid you're dead wrong.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amerika.nl/politiek/images/history/deel1/burrduel.GIF

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

So, slocks, what do YOU think of film criticism as a dying art (?) form?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

honestly i'm trying to think of some going critics i dig right now and i'm drawing a blank

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

to be fair I'm doing the same thing about music and stage reviews too, so I guess singling out the film critic is disingenuous.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

is 'trust' really that relevant factor wrt film criticism? i mean, the cost is similar to that of a cd, but you're buying an experience, not an object. and you may enjoy the process of movie-going regardless of the content.

anyway, film much less important to me than music, but if i want to get a sense of what's good, i'll mostly look to rosenbaum for the gut-check, with the understanding that his sensibility isn't precisely the same. i'll go to arguably closer-in-sensibility ebert for a clearer sense of what the experience of the movie is like, and what it is 'about', with the belief that there are certain kinds of films he just doesn't get.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

there's definitely more music writers i like than film writers at this point, mostly thanks to ilm.

i wonder if there's an alternate reality movie-oriented ilx out there somewhere where all the music discussions suck

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

or, perhaps i should say, there are certain kinds of films in which he is less willing than i to find something

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

the best critic i've read isn't a music or film critic, but probably jonathan gold, who is a restaurant critic for la weekly

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Ebert is always an entertaining writer, even when I disagree with him vehemently (seriously, dude, not ALL Anime is good, and do you really have to give at least 2 stars to any film with boobies?)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Tom Carson's columns about TV in the Voice were better than maybe any film criticism going now.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Why did the Voice basically demolish its film section anyhow? That was like my final straw with even bothering with that paper.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

"Tom Carson's columns about TV in the Voice were better than maybe any film criticism going now."

You could probably strike "film" from that sentence and still be OTM.

― Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

"Why did the Voice basically demolish its film section anyhow?"

New Times hates intelligent crit. And paying writers.

― Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

around the time they handed the music section over to suburban bloggers?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

snap

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about trust/don't trust (is it really relevant? and if so, I don't trust Medved or Reed or any of those types), but as far as must-reads, yeah, Ebert because he's always entertaining (although his "Oh noes teh handguns!" review of American Gun was just off; pretty much everyone at Slate, because they cut through a lot of overrated bullshit; Rosenbaum once in a while; Manohla Dargis, and that's about it.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I haven't read the full Cheshire piece yet and obviously that quote alone needs some unpack, but if you do away with the (always fuzzy) art/entertainment distinction that Ally rightfully complains about, I don't think it's particularly controversial to say that film aesthetics (and I don't mean the "film" distinction to mean "better" or "more artistic" or whatever, but simply the film medium, preferably seen projected as such probably in a theater) differs from television aesthetics (which isn't nessesarily the same thing as video aesthetics)and that there has been (for a number of years) an encrochment of the television aesthetic in to film and maybe that's not such a great a thing.

That's pretty vague and maybe not very useful until it's qualified more specifically (which I'm not up to at the moment and might have a hard time articulating). It's also a pretty complicated issue and has a lot to do with the the equally complicated issues of watching films on DVD or video and speaking about them as film.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

"The success of films like 'Crash' and 'Syriana' represent the creeping erosion of cinematic values by television values.

This is such an ancient claim.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I mean seriously...2006 is when television values started to creep into cinema. 2006.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

the best critic i've read isn't a music or film critic, but probably jonathan gold, who is a restaurant critic for la weekly

Gear totally OTM there.

― The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Zwan, if you read through to Cheshire's 1999 piece, he dates it all the way back to Jaws in 1975, but even then I think he's late by a decade or more.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I think it all went wrong when Cinerama didn't take off.

― In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Matthew Zoller Seitz: "TV has not produced an Antonioni or Wong Kar-Wai, but there are little Howard Hawkses running around all over the place."

That said, Hawks is a major blind spot for me. Of the handful I've seen, only Gentlemen Prefer Blondes does anything for me.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

antonioni and wong kar-wai would need to hop to it a bit if they worked in TV and i don't know if their temperaments could handle that.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm not really surprised that most of the critics I named as being favorites two years ago on this thread are mostly no longer favorites.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

antonioni and wong kar-wai would need to hop to it a bit if they worked in TV and i don't know if their temperaments could handle that.

Either of them could crank out hour-long vignettes that don't really go anywhere but pack a punch all the same. This would neither confirm nor dispute the point of the thread.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Thursday, 13 April 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)

I am the most objective movie reviewer on the internet.
google: objective movie reviews

― shieldforyoureyes, Thursday, 13 April 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

walter monheit, peoples

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, produced by Jim Henson (New Line) [four monocles]
Walter Monheit says: “Terrapinrific! A snapping good yarn! Dontello is the thinking man’s Stallone!"

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 13 April 2006 06:13 (twenty years ago)

And if we don't make some kind of distinction between "cinema" and "movies," people will almost always assume you're talking about the Queen Latifah-The Rock spectrum rather than the Nicole Holofcener-Tsai ming-Liang one. (see every ILE film thread ever)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), April 12th, 2006.

it's YOU who's on the kool-aid, man. fuck a t m-l.

Matthew Zoller Seitz: "TV has not produced an Antonioni or Wong Kar-Wai, but there are little Howard Hawkses running around all over the place."

this is really quite amusing because WONG KAR WAI STARTED OUT IN TV, MAKING SOAPS, MKAY?

― enrique, hahahaha you idiot morbius, Thursday, 13 April 2006 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Is that why everyone's always talking about how much they wish WKW hadn't lost his creative edge when he crossed over to movies?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:41 (twenty years ago)

haha, i just had the almost plausible vision of a bunch of late '80s hong kong sitcoms being screened over a week at anthology or the cinematheque as part of some 'exhaustive' wkw retro...

― enrique, pseudonym, Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:44 (twenty years ago)

These are the days of being wild.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2006 09:59 (twenty years ago)

"As the ashes of time fall through the hourglass..."

― In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:54 (twenty years ago)

ahem timmy:

Walter Monheit. (He would have had something good to say about Like Mike, geeta!)

-- rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 4th, 2002. (rosemary)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:59 (twenty years ago)

Manohla Dargis is really worth the free Times (non-'Select') signup all by herself.

Eric, you really found Enrique smart at some point?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

I just came here to tell you to go fuck yourself, you intolerable piece of shit.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

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