Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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i watched to live and die in LA for the first time last nite-- wish i had done so before making my ballot

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

I watched Akira yesterday, but didn't have the heart to mention that there's a shitload of action throughout the film

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

friendship in action

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

The Wild Bunch deserves a better defense than given on this thread so far. really changed the way I thought about/watched films in general and westerns in particular.

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

live n die in la is great, similar vibe to the hidden but no thrash aliens

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

also while we're updating this thread with how it affected our daily lives:

i thought about the akira cartoon ade posted while i was driving home from work, about 8 hours after i had first seen it, and laughed out loud

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

i can't remember if i've ever seen The Hidden 2 or not, i shd put that right

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

for cartoon fans can i point out there's a load of violent action in the Road Runner series

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

without the twee bullshit

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

i thought about the akira cartoon ade posted while i was driving home from work, about 8 hours after i had first seen it, and laughed out loud

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:38 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol yeah this happens to me sometimes

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

those arent movies, NV!

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

if id of voted i wouldve voted for 'the hidden' most def

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

fucken hell guys The Hidden cd've placed if y'all had got yr shit together

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah H4Ass i know they aren't movies i am just pissy about Akira being on this list at all

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

it belongs there more than T5E imo

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah but i didn't vote that either :D

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

when i first saw this thread i thought to myself 'i wouldve voted for the hidden' true story

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

tb totally honest The Hidden loses a bit of steam and the budget obviously didn't allow for the whole thing to have the total owning intensity of the first 15 minutes but it's still conceptually perfect

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad52RbO-BEc

for you poor rubes who've never seen it

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

I like Tarantino a lot, but the dialogue really detracts imho

Fixed

One of the few moments I loved in IB: when dude pulls out the ridiculous pipe.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

for cartoon fans can i point out there's a load of violent action in the Road Runner series

those arent movies, NV!

they sure as fuck are/were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

"shorts" as opposed to "movies"

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

keeping up with this thread is hard! I need to strap myself into this bomb-bus, clearly

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

dr. morbius schools us on action films yet again

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

shorts as opposed to features

One A.M. is just as much a "movie" as Sex & The City 2, ugh

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

I have never seen Fifth Element or Dirty Harry. I will correct the latter this weekend, but I dont think I care about 5E

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

blowing my mind here, morbs

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

I know you guys have already been to school with Dan Kois

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

i also wouldve def voted for scott pilgrim so ¯\(°_o)/¯

yeah im positive i dont care abt 5th element

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

btw morbs: 5 movies pre-1971 today

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

the hidden owns throughout u savage

omar little, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure i've never seen 5th element because i always get it memes mixed up with run lola run and tank girl

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

FTW, regardless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz65AOjabtM

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

all i remember about The Fifth Element is finding Chris Tucker really annoying

Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

you are all horrible monsters

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

xp

i am not denying the owningness of the hidden just saying they could've destroyed more cars maybe instead of that bit when kyle mclachlang gets all sad cos he has no family

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh god that wile e. bit

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

they sure as fuck are/were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:45 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

they werent features you relentless pedant

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

And ..... action!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

you said they weren't movies, u Ass

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

when the whole thread gets mad at morbs i like to imagine it as everyone yelling at him at once and all you hear is this unintelligible roar

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

and then we all go thats our morbs *shrug*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/midnight-run.jpg

L-R

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

so uh did anybody else put phone booth as their #2? just trying to calculate chances here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30546/714446-ralph_wolf.jpg

morbs, ilx

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

OK I have never seen The Hidden, but major props to any movie that dares to go with the plate glass window gag AFTER the car has already run over a guy in a wheelchair. They should have finished off with a fruit cart.

The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

btw morbs: 5 movies pre-1971 today

I can do this (and including 1971 here)...

Jason And The Argonauts
Where Eagles Dare
Le Mans
Shaft
The Horsemen

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

I really enjoyed the super bowl movies they played during timeouts of the game

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

I also really like that movie where the popcorn and candies walk around and sing about going to the movies

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)


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