Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

live n die in la is great, similar vibe to the hidden but no thrash aliens

also while we're updating this thread with how it affected our daily lives:

i thought about the akira cartoon ade posted while i was driving home from work, about 8 hours after i had first seen it, and laughed out loud

i can't remember if i've ever seen The Hidden 2 or not, i shd put that right

for cartoon fans can i point out there's a load of violent action in the Road Runner series

without the twee bullshit

i thought about the akira cartoon ade posted while i was driving home from work, about 8 hours after i had first seen it, and laughed out loud

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:38 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol yeah this happens to me sometimes

those arent movies, NV!

if id of voted i wouldve voted for 'the hidden' most def

fucken hell guys The Hidden cd've placed if y'all had got yr shit together

yeah H4Ass i know they aren't movies i am just pissy about Akira being on this list at all

it belongs there more than T5E imo

well yeah but i didn't vote that either :D

when i first saw this thread i thought to myself 'i wouldve voted for the hidden' true story

tb totally honest The Hidden loses a bit of steam and the budget obviously didn't allow for the whole thing to have the total owning intensity of the first 15 minutes but it's still conceptually perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad52RbO-BEc

for you poor rubes who've never seen it

I like Tarantino a lot, but the dialogue really detracts imho

Fixed

One of the few moments I loved in IB: when dude pulls out the ridiculous pipe.

for cartoon fans can i point out there's a load of violent action in the Road Runner series

those arent movies, NV!

they sure as fuck are/were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner

"shorts" as opposed to "movies"

keeping up with this thread is hard! I need to strap myself into this bomb-bus, clearly

dr. morbius schools us on action films yet again

shorts as opposed to features

One A.M. is just as much a "movie" as Sex & The City 2, ugh

I have never seen Fifth Element or Dirty Harry. I will correct the latter this weekend, but I dont think I care about 5E

blowing my mind here, morbs

I know you guys have already been to school with Dan Kois

i also wouldve def voted for scott pilgrim so ¯\(°_o)/¯

yeah im positive i dont care abt 5th element

btw morbs: 5 movies pre-1971 today

the hidden owns throughout u savage

i'm pretty sure i've never seen 5th element because i always get it memes mixed up with run lola run and tank girl

FTW, regardless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz65AOjabtM

all i remember about The Fifth Element is finding Chris Tucker really annoying

you are all horrible monsters

xp

i am not denying the owningness of the hidden just saying they could've destroyed more cars maybe instead of that bit when kyle mclachlang gets all sad cos he has no family

oh god that wile e. bit

they sure as fuck are/were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:45 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

they werent features you relentless pedant

And ..... action!

you said they weren't movies, u Ass

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

when the whole thread gets mad at morbs i like to imagine it as everyone yelling at him at once and all you hear is this unintelligible roar

and then we all go thats our morbs *shrug*

http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/midnight-run.jpg

L-R

so uh did anybody else put phone booth as their #2? just trying to calculate chances here

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30546/714446-ralph_wolf.jpg

morbs, ilx

OK I have never seen The Hidden, but major props to any movie that dares to go with the plate glass window gag AFTER the car has already run over a guy in a wheelchair. They should have finished off with a fruit cart.

btw morbs: 5 movies pre-1971 today

I can do this (and including 1971 here)...

Jason And The Argonauts
Where Eagles Dare
Le Mans
Shaft
The Horsemen

I really enjoyed the super bowl movies they played during timeouts of the game

I also really like that movie where the popcorn and candies walk around and sing about going to the movies

was Death Race 2000 nommed btw? because its awesome.

also guys
this is another ILX poll where Space Jam could show up as the surprise winner, think abt it

what about the movie ("music video") for Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart, that shit will knock your dick in the dirt

was Death Race 2000 nommed btw? because its awesome.

Yes! Here are the noms:

BEST ACTION FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD (VOTING CLOSES FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10)

nooooooooooo i would have given dr2k so many first place points